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(Courier Mail) Cool Using a fire poker to brand your backside is, in hindsight, probably a bum idea   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 21
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Smeggy Smurf
2011-11-07 08:48:49 PM
I think it's a great idea. For somebody else to poop on.
 
Mr. Lepage
2011-11-07 08:53:46 PM
Sizzling burn.
 
some.old.lady. [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 08:54:36 PM
Shouldn't have played that kind of poker, boys.
 
trillium13
2011-11-07 08:55:09 PM
Was the dumbass tag busy or something?
 
cyberspacedout
2011-11-07 08:55:44 PM
Not to mention you'd have a hot ash.
 
fusillade762
2011-11-07 08:56:22 PM
Ass möde.
 
trillium13
2011-11-07 08:56:37 PM
And why the hell did they call an ambulance? Were they that disabled from their ass branding?
 
KrispyKritter
2011-11-07 09:07:29 PM
if they had skateboards and beat hell out of their parents maybe they'd get their own TV show
 
Dr.Zom
2011-11-07 09:10:12 PM
A TEEN trio's bum idea proved too hot to handle, when they had to call for help after they used a fire poker to "brand" their backsides in Toowoomba Saturday night.

Paramedics and police were called to an address on North Street about 2.30pm Sunday, where the three males had suffered burns to their bottoms.

A spokesman for the Department of Community Safety said it appeared the teens had injured themselves on Saturday night.

However, the trio waited until they had some hindsight and didn't call an ambulance until Sunday afternoon.

It is understood paramedics, unsure of whether or not there had been an assault, called police.

When emergency crews arrived, they quickly got to the bottom of the mystery and realised it was nothing but a juvenile prank, dreamed up during a night of fun.

The males did not require hospitalisation, but were treated by paramedics at the scene.

Now THAT's journalism.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-11-07 09:10:32 PM
Kate Higgins needs to calm down.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 09:10:53 PM
Dumbass tag needed. Asinine would have also worked.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-11-07 09:11:33 PM
Dr.Zom: A TEEN trio's bum idea proved too hot to handle, when they had to call for help after they used a fire poker to "brand" their backsides in Toowoomba Saturday night.

Paramedics and police were called to an address on North Street about 2.30pm Sunday, where the three males had suffered burns to their bottoms.

A spokesman for the Department of Community Safety said it appeared the teens had injured themselves on Saturday night.

However, the trio waited until they had some hindsight and didn't call an ambulance until Sunday afternoon.

It is understood paramedics, unsure of whether or not there had been an assault, called police.

When emergency crews arrived, they quickly got to the bottom of the mystery and realised it was nothing but a juvenile prank, dreamed up during a night of fun.

The males did not require hospitalisation, but were treated by paramedics at the scene.

Now THAT's journalism.

You missed that one.
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 09:29:58 PM
 
blackmtnmantheonly
2011-11-07 09:35:10 PM
Well, it was in Toowoomba, after all.
 
Amos Quito
2011-11-07 09:41:52 PM
Send in the nuns!
 
SN1987a goes boom
2011-11-07 10:01:23 PM
KrispyKritter: if they had skateboards and beat hell out of their parents maybe they'd get their own TV show

If you ever consider doing anything done by Bam Margera, do the genepool a favor and kill yourself.
 
ciberido
2011-11-07 10:23:42 PM
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Approves.
 
douchebag/hater
2011-11-07 10:29:58 PM
Subby?

'Nice' with a 'WTG'
 
dbrunker
2011-11-08 12:34:45 AM
i1092.photobucket.com
 
magores
2011-11-08 03:24:50 AM
When I was a kid, a friend of my dad's had a brand on his arm.

Of course, my dad and his buddy were Green Berets, and they are allowed to do stupid manly shiat like that.
 
UtileDysfunktion
2011-11-08 09:44:21 AM
Fireplace pokers... Do they serve any real purpose besides being used as something to beat someone to death with? I mean really, you've got a fire going in the fireplace, does it really need to be poked at?

/watched too many Perry Mason episodes
 
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