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2011-11-07 01:03:56 PM
This thread already smells like moob sweat, desperation, and cheap cologne.
 
2011-11-07 01:29:04 PM
WTF Indeed: This thread already smells like moob sweat, desperation, and cheap cologne.

Hey, this cologne isn't cheap.
 
2011-11-07 01:42:55 PM
FTA:
Prejudices that plague the wider dating market are checked at the door: Asian men-who don't fare well by OkCupid's metrics-are a highly sought after commodity, possibly due to anime and Japanese dramas finally showing Asian male characters as objects of desire rather than derision.

Oh, gee, thanks, Slate, for making me feel better about myself.
 
2011-11-07 02:12:57 PM
Guess what ladies:

cdn-images.hollywood.com

Single!
 
2011-11-07 02:37:14 PM
"I had to re-check my stat sheet because you make me feel like the luckiest guy in the world."

"Baby if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put i5.photobucket.com and i5.photobucket.com together."
 
2011-11-07 02:44:08 PM
From the article: "Men if you are here to get laid, leave. Ladies, if you are here to get laid, take your pick."

I larfed.
 
2011-11-07 03:11:12 PM
Quasar: "I had to re-check my stat sheet because you make me feel like the luckiest guy in the world."

"Baby if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put [i5.photobucket.com image 26x33] and [i5.photobucket.com image 26x33] together."


Ok, both of those made me lol. That's the sort of thing that should get you all sorts of nerd 'tang.
 
2011-11-07 03:12:17 PM
The headline doesn't ask a question. Bad, submidiot!
 
2011-11-07 03:12:39 PM
brap: From the article: "Men if you are here to get laid, leave. Ladies, if you are here to get laid, take your pick."

I larfed.


Discrimination.
 
2011-11-07 03:14:01 PM
RexTalionis: WTF Indeed: This thread already smells like moob sweat, desperation, and cheap cologne.

Hey, this cologne isn't cheap.


What is this cologne of which you speak?
 
2011-11-07 03:18:33 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: Guess what ladies:

[cdn-images.hollywood.com image 300x375]

Single!


Oh, come on, he's adorable. You have to respect someone who's that comfortable with themselves.

I do have a thing for nerds, though.

/found my perfect nerd match six years ago and have never been happier
 
2011-11-07 03:21:53 PM
In some cases, he will literally be dressed like Prince Charming.
 
2011-11-07 03:22:04 PM
brap: From the article: "Men if you are here to get laid, leave. Ladies, if you are here to get laid, take your pick."

I larfed.


So you're saying that girls have it easier than guys when it comes to dating? Unpossible.
 
2011-11-07 03:23:09 PM
Last time I tried to go to ComicCon, they kicked me out because I was dressed like Donald Duck -- sailor suit, no pants.
 
2011-11-07 03:23:10 PM
As a guy, I don't think I'd want to prostrate myself for the handful of women doing this. Online dating has the same problem. Presented with too many options, women start to treat them all like shiat.

Oblig:

media.theonion.com
Woman At 'Farscape' Convention Has Dangerously Inflated Self-Image (new window)
 
2011-11-07 03:23:53 PM
apeiron242: The headline doesn't ask a question. Bad, submidiot!

You are questioning the headline's punctuation?
 
2011-11-07 03:35:06 PM
Why would you make every word in a phrase a link to the same article? Just to avoid the underline? I mean, CSS isn't really obscure.

They should sell spectator tickets to the speed dating. Maybe even the event narrated by a naturalist with an Australian accent.
 
2011-11-07 03:37:38 PM
ProfessorOhki: Why would you make every word in a phrase a link to the same article? Just to avoid the underline? I mean, CSS isn't really obscure.

They should sell spectator tickets to the speed dating. Maybe even the event narrated by a naturalist with an Australian accent.


That's asking for trouble when said naturalist sticks his thumb up someone's cloaca.
 
2011-11-07 03:43:20 PM
brap: From the article: "Men if you are here to get laid, leave. Ladies, if you are here to get laid, take your pick."

I larp'ed.


FTFY
 
2011-11-07 03:43:22 PM
RexTalionis: ProfessorOhki: Why would you make every word in a phrase a link to the same article? Just to avoid the underline? I mean, CSS isn't really obscure.

They should sell spectator tickets to the speed dating. Maybe even the event narrated by a naturalist with an Australian accent.

That's asking for trouble when said naturalist sticks his thumb up someone's cloaca.


southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com
 
2011-11-07 03:51:23 PM
Arkanaut: RexTalionis: WTF Indeed: This thread already smells like moob sweat, desperation, and cheap cologne.

Hey, this cologne isn't cheap.

What is this cologne of which you speak?


It comes after deodorant.
 
2011-11-07 03:52:43 PM
What's next, speed-dating at the next anime convention?
 
2011-11-07 03:56:00 PM
Bah, skip the price of the ticket and the smelly cosplayers, ladies. I'll be right here in front of my computer..

/winter is so cold..
 
2011-11-07 03:58:46 PM
I feel bad for the guys though, any reasonably attractive woman can have her pick, and the guy will completely dote on her and she can basically treat him like shiat because he doesnt know any better until she gets bored and moves onto the next nerd.

Not that ive ever been in that sort of situation or anything... :-/
 
2011-11-07 03:59:01 PM
I went to a convention a few years ago in Chicago to help a friend push his book (I think it was called WizardCon? Idon't remember). Anyway, the biggest memories I took out of there was Microsoft having the largest booth of all of them pushing Bioshock and the Xbox 360, and the constant smell of piss. I swear a lot of these people would pee the bed and not shower the next morning.
 
2011-11-07 03:59:31 PM
Arkanaut: RexTalionis: WTF Indeed: This thread already smells like moob sweat, desperation, and cheap cologne.

Hey, this cologne isn't cheap.

What is this cologne of which you speak?


Last night I passed out onto a pepperoni pizza. Is that close enough?
 
2011-11-07 04:02:59 PM
I'm totally ignorant of the comiccon scene. Is it a bunch of losers in costumes or is it like any convention where people are just into their passion?
 
2011-11-07 04:03:47 PM
RedEmily: I'm totally ignorant of the comiccon scene. Is it a bunch of losers in costumes or is it like any convention where people are just into their passion?

Yes.
 
2011-11-07 04:10:16 PM
unicron702: Arkanaut: RexTalionis: WTF Indeed: This thread already smells like moob sweat, desperation, and cheap cologne.

Hey, this cologne isn't cheap.

What is this cologne of which you speak?

It comes after deodorant.


Keep going...
 
2011-11-07 04:10:47 PM
ProfessorOhki: RedEmily: I'm totally ignorant of the comiccon scene. Is it a bunch of losers in costumes or is it like any convention where people are just into their passion?

Yes.


Good answer. That describes PAX pretty well too.
 
2011-11-07 04:11:29 PM
Don't forget, the Big Bang Is just a theory ...
 
2011-11-07 04:12:32 PM
RedEmily: I'm totally ignorant of the comiccon scene. Is it a bunch of losers in costumes or is it like any convention where people are just into their passion?

Here are some of the types that I notice in ComicCon.

1) Stereotypical nerd - really likes comics, or magic the gathering, or video games, or what have you. Often pretty overweight or have questionable dress habits or hygiene habits. True fans.

2) Stereotypical nerd cosplayer - same as the above, but wearing a costume that really looks embarassingly bad or ill-advised.

3) Attractive cosplayer - Sometimes are true fans, but a lot of the time, are more there for the attention they can soak up, especially female cosplayers who are attractive.

4) Regular guy/gal - Just a guy who likes comic books or video games or whatever. Has regular dress habits, doesn't smell badly, probably holds a steady job. Not incredibly hot, but not incredibly ugly. Regular folks.

5) Booth girls - really attractive women who are dressed in the skimpiest or tightest of costumes. They're paid to be there to drum up attention to their booth.

6) The really weird people: The ones who are just off the wall weird. Like a fat 50 year old man with a beard dressed up as Sailor Moon, lumbering around the convention hall.

7) Tween high school girls - Often dressed up in something related to anime.

8) Creepy people: People who hold up signs advertising free hugs. That shiat is creepy, man. You never know when one of those people would slide a knife between your ribs while they're hugging you.
 
2011-11-07 04:13:45 PM
MightyPez: I went to a convention a few years ago in Chicago to help a friend push his book (I think it was called WizardCon? Idon't remember). Anyway, the biggest memories I took out of there was Microsoft having the largest booth of all of them pushing Bioshock and the Xbox 360, and the constant smell of piss. I swear a lot of these people would pee the bed and not shower the next morning.

It varies. In an area with a large nerd community (such as the bay area and the L.A./San Diego area), the con attendees seem to be better socially-adjusted and tend to frown more heavily upon poor hygiene (and in some cases will actually pressure fellow attendees into having better hygiene if they are lacking).

At least that's been my impression.
 
2011-11-07 04:13:58 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: Guess what ladies:

[cdn-images.hollywood.com image 300x375]

Single!


funny-pictures-blog.com
 
2011-11-07 04:17:37 PM
I would love to see this at dragoncon in atlanta next year
 
2011-11-07 04:17:52 PM
apeiron242: The headline doesn't ask a question. Bad, submidiot!

Never heard of intonation?
 
2011-11-07 04:21:36 PM
anfrind: MightyPez: I went to a convention a few years ago in Chicago to help a friend push his book (I think it was called WizardCon? Idon't remember). Anyway, the biggest memories I took out of there was Microsoft having the largest booth of all of them pushing Bioshock and the Xbox 360, and the constant smell of piss. I swear a lot of these people would pee the bed and not shower the next morning.

It varies. In an area with a large nerd community (such as the bay area and the L.A./San Diego area), the con attendees seem to be better socially-adjusted and tend to frown more heavily upon poor hygiene (and in some cases will actually pressure fellow attendees into having better hygiene if they are lacking).

At least that's been my impression.


I dunno. That was my last con. Especially now know that many of the con attendees need to be reminded to wash themselves before they leave the house.
 
2011-11-07 04:27:45 PM
Taikoluigi: What's next, speed-dating at the next anime convention?

Last con I went to had a panel on how to meet new people at cons. Nerd dating panel. I'm not sure if it was awesome or awful.
 
2011-11-07 04:28:31 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: Guess what ladies:

[cdn-images.hollywood.com image 300x375]

Single!


I can't be sure, but I think I know that guy. I went to HS and college with him.
 
2011-11-07 04:28:36 PM
MoronLessOff: Taikoluigi: What's next, speed-dating at the next anime convention?

Last con I went to had a panel on how to meet new people at cons. Nerd dating panel. I'm not sure if it was awesome or awful.


awfulsome

/con I went to had one also
 
2011-11-07 04:29:22 PM
Went to a convention a couple years ago with my gf... which is where we learned that we are not as nerdy/geeky as we thought we were. We ended up spending more time exploring the city than at the convention.

That said, I didn't find the attendees to be particularly smelly or have bad hygiene or anything, they just weren't my crowd in the end. I didn't have the passion (or taboos about certain topics) that they did.
 
2011-11-07 04:29:31 PM
They did this at Fan Expo, I didn't go but my friend did and had fun.

This friend also got laid 5x in one weekend at a wizardcon convention (He is a chubby but nice dude).

Hell, I met my boyfriend on WoW (4 years this weekend!). Comic-con is a little less embarrassing in my opinion.
 
jlt
2011-11-07 04:29:58 PM
RexTalionis: RedEmily: I'm totally ignorant of the comiccon scene. Is it a bunch of losers in costumes or is it like any convention where people are just into their passion?

Here are some of the types that I notice in ComicCon.

1) Stereotypical nerd - really likes comics, or magic the gathering, or video games, or what have you. Often pretty overweight or have questionable dress habits or hygiene habits. True fans.

2) Stereotypical nerd cosplayer - same as the above, but wearing a costume that really looks embarassingly bad or ill-advised.

3) Attractive cosplayer - Sometimes are true fans, but a lot of the time, are more there for the attention they can soak up, especially female cosplayers who are attractive.

4) Regular guy/gal - Just a guy who likes comic books or video games or whatever. Has regular dress habits, doesn't smell badly, probably holds a steady job. Not incredibly hot, but not incredibly ugly. Regular folks.

5) Booth girls - really attractive women who are dressed in the skimpiest or tightest of costumes. They're paid to be there to drum up attention to their booth.

6) The really weird people: The ones who are just off the wall weird. Like a fat 50 year old man with a beard dressed up as Sailor Moon, lumbering around the convention hall.

7) Tween high school girls - Often dressed up in something related to anime.

8) Creepy people: People who hold up signs advertising free hugs. That shiat is creepy, man. You never know when one of those people would slide a knife between your ribs while they're hugging you.


Yeah, that's not a knife...
 
2011-11-07 04:31:48 PM
RexTalionis: Oh, gee, thanks, Slate, for making me feel better about myself.

Dude, you're a lawyer. Now everybody likes every Asian guy except for you.
 
2011-11-07 04:36:26 PM
anfrind: It varies. In an area with a large nerd community (such as the bay area and the L.A./San Diego area), the con attendees seem to be better socially-adjusted and tend to frown more heavily upon poor hygiene (and in some cases will actually pressure fellow attendees into having better hygiene if they are lacking).

At least that's been my impression.


So did they come up to you and ask you to leave, or did they do it more subtly?
 
2011-11-07 04:38:01 PM
RexTalionis: 8) Creepy people: People who hold up signs advertising free hugs. That shiat is creepy, man. You never know when one of those people would slide a knife between your ribs while they're hugging you.

Most of the people I know here in NYC call those "Free Bed Bug" people. They are all over Union Sq.
 
2011-11-07 04:40:05 PM
Arkanaut: unicron702: Arkanaut: RexTalionis: WTF Indeed: This thread already smells like moob sweat, desperation, and cheap cologne.

Hey, this cologne isn't cheap.

What is this cologne of which you speak?

It comes after deodorant.

Keep going...


Mine is made with bits of real Panther, so you know it's good. 60% of the time, it works every time.

I'm told it's quite pungent

O.K. Really, is their anything worse than a desperate nerd who bathes in some horrid scent that a mall kiosk babe conned him into?
 
2011-11-07 04:41:13 PM
jlt:

8) Creepy people: People who hold up signs advertising free hugs. That shiat is creepy, man. You never know when one of those people would slide a knife between your ribs while they're hugging you.

Yeah, that's not a knife...



Well to be fair he's not aiming for your ribs either
 
2011-11-07 04:42:48 PM
RexTalionis: RedEmily: I'm totally ignorant of the comiccon scene. Is it a bunch of losers in costumes or is it like any convention where people are just into their passion?

Here are some of the types that I notice in ComicCon.

1) Stereotypical nerd - really likes comics, or magic the gathering, or video games, or what have you. Often pretty overweight or have questionable dress habits or hygiene habits. True fans.

2) Stereotypical nerd cosplayer - same as the above, but wearing a costume that really looks embarassingly bad or ill-advised.

3) Attractive cosplayer - Sometimes are true fans, but a lot of the time, are more there for the attention they can soak up, especially female cosplayers who are attractive.

4) Regular guy/gal - Just a guy who likes comic books or video games or whatever. Has regular dress habits, doesn't smell badly, probably holds a steady job. Not incredibly hot, but not incredibly ugly. Regular folks.

5) Booth girls - really attractive women who are dressed in the skimpiest or tightest of costumes. They're paid to be there to drum up attention to their booth.

6) The really weird people: The ones who are just off the wall weird. Like a fat 50 year old man with a beard dressed up as Sailor Moon, lumbering around the convention hall.

7) Tween high school girls - Often dressed up in something related to anime.

8) Creepy people: People who hold up signs advertising free hugs. That shiat is creepy, man. You never know when one of those people would slide a knife between your ribs while they're hugging you.


Thanks. Comic books are not really my thing. I would find the people more interesting.
 
2011-11-07 04:44:53 PM
I'm shocked that nobody has posted this yet:

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