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(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Cool He changes your tire, you give him CPR. That's the Wisconsin way   (startribune.com) divider line 15
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2011-11-07 09:13:34 PM
I farking love Wisconsin!

/why the fark am I in Minnesota?
 
2011-11-07 11:10:38 PM
I'd click the link, but I'm not into BBW porn.
 
2011-11-07 11:11:45 PM
Am I the only one thinking that at least one of those feet in the stock photo needed a toe tag?
 
2011-11-07 11:14:00 PM
sgnilward: I farking love Wisconsin!

/why the fark am I in Minnesota?


Because you want to make New Glarus beers into a far more special treat. If you live here, you can just go to the gas station and buy it...and then suddenly a great beer becomes common place and you'll take it for granted

/Drinking Moon Man
 
2011-11-07 11:18:00 PM
I live in Wisconsin and, I had a stroke at Walgreens and was robbed. In fact the guy that was robbing me told people that asked what was wrong that I was drunk. As luck would have it, someone did call 911. So I am still able to post on Fark. True story.
 
2011-11-07 11:27:26 PM
colslax: /Drinking Moon Man

Hmmm, sippin' "Uff-da" right now. My gal pal coworker goes to Stout and brought me a sixer of every NG beer. I liked there Blacktop IPA, although my homebrew version was better.
 
2011-11-07 11:39:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlAZD9Xx5-Y
 
2011-11-07 11:43:07 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: I'd click the link, but I'm not into BBW porn.

It's a well known fact that in Wisconsin, the only CPR dummies they use are Fat Freds:

184.168.141.161
 
2011-11-07 11:43:47 PM
I once pulled over for a guy that hit a deer. As luck would have it, he had no cell phone, so I called in the accident for him. Then I called his doctor's office for him (tracked them down through 411, he had no clue what the place was called) so he could tell them he'd be running a little late.

/Pink lemonade and vodka in a 38oz Packers mug
 
2011-11-08 01:25:36 AM
Well it's their fault anyway. If they knew how to change a tire he wouldn't have given himself a heart attack doing it for them.
 
2011-11-08 01:35:44 AM
Candygram for Mongo: Well it's their fault anyway. If they knew how to change a tire he wouldn't have given himself a heart attack doing it for them.

Ah, I see they pointed that out in the article. I suppose I should actually read those things before posting.
 
2011-11-08 02:16:50 AM
It was 11 p.m, I passed a car on the highway and then shortly after, I hit a patch of black ice and spun off into the ditch. That car did not stop after they passed me and most certainly saw me. Not everybody in WI is awesome, but there are a lot of us that are.

/Glad the man survived.
//Born and bred in WI
 
2011-11-08 08:00:42 AM
So why didn't either of those women know how to change a tire?
 
2011-11-08 08:16:40 AM
Yeah Wisconsin! People here are, overall, pretty cool.

Oh - Go Packers!!
 
2011-11-08 08:19:40 AM
FuturePastNow: So why didn't either of those women know how to change a tire?

That's what I was wondering.
 
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