There are no elk in Australia.

/dumbasses

Miss.

/problem?

Cue the 'that's the joke' picture...

They deered to kill a king's dare?

We don't need men of their ilk in America.

Idaho illegal forest to elk wild kill in it a is!

Who can blame them? I've had elk before, and it kicks ass. Roast, strip, sirloin, or even ground, it all kicks ass.

Mmmmm ... hirschsauerbraten.

Goddamn Australians

Yeah because when I think overseas travel get-away, I think Idaho, too.....

Mmmmm elk. Substitute for beef in your favorite recipe. Mine is elk steak, cubed (like beef tips) in a sour cream sauce over rice.

*jimcarey.jpg*

BeezyBates: Yeah because when I think overseas travel get-away, I think Idaho, too.....

It's a good place to kill something. It's a lousy place for fishing.

Why am I not surprised that they are all from Tasmania?

/It's like the Alabama of Australia

He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Elk. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two elk you didn't even know were there. Because Elk's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this - a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no ... he slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is ... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know ... try to show a little respect.

Beatlefreak: Anyone else notice this says AUSTRIANS and not AUSTRALIANS?

This, coming from a TFer?

/THAT'S THE JOKE

toraque: You know who else tried to grill things on the barbie?

You grill things with Claus Barbie?

/don't forget to visit the Barbie museum near Vegas

What do you expect from a country populated with the descendants of British criminals?

So that's what happens when you find a ranger in the Alps

BeezyBates: Yeah because when I think overseas travel get-away, I think Idaho, too.....

I don't know if your the wilderness type, but if you are and you ever get a chance to visit the Frank Church-River of No Return Wilderness do it. You can spend two weeks there and still not see everything. Breathtaking doesn't begin to describe it.

Beatlefreak:

I've been gone from TF for a few months and just returned a few weeks ago.
Must have missed the meme.

See: Dumb and Dumber (Came out in 1994, its GOT to be available on VHS somewhere, no?)

I love elks. Tasty majestic creatures...

I see what subby did.

A friend of mine prefers poaching deer. The expensive way.

He's fixing the front and back bumpers of his car right now.

Granted the deer decided it couldn't live anymore and leaped out in front of him.

Australian men in Atlanta, Idaho..totally farked up

Three Austrians accused of poaching elk. DudeMate, you're supposed to grill incinerate it on the barbie

FTFS

Jim Panse: And no weapons charges? Unless they have green cards, they're prohibited from possessing firearms. That's another felony right there.

Meh, it's Idaho. Probably didn't even notice their guns.

steerforth: Three Austrians accused of poaching elk. DudeMate, you're supposed to grill incinerate it on the barbie

FTFS

The only mates they have around those parts of Idaho are the sheep

They were Anne's elk.

// *ahem* That is my theory an' I'm stickin' with it. *cough*

How many Austrians does it take to poach an elk?

Three. One to heat the water, one to operate the chain hoist, and one to make twenty five gallons of hollandaise sauce.

Smeggy Smurf: steerforth: Three Austrians accused of poaching elk. DudeMate, you're supposed to grill incinerate it on the barbie

FTFS

The only mates they have around those parts of Idaho are the sheep

Lamb chops two ways: screwed 'n barbecued.

urban.derelict: There are no elk in Australia

He he he, I came in to praise the submitter
But you did it WAY better

// Elk in Australia are tasty, but I prefer the grilled roo
/ Just have to avoid the short moustached corporals.... unless you are into that

steerforth: Lamb chops two ways: screwed 'n barbecued

does it have to be in that order ?

// Confused New Zealander

Slartibartfaster: steerforth: Lamb chops two ways: screwed 'n barbecued

does it have to be in that order ?

// Confused New Zealander

Yes. Screw, 'Q then poo

good headline mate

In NAZI Austria, Barbie grills YOU!