WHAT

That is one big puzzle.

It's only socialism when the money moves away from Republican causes and supporters

Why is everyone so afraid of this strong, puzzling woman?

Need a keygen to shut her the fark up.

GWLush: She is like an enigma wrapped in a retarded riddle.

wrapped in a fruit cake covered in fortune cookies

strathcona: cameroncrazy1984: I hope she gets the VP nod, just so she can completely lose her shiat on national tv during a debate with Biden.

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease.

Great.....the last group caused me to have an asthma attack at work. So....LETS DO THIS!!

Virulency: GWLush: She is like an enigma wrapped in a retarded riddle.

wrapped in a fruit cake covered in fortune cookies

... Pounded down the throat of Rick Perry as a corndog of retarded proportions.

She reminds me of one of those artists with zero talent from the hippie era, who would answer the question "so, what IS it you've painted here?" with "it's whatever you want it to be."

Because if they actually said what they were trying to paint, they would be laughed at and ridiculed for being the no-talent hack they were.

cameroncrazy1984: I hope she gets the VP nod, just so she can completely lose her shiat on national tv during a debate with Biden.

Nah, she'd just do the same thing Palin did. Smile at the camera, answer the question she wants to respond to instead of the one actually asked, and throw out a couple of "Joe six-pack" colloquialisms. And the conservative base would eat it up.

Why is it that people melt into puddles of illogical ooze when in the presence of this woman? Her vajayjay must have mesmerizing powers or something. Why does anything she says matter?

/Wtf, people?

I think Congress needs a basic mental competence test. There's too many in Congress like her, who left sanity behind long ago.

What the fark does that means? "frugal socialists"

They are too little a socialists? They are cheap skate socialist? They are inexpensive socialist? There are such things as luxurious socialists? What the hell does it mean?

IXI Jim IXI: "That's part of the puzzle that you figure out when I give a speech"

The other part or the puzzle being, of course, why nobody has shoved her down an empty elevator shaft yet and then skullfarked your rotting retarded corpse

Diogenes: No wonder she never makes sense. We don't have the encryption key.

I'll bet a Michele Bachmann key fob looks exactly like Saruman's palantír.

You know, I think it's time we ruined some other perfectly serviceable word. I propose that from now on we refer to anything we disagree with as "dysentery."

"While this election season has been full of surprises, I assure you there will be no policy surprises with me," she said.

Oh pleaze!

She's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in derp dipped in corn batter and deep fried.

"socialist" "nazi" "liberal fascist"...

These people have no f*cking clue what they're talking about.

Seriously, let's just take the GOP down.

Yes, we'll have to have one-party rule for awhile, but they brought that on and made it necessary.

That can't be a real quote. That page links directly to the Onion.
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holy fark. Remember - that lady is on the house committee on intelligence. Wrap your brain around that puzzle.

I tried solving it and all I could get was "derp".

HotIgneous Intruder: Why is it that people melt into puddles of illogical ooze when in the presence of this woman? Her vajayjay must have mesmerizing powers or something. Why does anything she says matter?

/Wtf, people?

It's kind of like slowing down to check out a car accident...

If I was a conspiracy nut I'd swear the GOP had a calculated plan to keep people from learning any real dirt on Romney throughout this entire cycle by distraction as well as prop him up by comparison.

keylock71: Again, I would love to meet someone who thinks this crazy biatch would make a good president.

Call it morbid curiosity...

Let me tell you about my Aunt, who supports Bachmann for President.

She also firmly believes that Obama is a Kenyan, teachers are over-paid whiners, Unions need to be destroyed, being gay should be a crime, and that we are currently in the "End Times".

Luckily I only need to deal with this biatch on Thanksgiving and the occasional family event.

WizardofToast: I tried solving it and all I could get was "derp".

I tried solving it and blood came out of my eyes.

Tad_Waxpole: keylock71: Again, I would love to meet someone who thinks this crazy biatch would make a good president.

Call it morbid curiosity...

Let me tell you about my Aunt, who supports Bachmann for President.

She also firmly believes that Obama is a Kenyan, teachers are over-paid whiners, Unions need to be destroyed, being gay should be a crime, and that we are currently in the "End Times".

Luckily I only need to deal with this biatch on Thanksgiving and the occasional family event.

No offense, but I can't wait until all of those people die of old age

Hastor: That can't be a real quote. That page links directly to the Onion.
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holy fark. Remember - that lady is on the house committee on intelligence. Wrap your brain around that puzzle.

That means the spymasters at the CIA have to report their top secret stuff to her... I wonder how much they must dread doing so.

CPennypacker: Tad_Waxpole: keylock71: Again, I would love to meet someone who thinks this crazy biatch would make a good president.

Call it morbid curiosity...

Let me tell you about my Aunt, who supports Bachmann for President.

She also firmly believes that Obama is a Kenyan, teachers are over-paid whiners, Unions need to be destroyed, being gay should be a crime, and that we are currently in the "End Times".

Luckily I only need to deal with this biatch on Thanksgiving and the occasional family event.

No offense, but I can't wait until all of those people die of old age

No offense taken.

Hastor: holy fark. Remember - that lady is on the house committee on intelligence. Wrap your brain around that puzzle.

I think that is not alright, and the USA should not be allowing her to sit on that committee. Some innocent people, and some unstable regions, in the rest of the world are likely to be endangered by this kind of ineptitude.

Tad_Waxpole: keylock71: Again, I would love to meet someone who thinks this crazy biatch would make a good president.

Call it morbid curiosity...

Let me tell you about my Aunt, who supports Bachmann for President.

She also firmly believes that Obama is a Kenyan, teachers are over-paid whiners, Unions need to be destroyed, being gay should be a crime, and that we are currently in the "End Times".

Luckily I only need to deal with this biatch on Thanksgiving and the occasional family event.

Do tell me she is the odd one in your family.