Diogenes: I know Brody's part of *that* accursed family. But I've never heard him speak or anything. What's wrong with him? He's awful easy on the eyes.

Seriously, who names their kid Brody? Besides, I thought I read somewhere that he starred in that reality show "The Hill" or something.

/I don't watch that crap

Avril Lavigne is like 30. She needs to drop that whole act, and get a big girl music shtick.

PsyLord: Seriously, who names their kid Brody? Besides, I thought I read somewhere that he starred in that reality show "The Hill" or something.

/I don't watch that crap

PsyLord: Diogenes: I know Brody's part of *that* accursed family. But I've never heard him speak or anything. What's wrong with him? He's awful easy on the eyes.

Seriously, who names their kid Brody? Besides, I thought I read somewhere that he starred in that reality show "The Hill" or something.

/I don't watch that crap

Jaws fans who can't spell "Quint"?

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Avril Lavigne is like 30. She needs to drop that whole act, and get a big girl music shtick.

Why would she want to do that if she's still making money from her current schtick? To please you?

She is like 5' nothing.. who is she fighting with?

Despite my complete loathing of any Jenner/Kardashian, you're a punk biatch if you smash a bottle across someone's face in a non-life threatening situation. Unless he pulls a knife, stick to fisticuffs in bar fights you pussies.

Avril Lavigne and Ashlee Simpson are the punkiest punk girls who ever punked.

Jake Havechek: Avril Lavigne and Ashlee Simpson are the punkiest punk girls who ever punked.


/not amused.

Diogenes: I know Brody's part of *that* accursed family. But I've never heard him speak or anything. What's wrong with him? He's awful easy on the eyes.

Supposedly he's a huge douche. Just another entitled trust fund douche.

tricycleracer: KHITBASH

Perfect.

Quiefenburger: [www.ofcelebrity.net image 400x500]

I'd bang the fake-ass designer punk right out of her. She'd sing gospel when we were done.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Avril Lavigne is like 30. She needs to drop that whole act, and get a big girl music shtick.

And Tony Hawke should stop skateboarding i guess? WTF do you care what they do.

She fought off five dudes at the same time, they were trying to get all "Gangbang On Porno Street" on her, and she's like "Shiat ain't happening" and went Kung Fu on them.

That coward David Lopan: Despite my complete loathing of any Jenner/Kardashian, you're a punk biatch if you smash a bottle across someone's face in a non-life threatening situation. Unless he pulls a knife, stick to fisticuffs in bar fights you pussies.

There are rules in a bar fight?

/any sucker punch is a douche move
//fighting is a douche move unless it's for defense

So what? She's still a rock star.

Hmmm, no footage of said jumping, left the scene of the alleged crime before police show up, pictures that show no real fisticuffing, failing muzak career......Kardashian influenced publicity stunt is my verdict.

If you get jumped by five people out on the streets......the odds would say that you aren't walking away from that encounter with a few scratches.

All scripted for your enjoyment, courtesy of E! entertainment.

Sometimes a good asskicking is needed by all. Unfortunate for most, I can handle myself pretty well.

/Just because you are famous does not mean you are above an asskicking.

What I want to know is why five dudes are beating up a girl after it's the boyfriend who got involved. I mean, punk, fake-punk or otherwise... basic chivalry, man.

'Yeah, man! I just kicked Avril Lavigne's ASS!'
'...'
'Hey, don't leave me hangin'!'

BalugaJoe: She is like 5' nothing.. who is she fighting with?

Some guys thought they would be tough by beating up a girl.

BalugaJoe: She is like 5' nothing.. who is she fighting with?

Rudy?

mongbiohazard: She'd sing gospel when we were done.

No doubt her next smash hit, "Thank God That's Over."

Gosling: What I want to know is why five dudes are beating up a girl after it's the boyfriend who got involved. I mean, punk, fake-punk or otherwise... basic chivalry, man.

Because dudebros are simply the west's equivalent of Muslim misogynists who behead women for admitting they have sexual urges

/ and a lot of them hang out in the entertainment tab

Sybarite: You hang out with Brody Jenner, you get what you get.

Word.

FrancoFile: So what? She's still a rock star.

in order to "STILL" be a "rockstar" one must first BE a rockstar. Avril Lavine "rocks" about as hard as a dry loofa. She's about as punk rock as The Monkey's were counterculture (though The Monkeys had arguably much better writers for their music.)

Who said she got beat up by men?

Jenner got hit with a bottle, I'm ok with this.

Also, why not talk to police if you were assaulted? Why escape the scene?

Would you like to know more? Yes, yes I would.

halfof33: mongbiohazard: She'd sing gospel when we were done.

No doubt her next smash hit, "Thank God That's Over."

Zing!

Stratohead: FrancoFile: So what? She's still a rock star.

in order to "STILL" be a "rockstar" one must first BE a rockstar. Avril Lavine "rocks" about as hard as a dry loofa. She's about as punk rock as The Monkey's were counterculture (though The Monkeys had arguably much better writers for their music.)

I wasn't aware that "rockstar" was limited to one particular genre. She's certainly not a "pop diva", so rock star sounds right to me.

/afaik she still sells out concerts
//sounds like a rock star to me

I'd kick her in her box.

/then shove her.
//in her box
///with my pee-pee
///am I being too subtle here?

Knara: Stratohead: FrancoFile: So what? She's still a rock star.

in order to "STILL" be a "rockstar" one must first BE a rockstar. Avril Lavine "rocks" about as hard as a dry loofa. She's about as punk rock as The Monkey's were counterculture (though The Monkeys had arguably much better writers for their music.)

I wasn't aware that "rockstar" was limited to one particular genre. She's certainly not a "pop diva", so rock star sounds right to me.

/afaik she still sells out concerts
//sounds like a rock star to me

does everyone who makes a porno instantly qualify as a porn"star"? or does one have to rise to a certain level first? Is Kim Kardashian a "celebrity"? or just another rich coont who got famous in gossip rags for releasing a sex tape?
Avril Lavigne is no rockstar... never was. never will be. ... earnin her "street smarts" in the kill or be killed hick towns of you never heard of it Ontario...yeah... she's so "edgy"

I could give a shiat less about her success at what it is she does, but lets not get carried away. Calling her a "rockstar" is like saying shopping at HotTopic makes one an Anarchist.

Stratohead: does everyone who makes a porno instantly qualify as a porn"star"? or does one have to rise to a certain level first? Is Kim Kardashian a "celebrity"? or just another rich coont who got famous in gossip rags for releasing a sex tape?
Avril Lavigne is no rockstar... never was. never will be. ... earnin her "street smarts" in the kill or be killed hick towns of you never heard of it Ontario...yeah... she's so "edgy"

I could give a shiat less about her success at what it is she does, but lets not get carried away. Calling her a "rockstar" is like saying shopping at HotTopic makes one an Anarchist.


wah

halfof33: mongbiohazard: She'd sing gospel when we were done.

No doubt her next smash hit, "Thank God That's Over."


Bravo, you glorious bastard.

Stratohead: I could give a shiat less about her success at what it is she does, but lets not get carried away. Calling her a "rockstar" is like saying shopping at HotTopic makes one an Anarchist.

So what you're saying is Hot Topic is not Punk Rock (new window)

Knara: Stratohead: FrancoFile: So what? She's still a rock star.

in order to "STILL" be a "rockstar" one must first BE a rockstar. Avril Lavine "rocks" about as hard as a dry loofa. She's about as punk rock as The Monkey's were counterculture (though The Monkeys had arguably much better writers for their music.)

I wasn't aware that "rockstar" was limited to one particular genre. She's certainly not a "pop diva", so rock star sounds right to me.

/afaik she still sells out concerts
//sounds like a rock star to me

It's just some schmuck on FARK talking about how the music he listens to is real music and everyone else sucks.

I'm sure the grade 5 classes in flute and understanding of 4/4 time qualify him beyond approach.

Stratohead: Knara: Stratohead: FrancoFile: So what? She's still a rock star.

in order to "STILL" be a "rockstar" one must first BE a rockstar. Avril Lavine "rocks" about as hard as a dry loofa. She's about as punk rock as The Monkey's were counterculture (though The Monkeys had arguably much better writers for their music.)

I wasn't aware that "rockstar" was limited to one particular genre. She's certainly not a "pop diva", so rock star sounds right to me.

/afaik she still sells out concerts
//sounds like a rock star to me

does everyone who makes a porno instantly qualify as a porn"star"? or does one have to rise to a certain level first? Is Kim Kardashian a "celebrity"? or just another rich coont who got famous in gossip rags for releasing a sex tape?
Avril Lavigne is no rockstar... never was. never will be. ... earnin her "street smarts" in the kill or be killed hick towns of you never heard of it Ontario...yeah... she's so "edgy"

I could give a shiat less about her success at what it is she does, but lets not get carried away. Calling her a "rockstar" is like saying shopping at HotTopic makes one an Anarchist.

Over 30 million albums sold.....your comparison is lacking to say the least.

I've always thought she was mad hot.

Doublespeak: Stratohead: Knara: Stratohead: FrancoFile: So what? She's still a rock star.

in order to "STILL" be a "rockstar" one must first BE a rockstar. Avril Lavine "rocks" about as hard as a dry loofa. She's about as punk rock as The Monkey's were counterculture (though The Monkeys had arguably much better writers for their music.)

I wasn't aware that "rockstar" was limited to one particular genre. She's certainly not a "pop diva", so rock star sounds right to me.

/afaik she still sells out concerts
//sounds like a rock star to me

does everyone who makes a porno instantly qualify as a porn"star"? or does one have to rise to a certain level first? Is Kim Kardashian a "celebrity"? or just another rich coont who got famous in gossip rags for releasing a sex tape?
Avril Lavigne is no rockstar... never was. never will be. ... earnin her "street smarts" in the kill or be killed hick towns of you never heard of it Ontario...yeah... she's so "edgy"

I could give a shiat less about her success at what it is she does, but lets not get carried away. Calling her a "rockstar" is like saying shopping at HotTopic makes one an Anarchist.

Over 30 million albums sold.....your comparison is lacking to say the least.
So is your's...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_albums#30.E2.80.933 9 _million_copies

Celine Dion...WOOOOOOO...RAAAAWK!

Knara: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Avril Lavigne is like 30. She needs to drop that whole act, and get a big girl music shtick.

Why would she want to do that if she's still making money from her current schtick? To please you?

To have some farking dignity. If she wanted to please me, she could make me a NY strip and give me a BJ.