My idiot uncle did this, using the name of a former celly.

I like that the link is http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6712534&l=http://www.nj.com/hobokennow /index.ssf/2011/11/man_charged_with_lying_to_hobo.html

I was like, shiat, that's that thing? I better find that guy and give him the change I promised him when I got done shopping then slipped out the other exit.

Or make that "Just make sure you don't have any outstanding warrents"

eh, subby?

Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson.
Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Homer: Uh... actually my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.
Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?
Homer: Uh... actually my real name is uh... think Krusty, think... Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime?
Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
Homer: D'oh!

I like that the link is http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6712534&l=http://www.nj.com/hobokennow /index.ssf/2011/11/http://man_charged_with_lying_to_hobo.html/

@lowbrow i was just coming here to post that well played....

Ed Finnerty: "Theohari Papageorgiou"?

Seriously, if you just let the officer try to spell that themselves, they'd most likely get it wrong.

If someone tells me a crazy name I know I won't spell correctly, I ask. Truthfully, I loathe names that have a random apostrophe or two thrown in them.

/I've also arrested someone for giving false information when they tried to hide warrants that were already taken care of or didn't exist(yet)
//This guy probably missed court and thought FTA's were already issued

As cops searched his car for registration and insurance information, the Jamaica man told them he was Theo Papageorgiou, was 37 years old and gave them a fake social security number, reports said. Cops became suspicious when Papageorgiou got nervous and defensive, reports said, adding that he insisted the information he gave was correct.



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Ed Finnerty: "Theohari Papageorgiou"?

Seriously, if you just let the officer try to spell that themselves, they'd most likely get it wrong.

Ed Finnerty: "Theohari Papageorgiou"?

Seriously, if you just let the officer try to spell that themselves, they'd most likely get it wrong.

I have a common first name and an officer who wrote an incident report on me got my name wrong. Even though we both had the same first name. When I got the court summons with the wrong name on it I was tempted not to show up because it wasn't me listed on the paper. It's the cop's fault he can't sign off on the correct paperwork.

In addition to the uncalled apostrophe in names, I also can't stand "special" spellings. Like Derrick spelled "Deryc."

I like this idiot. (new window) Wanted for murder, gave a random alias that happenned to be someone with, you guessed it, outstanding warrants.

eraser8: JamesLi: Like Derrick spelled "Deryc."

The correct spelling is Derek. Derrick is an industrial contraption.

Maybe not the best example, though I've always seen it spelled Derrick. You get my point.