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doglover

2011-11-07 04:31:31 PM

vogonity

2011-11-07 06:18:16 PM

Subby,

Please learn how to use apostrophes.

Thank You.

The Shroom

2011-11-07 06:19:31 PM

I would like to say, for the lulz, I hope Bieber is the father.

Of all the countless women he could have had, he choose poorly.

Im_Gumby

2011-11-07 06:22:43 PM

doglover: [au.movember.com image 590x340]

Was that from the Natural Harvest Cookbook?

Hector Remarkable

2011-11-07 06:32:11 PM

How many Justin Biebers has this woman accused?

Third_Uncle_Eno

2011-11-07 06:41:48 PM

I don't care what y'all say, i'd hit that chick. she's uber hot in a dirty, slutty kind of way.

of course, i'd triple bag it, but whatevs.

Todashy

2011-11-07 06:56:36 PM

The whole idea makes me ew my pants.

Lsherm

2011-11-07 07:01:34 PM

The Shroom: I would like to say, for the lulz, I hope Bieber is the father.

Of all the countless women he could have had, he choose poorly.

I'm willing to bet that she slept with someone who said he was Justin Bieber after a concert, and some bieber-looking douchebag is laughing his ass off this year.

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2011-11-07 07:05:54 PM

Lsherm: The Shroom: I would like to say, for the lulz, I hope Bieber is the father.

Of all the countless women he could have had, he choose poorly.

I'm willing to bet that she slept with someone who said he was Justin Bieber after a concert, and some bieber-looking douchebag is laughing his ass off this year.

This.

/hoes who lie about paternity need to be sterilized

sign_of_Zeta

2011-11-07 07:07:31 PM

Enormous-Schwanstucker

2011-11-07 07:07:54 PM

FTFA: Lance Rogers and Matt Pare tell TMZ, "We are encouraged that Justin Bieber will voluntarily take the paternity test. That is the only way to definitively determine who the father is."

It will definitively determine he is not the father. I actually want to see how badly they make an example of her.

Dumbass.

coxinha

2011-11-07 07:08:12 PM

You heard it here first, Juggalo Justin Bieber is the father.

s3-ak.buzzfed.com

Apos

2011-11-07 07:09:11 PM

Third_Uncle_Eno: I don't care what y'all say, i'd hit that chick. she's uber hot in a dirty, slutty kind of way.

of course, i'd triple bag it, but whatevs.

Just make sure you don a Zorro mask to avoid being stalked.

fusillade762

2011-11-07 07:14:44 PM

I have no idea what a Justin Biebers is.

triptogn

2011-11-07 07:21:45 PM

The Shroom: I would like to say, for the lulz, I hope Bieber is the father.

Of all the countless women he could have had, he choose poorly.

What makes you think this is the only girl that kid has tapped by now? At his age, with his level of stardom, I would be surprised (nay disappointed?) that Bieber hasn't laid more pipe than Wabashaw plumbing by now.

The Shroom

2011-11-07 07:29:58 PM

triptogn: The Shroom: I would like to say, for the lulz, I hope Bieber is the father.

Of all the countless women he could have had, he choose poorly.

What makes you think this is the only girl that kid has tapped by now? At his age, with his level of stardom, I would be surprised (nay disappointed?) that Bieber hasn't laid more pipe than Wabashaw plumbing by now.

Perhaps. Maybe one of the rules is that the nightlight must be kept ON at all times.

Third_Uncle_Eno

2011-11-07 07:30:37 PM

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Third_Uncle_Eno: I don't care what y'all say, i'd hit that chick. she's uber hot in a dirty, slutty kind of way.

of course, i'd triple bag it, but whatevs.

Just make sure you don a Zorro mask to avoid being stalked.

thanks for the tip, bro :p

/wouldn't it have been funny, if she had been super drunk, and had farked the Bieber look-alike girl from America's got Talent instead?

Keyser_Soze_Death

2011-11-07 07:33:48 PM

Can I officially request some kind of a joint Maury + Montel reveal?

/pretty please?

ongbok

2011-11-07 07:41:03 PM

triptogn: The Shroom: I would like to say, for the lulz, I hope Bieber is the father.

Of all the countless women he could have had, he choose poorly.

What makes you think this is the only girl that kid has tapped by now? At his age, with his level of stardom, I would be surprised (nay disappointed?) that Bieber hasn't laid more pipe than Wabashaw plumbing by now.

Why do you think his people gave him Selena Gomez? She is there for him to be able to tap and stay out of trouble, otherwise he would be nailing groupies two at a time. She gets her chance at stardom out of the deal.

Cletus C.

2011-11-07 07:42:34 PM

Did I miss something?

ll-media.tmz.com

Hector Remarkable

2011-11-07 08:03:25 PM

fusillade762: I have no idea what a Justin Biebers is.

I thuink it's some kind of a thing where they make more than one of them.

Braindeath

2011-11-07 08:10:07 PM

The Shroom: I would like to say, for the lulz, I hope Bieber is the father.

Of all the countless women he could have had, he choose poorly.

I agree but I think he choose okay...what class of chick do people normally bang in a bathroom?

Third_Uncle_Eno

2011-11-07 08:20:14 PM

Cletus C.
Did I miss something?

[pic]

that's funny, it almost reminds me of those 'ectoplasm' photos from a hundred years ago.

fusillade762

2011-11-07 08:28:44 PM

Hector Remarkable: fusillade762: I have no idea what a Justin Biebers is.

I thuink it's some kind of a thing where they make more than one of them.

It's already started:

totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com

Bieber clones! Aaaaaaaaah! RUN!

Warlordtrooper

2011-11-07 08:40:45 PM

Enormous-Schwanstucker: FTFA: Lance Rogers and Matt Pare tell TMZ, "We are encouraged that Justin Bieber will voluntarily take the paternity test. That is the only way to definitively determine who the father is."

It will definitively determine he is not the father. I actually want to see how badly they make an example of her.

Dumbass.

What are they going to do, get a meaningless court victory, In return what they will get is headlines like "Justin Bieber sues single parent family into homelessness" This is the stupidest thing they could have done from a PR standpoint.

And normally I'm all in on the guys side of a paternity case as the courts are horribly biased, but this situation is even worse, this is when the rich and famous use the court system to harass the poor and little people. This is the same thing as the RIAA suing a 13 year old girl.

Enormous-Schwanstucker

2011-11-07 08:51:21 PM

Warlordtrooper: Enormous-Schwanstucker: FTFA: Lance Rogers and Matt Pare tell TMZ, "We are encouraged that Justin Bieber will voluntarily take the paternity test. That is the only way to definitively determine who the father is."

It will definitively determine he is not the father. I actually want to see how badly they make an example of her.

Dumbass.

What are they going to do, get a meaningless court victory, In return what they will get is headlines like "Justin Bieber sues single parent family into homelessness" This is the stupidest thing they could have done from a PR standpoint.

And normally I'm all in on the guys side of a paternity case as the courts are horribly biased, but this situation is even worse, this is when the rich and famous use the court system to harass the poor and little people. This is the same thing as the RIAA suing a 13 year old girl.

I see your point and agree with it but for one thing; i want to see the example being nothing more than them dragging her through the mud. Money shouldn't be an issue here of course. Sue her for $1 plus a public humiliation. If he were to do it i'd have a bit of respect for him that I didn't have before.

Maneck

2011-11-07 08:54:45 PM

Warlordtrooper:

What are they going to do, get a meaningless court victory, In return what they will get is headlines like "Justin Bieber sues single parent family into homelessness" This is the stupidest thing they could have done from a PR standpoint.

At first I was all, who cares what random guy on the internet thinks about handling PR for a star, but then:

And normally I'm all in on the guys side of a paternity case as the courts are horribly biased, but this situation is even worse, this is when the rich and famous use the court system to harass the poor and little people. This is the same thing as the RIAA suing a 13 year old girl.

and I realized I'd been trolled. Go fark yourself.

xanadian

2011-11-07 09:11:50 PM

coxinha: You heard it here first, Juggalo Justin Bieber is the father.

[s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 600x455]

I was gonna say...give him a couple more years and he might actually be really hot.

Needs a sammich, though...

Apos

2011-11-07 11:43:54 PM

fusillade762: Hector Remarkable: fusillade762: I have no idea what a Justin Biebers is.

I thuink it's some kind of a thing where they make more than one of them.

It's already started:

[totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]

Bieber clones! Aaaaaaaaah! RUN!

The one on the left could very well be a Kristy McNichol impersonator.

Fark Me To Tears

2011-11-08 12:26:12 AM

FTFA: The lawyers for Justin Bieber's accuser, Mariah Yeater, have finally surfaced, and they're telling TMZ they are happy Justin has decided to take a DNA test, and they're not scared that Justin and his team are determined to sue the woman.

I hope that he's not the father, if for no other reason than to hear what her lawyers will have to say about it then. He probably wouldn't sue her. I would. If she's not the mother I would sue the little attention whore into her next life. I'd make her the poster child for "Don't f*ck with Biebs if you ain't got the cash to back it up, B*TCH!!!"

(*gasp*) Oh. Sorry about that...

bhcompy

2011-11-08 12:26:29 AM

The Shroom: Of all the countless women he could have had, he choose poorly.

Meh, she kind of has a Katee Sackhoff thing going. Kind of want.

LectertheChef

2011-11-08 12:34:08 AM

All the talk of Bieber suing her over this reminded me that he likes to talk up being a good Christian. Which in turn reminded me of Matthew 5:38-42.

38 "You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.'[f] 39 But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. 40 If anyone wants to sue you and take away your tunic, let him have your cloak also. 41 And whoever compels you to go one mile, go with him two. 42 Give to him who asks you, and from him who wants to borrow from you do not turn away.

invictus2

2011-11-08 12:51:55 AM

Link

Taylor-sama

2011-11-08 12:52:11 AM

Third_Uncle_Eno: I don't care what y'all say, i'd hit that chick. she's uber hot in a dirty, slutty kind of way.

of course, i'd triple bag it, but whatevs.

Farty McPooPants

2011-11-08 02:21:49 AM

invictus2: Link

i487.photobucket.com

Raspil

2011-11-08 02:32:17 AM

what could they possibly gain by suing her for this? money? an apology? take the baby away? i'm confused.

skinink

2011-11-08 02:38:15 AM

I'm surprised the the investigation of her sleeping with a minor is going so slow.

AlSharptonsHair

2011-11-08 02:47:44 AM

The lawyers in this case.

dumbobruni

2011-11-08 04:34:38 AM

isn't she opening herself up to statutory rape charges with this?

bhcompy

2011-11-08 09:26:22 AM

dumbobruni: isn't she opening herself up to statutory rape charges with this?

I believe CA law has a romeo and juliet exemption

Casey Anthony

2011-11-08 10:37:22 AM

vogonity: Subby,

Please learn how to use apostrophes.

Thank You.

Justin Bieber accuser say she not scared of his DNA, it obvious if you think on it

/Fixed for Subber

groppet

2011-11-08 11:50:54 AM

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squirrel_spam

2011-11-08 01:27:06 PM

Warlordtrooper: What are they going to do, get a meaningless court victory, In return what they will get is headlines like "Justin Bieber sues single parent family into homelessness" This is the stupidest thing they could have done from a PR standpoint.

A suit doesn't always have to be for some ungodly amount. How about settlement terms like this:
1) She pays him $1 for time and trouble
2) She records a PSA, at HIS expense (he can afford it) explaining how she is a gold digging attention whore and how sorry she is.
3) PSA to be played during prominent event (superbowl, Jersey Shore, ext) at his expense (again, can afford it).
4) Community service where she has to speak on the subject of 2.

There, hasn't sued her into homelessness and maybe others will think twice before attempting the same.

barkingatthemoon

2011-11-08 03:13:16 PM

Is it wrong of me to hope that it is his kid?

But then again, how do we know for sure Justin is going to use his DNA... we already know there are duplicates. LOL

scandalrag

2011-11-08 05:37:17 PM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: The lawyers for Justin Bieber's accuser, Mariah Yeater, have finally surfaced, and they're telling TMZ they are happy Justin has decided to take a DNA test, and they're not scared that Justin and his team are determined to sue the woman.

I hope that he's not the father, if for no other reason than to hear what her lawyers will have to say about it then. He probably wouldn't sue her. I would. If she's not the mother I would sue the little attention whore into her next life. I'd make her the poster child for "Don't f*ck with Biebs if you ain't got the cash to back it up, B*TCH!!!"

(*gasp*) Oh. Sorry about that...

I'm pretty sure they proved this with the "Yeah, that's my vagina" test at the kid's birth.

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