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(WTOP) Weird Naked guy wanders around Dulles airport, perhaps trying to beat TSA to the punch. (Photo)   (wtop.com) divider line 41
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2011-11-07 02:56:07 PM
Why is always a guy.
 
2011-11-07 02:58:54 PM
You can clearly see he's nuts.
 
2011-11-07 02:59:05 PM
One cockpunch, coming up.
 
2011-11-07 03:00:12 PM
Fed-up Frequent Flyer
 
2011-11-07 03:00:26 PM
He seems well fed at least
 
2011-11-07 03:01:09 PM
At least the important question has already been asked here.
 
2011-11-07 03:01:44 PM
Hugh_Janus: Why is always a guy.

What's worse is that from a distance he looks like a friend of mine that I know might just get intoxicated enough to pull something like this.
 
2011-11-07 03:02:19 PM
If you agree to disrobe and wear airport-provided scrubs they should agree not to feel you up or look at you in the nudity x-ray.
 
2011-11-07 03:02:23 PM
Hugh_Janus: Why is always a guy.

Yep. It's never a Victoria Secret lingerie model or similar. Proof that there is a God and he's a jerk.
 
2011-11-07 03:03:15 PM
Why is it when they play with my junk in public, its legal but If I stand in public and touch *MY* junk i get arrested?
 
2011-11-07 03:03:59 PM
Must have a pretty sad package that it causes no security threat or disruption to terminal operation.
 
2011-11-07 03:04:39 PM
Was his name Heisenberg?
 
2011-11-07 03:05:09 PM
It sounds like the authorities actually handled it well. No need to arrest the guy.
 
2011-11-07 03:07:45 PM
stevarooni: Was his name Heisenberg?

I'm uncertain.
 
2011-11-07 03:09:00 PM
Jument: Hugh_Janus: Why is always a guy.

Yep. It's never a Victoria Secret lingerie model or similar. Proof that there is a God and he's a jerk.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-07 03:12:33 PM
I don't see the problem here. He has nothing to hide.



...or does he?
 
2011-11-07 03:13:13 PM
FTFA: "The man was not deemed a security threat"

Presumably because of the small calibre of his weapon.
 
2011-11-07 03:13:23 PM
The Terminator: Your clothes... give them to me, now.

Punk Leader: fark you, asshole!
 
2011-11-07 03:14:39 PM
stevarooni: Was his name Heisenberg?

It was a fugue state.
 
2011-11-07 03:16:01 PM
A photo of the man obtained by WTOP shows him wearing nothing more than shoes, socks and his glasses.

what part of 'take off shoes' at TSA checkpoint didn't he understand!
 
2011-11-07 03:16:44 PM
JackieRabbit: FTFA: "The man was not deemed a security threat"

Presumably because of the small calibre of his weapon.


Keyboard, newsletter, etc.................
 
2011-11-07 03:20:03 PM
Jument: Hugh_Janus: Why is always a guy.

Yep. It's never a Victoria Secret lingerie model or similar. Proof that there is a God and she's a fat chick.


FTFY
I blaspheme regularly.
 
2011-11-07 03:20:25 PM
Even though the dude is naked I bet the TSA still asked him to go through the backscatter machine.

Actually, probably a joke somewhere there as well.

/Bet they could all see his backscatter
//Always wipe thoroughly
 
2011-11-07 03:39:34 PM
Defense contractor.

Nothing to see here, folks. Move it along.
 
2011-11-07 03:53:34 PM
This kind of shiat is why I go to Reagan National.
 
2011-11-07 03:54:57 PM
FTFA: "The man was not deemed a security threat."

And this kind of shiat is why we can't have nice things anymore. Until the situation is defused, everything is a potential security threat. The half-eaten donut left on the table is a potential security threat.
 
2011-11-07 03:58:56 PM
www.mentalfloss.com

Joey, ever seen a grown man naked?
 
2011-11-07 04:14:31 PM
JackieRabbit: FTFA: "The man was not deemed a security threat"

Well, we've long suspected what it'd take to satisfy the TSA. It seems the truth is revealed.

/ Along with his doodle.
// Shut up, Flanders.
 
2011-11-07 04:34:36 PM
TheWhoppah: If you agree to disrobe and wear airport-provided scrubs they should agree not to feel you up or look at you in the nudity x-ray.

don't be ashamed, inchworm
 
2011-11-07 04:46:28 PM
Damn, I'm not gonna be there until Saturday morning. Dude, can you come back then?
 
2011-11-07 05:02:58 PM
LessO2: Joey, ever seen a grown man naked?

Do you like gladiator movies?
 
2011-11-07 05:14:16 PM
How many socks was he wearing?
 
2011-11-07 05:25:12 PM
FTFA: Gibbs says police have no plans to pursue charges against the man. She says there was no security risk or disruption to passengers or air traffic.

Give it time.

Some woman will go to the authorities and the press, insisting that she was traumatized by the sight of the naked man and that -- being a mother -- she can't imagine the irreparable damage that would have been done had one of her children been a witness to this act of foul indecency. And for that, she'll demand that the airport manager be fired and she'll seek $1.5 million for the pain and distress this incident caused her.

Seriously. There was a victim here... She just hasn't made it into the spotlight yet.
 
2011-11-07 05:35:55 PM
Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Gibbs says police have no plans to pursue charges against the man. She says there was no security risk or disruption to passengers or air traffic.

Give it time.

Some woman will go to the authorities and the press, insisting that she was traumatized by the sight of the naked man and that -- being a mother -- she can't imagine the irreparable damage that would have been done had one of her children been a witness to this act of foul indecency. And for that, she'll demand that the airport manager be fired and she'll seek $1.5 million for the pain and distress this incident caused her.

Seriously. There was a victim here... She just hasn't made it into the spotlight yet.


Wait, can I play that card as a father? And do I actually have to have been at Dulles, or can just reading it count?
 
2011-11-07 05:53:04 PM
bighollywood.breitbart.com

My friend say you are... stallion.
 
2011-11-07 09:02:57 PM
"...the man was walking around the main terminal and was not wearing clothing or underwear."

This cleared up nothing for me.
 
2011-11-07 09:43:28 PM
What would old TSA have done if everyone started doing the same?
A crowded airport full of naked people. :-o
Pre screened at the check in desk.
 
2011-11-07 09:49:37 PM
just passing through: Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Gibbs says police have no plans to pursue charges against the man. She says there was no security risk or disruption to passengers or air traffic.

Give it time.

Some woman will go to the authorities and the press, insisting that she was traumatized by the sight of the naked man and that -- being a mother -- she can't imagine the irreparable damage that would have been done had one of her children been a witness to this act of foul indecency. And for that, she'll demand that the airport manager be fired and she'll seek $1.5 million for the pain and distress this incident caused her.

Seriously. There was a victim here... She just hasn't made it into the spotlight yet.

Wait, can I play that card as a father? And do I actually have to have been at Dulles, or can just reading it count?


Just move along sir, nothing to see here.
Naked body is the DEVIL! Also, may cause you to go blind.
 
2011-11-07 10:45:36 PM
What? A reasonable response from the public and the authorities! Say it ain't so!
 
2011-11-07 11:35:54 PM
Was he a pilot?
 
2011-11-08 01:19:58 AM
Grapple: You can clearly see he's nuts.

I think we're done here. :-D
 
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