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(Some Guy) Amusing If taking your electric scooter on a joyride in the park after hours with a BAC three times the legal limit is wrong, then I don't want to be right   (tribune-democrat.com) divider line 8
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LawyersRock
2011-11-07 09:49:55 PM
That is not my America!

A person should be able to use their Rascal shiatfaced. It's in the Constitution. At least it was the framer's intent.
 
vexle
2011-11-07 09:51:50 PM
Hehehehehe, "Beaver County."
 
davidphogan
2011-11-07 09:52:47 PM
That's why I just drunkenly stumble through my local parks. That and it's more fun to drunkenly drive through them with the pedestrians and bikes out in full force.
 
lewismarktwo
2011-11-07 10:38:53 PM
Like he was going to hurt anyone.
 
Alien Robot
2011-11-07 10:40:38 PM
What kind of 'scooter'? The skateboard with a steering handle, the electric wheelchair, or the step-through motorcycle? Only the third kind should get a DUI. Giving one for the second would be a violation of the ADA and his right to mobility. Giving one for the first is just 'tarded.
 
allanace16
2011-11-07 10:50:33 PM
Alien Robot: What kind of 'scooter'? The skateboard with a steering handle, the electric wheelchair, or the step-through motorcycle? Only the third kind should get a DUI. Giving one for the second would be a violation of the ADA and his right to mobility. Giving one for the first is just 'tarded.

Yeah, I've always felt that giving DUI's on things that don't require drivers' licenses is kinda sketchy....
 
Hrist
2011-11-07 11:08:35 PM
Pisses me off that you can get a DUI on a regular bicycle. Which will, you know, get your driver's licence taken away...because you rode a bicycle. Why not start taking people's licences away for being driven home when they're too drunk to drive? Oh wait, it has happened.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 12:32:53 AM
Alien Robot: What kind of 'scooter'? The skateboard with a steering handle, the electric wheelchair, or the step-through motorcycle? Only the third kind should get a DUI. Giving one for the second would be a violation of the ADA and his right to mobility. Giving one for the first is just 'tarded.

Even the source report doesn't say. But the guy apparently did try to run the cop over with it, so it at least had a motor. However, the guy got off it, parked, and ran into his house, so he's got some kind of foot mobility. I'm guessing it was one of those wannabe motorcycle-type scooters, or else the guy is one of those fatties who uses an "electric wheelchair" because he's too "disabled" (read: fat) to walk around like a normal person.
 
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