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(CBS Detroit)   When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like this guy. Not screaming like the hooker in the passenger's seat   (detroit.cbslocal.com) divider line 43
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2011-11-07 09:10:35 PM
I do see a bit of awkwardness at the funeral. I wonder if the undertaker will prop up the guy's hand out of the casket so the men can all give him one last "high five' as they go by?
 
2011-11-07 10:39:49 PM

gwydion56: I do see a bit of awkwardness at the funeral. I wonder if the undertaker will prop up the guy's hand out of the casket so the men can all give him one last "high five' as they go by?


And the hooker going through his pockets.
 
2011-11-07 10:40:42 PM
Well that sucks.
 
2011-11-07 10:48:51 PM
Mods are on a trolololoroll tonight.
 
2011-11-07 10:49:01 PM
Article mentions Pontiac all over but fails to mention brand of car driven during the incident. This is important
 
2011-11-07 10:50:35 PM

Eps05: Article mentions Pontiac all over but fails to mention brand of car driven during the incident. This is important


Pontiac rsidence = GAy rage.
 
2011-11-07 10:52:08 PM
Well, she blew it
 
2011-11-07 10:52:08 PM
Pontiac residence? I didn't know they made RVs.
 
2011-11-07 10:53:53 PM
Wow... that could possibly be one of the best headlines ever!
+10 Subby
 
2011-11-07 10:57:01 PM

Bartman66: Wow... that could possibly be one of the best headlines ever! +10 Subby


If the hooker was in the passenger's seat, where was the passenger sitting?
 
2011-11-07 10:57:12 PM
that's one way to get laid to rest.
 
2011-11-07 10:58:08 PM

Bartman66: Wow... that could possibly be one of the best headlines ever!
+10 Subby


Sloppy seconds!

Seriously, I only came to this thread to compliment Subby.
 
2011-11-07 10:58:56 PM
My hero is dead.
 
2011-11-07 10:59:58 PM
72?? There is something to look forward to!
 
2011-11-07 11:02:22 PM
My only problem with my car is the armrest in between the driver's seat and shotgun. Farking goalie armrest

0.tqn.com
 
2011-11-07 11:07:16 PM
He came and went in the same evening.
 
2011-11-07 11:16:08 PM
Ahhhhh, the down side of MSOG.
 
2011-11-07 11:29:52 PM
The man was taken to Pontiac Osteopathic Hospital where he was later pronounced dead.

...and now we know why he died.
 
2011-11-07 11:30:17 PM
What about this guy?? (^) - Possibly NSFW
 
2011-11-07 11:32:16 PM
Die like a man. Link (new window)
 
2011-11-07 11:38:42 PM
Meh. Obviously he had an allergic reaction to the woman's vagina.

Something like this woman dying after having an allergic reaction to dog's sperm.

Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction to the Dog She Had Sex With (new window)

i.huffpost.com


/ruff sex
 
2011-11-07 11:46:42 PM
Definitely a happy ending.
 
2011-11-07 11:47:33 PM
TTIUWP
 
2011-11-07 11:48:26 PM
Did she turn into a donkey?
 
2011-11-07 11:48:38 PM
Anybody got the hookers number? Cuz im guessing shes worth the $50.

Dan Fielding: Sascha? That thing you told me about... did you ever try it with any of your other husbands?
Sascha Minkoff: A few times.
Dan Fielding: And did any of them... survive?
Sascha Minkoff: Only John Wayne. But he never walked the same.
[Dan walks away quickly, then stops, and turns around]
Dan Fielding: Saddle up.
 
2011-11-07 11:49:03 PM

GungFu: Meh. Obviously he had an allergic reaction to the woman's vagina.

Something like this woman dying after having an allergic reaction to dog's sperm.

Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction to the Dog She Had Sex With (new window)

[i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

Great...another thing that will be banned from daycare just because one person in the world is allergic to it. They probably won't even allow dead ones.

/ruff sex

 
2011-11-07 11:51:01 PM
I do see a bit of awkwardness at the funeral.
I hope the widow has a sense of humor.
 
2011-11-08 12:25:59 AM

StoneColdAtheist: Bartman66: Wow... that could possibly be one of the best headlines ever!
+10 Subby

Sloppy seconds!

Seriously, I only came to this thread to compliment Subby.


Which Subby got from Emo Phillips.
Link
 
2011-11-08 12:36:26 AM

sallys: StoneColdAtheist: Bartman66: Wow... that could possibly be one of the best headlines ever!
+10 Subby

Sloppy seconds!

Seriously, I only came to this thread to compliment Subby.

Which Subby got from Emo Phillips.
Link


Which Emo Phillips got from Jack Handey

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/show/30967

Personally I prefer the one that ends with "screaming and wetting myself like the passengers in his car"
 
2011-11-08 12:40:40 AM
He was done in when he had an asthma attack and reached for his inhaler. Little did he know he was taking a massive hit off her crack pipe.
 
2011-11-08 01:37:08 AM
According to TFA's picture, the widow is gonna spend the rest of her life wishing she had agreed to let him in the back door, so at least he'd die with her.
 
2011-11-08 01:40:09 AM

The Face Of Oblivion: The man was taken to Pontiac Osteopathic Hospital where he was later pronounced dead.

...and now we know why he died.


Grew up in Pontiac,,,, getting a kick,, etc.

/POH saved my life once
//better than General
///got the fark outta MI
//saved my life again
/slashies
 
2011-11-08 01:46:52 AM

gwydion56: I do see a bit of awkwardness at the funeral. I wonder if the undertaker will prop up the guy's hand out of the casket so the men can all give him one last "high five' as they go by?


Not sure if we want to know where that hand has been
 
2011-11-08 01:49:45 AM
"Authorities said the prostitute was not immediately forthcoming with information about events leading up to the incident."

LOL

"Please describe again exactly what crime you were committing when this happened."
 
2011-11-08 02:22:33 AM
ironthrone.com

"How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"

"In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock."
 
2011-11-08 02:35:15 AM

GungFu: Meh. Obviously he had an allergic reaction to the woman's vagina.

Something like this woman dying after having an allergic reaction to dog's sperm.


And she died in Limerick, Ireland. How appropriate. I wonder what rhymes they came up for her at her funeral.
 
2011-11-08 03:17:03 AM
Big death
 
2011-11-08 07:30:30 AM
Subbies. Letting people down for several years.

I wanted a heart wrenching tale of a prostitute screaming as the car flew into a ravine only for her and the driver to be in one piece, ah screw it.
 
2011-11-08 08:06:05 AM
That is some scary new VD there.
The prophet Eddie Murphy warned us all this would happen.
 
2011-11-08 09:19:50 AM
The lack of Jack Handey is disturbing.

When a child asks me where rain comes from, I like to say something like 'God is crying.' When then ask me why I say 'Probably because of something you did.'
 
2011-11-08 12:31:47 PM

habitual_masticator: The lack of Jack Handey is disturbing.

When a child asks me where rain comes from, I like to say something like 'God is crying.' When then ask me why I say 'Probably because of something you did.'


Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
 
2011-11-08 01:56:21 PM
article: The man was taken to Pontiac Osteopathic Hospital

Why -- was something wrong with his bone?
 
2011-11-08 04:48:51 PM

SlowTimedRapid: article: The man was taken to Pontiac Osteopathic Hospital

Why -- was something wrong with his bone?


Not any more.
 
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