Cool.

has a heart attack, encourages son to go to college, starts riding a bike to his used car salesman job?

Mama mia!

Mentat: Did those Egg Council people get to you too?



/yoink

I'm ashamed to admit this, but I don't get the reference.

tankjr: I'm ashamed to admit this, but I don't get the reference.

Freemasons

phrenicmonkey: Mama mia!
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REFUND? REFUND?!?

Tickle Mittens: tankjr: I'm ashamed to admit this, but I don't get the reference.

Freemasons

AH. I would have gotten "Returns to Jupiter"

tankjr: I'm ashamed to admit this, but I don't get the reference.

One of the more memorable Simpsons' episodes.

tankjr: I'm ashamed to admit this, but I don't get the reference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSpOjj4YD8c&feature=related (new window)

Enough about marble, let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!

But I thought my marble slabs were the only ones with special rings in them?

I'm going to ignore all the contemporary cultural references to declare I think it's super-cool they found this fossil in marble, put it back together and placed it within an overall physiological scheme of things.

/suck it, creationoids
//you'd'a just thrown the bones away

SaberTooth08: Enough about marble, let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!

Release him from the rock of shame!

zarberg: SaberTooth08: Enough about marble, let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!

Release him from the rock of shame!

And attach the rock of Triumph!

Huck And Molly Ziegler:
/suck it, creationoids
//you'd'a just thrown the bones away

Or put a saddle on them.

0Icky0: Huck And Molly Ziegler:
/suck it, creationoids
//you'd'a just thrown the bones away

Or put a saddle on them.

Or laugh at another of God's hilarious fossil jokes!

I wonder if, 40 million years ago, this dead whale created its own ecosystem on the ocean floor.

aearra: I wonder if, 40 million years ago, this dead whale created its own ecosystem on the ocean floor.

I do that every time I crap behind the 7-eleven.

The story might have ended there: Francioni already had an offer from a foreign private collector, who wanted to slabs for his living room.

Ugh.

Done in one.

dustlesswalnut: 0Icky0: Huck And Molly Ziegler:
/suck it, creationoids
//you'd'a just thrown the bones away

Or put a saddle on them.

Or laugh at another of God's hilarious fossil jokes!

I thought that the fossils were Satan's joke?

My old geology prof told us the story about two geologists who hated each other. One seeded the other's area with fake fossils. Really crazy looking stuff: stars with tails, etc... The victim published a book on his finds and generally became obsessed with them. The perp even repented years later and outed himself, but the victim wouldn't believe him.

Can't remember the names of the guys though.

/Just a CSB, not commenting on this find.

StoPPeRmobile: I thought that the fossils were Satan's joke?

It depends on whether or not you're a God is Great! Christian or a The World Is Evil Christian.

I got stuck with a Real Life guy my Freshman year and he thought that the goofy jumbles of bones buried in the earth was one of His ultimate practical jokes.

Hey... have you ever noticed that the Crossing the Desert is a lot like the Unblinking Eye? And it's exactly like the Wreck of the Hesperus.

/And now, the final ordeal: the Paddling of the Swollen Ass...With Paddles.

Sorry but Biblical evidence proves this is a scam.