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(Yahoo) Followup That 15-year old kid who stabbed a Chicago cop to death? Turns out, the cop was his grandma. Most. Awkward. Thanksgiving. Ever.   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 88
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Pud [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 11:17:04 AM
the teen stabbed Scott with a kitchen knife, took her purse, wrapped her body in a blanket and dumped it in the backyard.

Yea, the cops would never think to look there.
 
2011-11-07 01:18:01 PM
What? A lot of people like to carve the old bird before hand subby, saves time when the guests show up. DRTFA.
 
2011-11-07 01:19:39 PM
Because nothing says "measured response" like stabbing Granny for yelling at you because you skipped school.
 
2011-11-07 01:20:13 PM
A lot of people also like to spell it "before hand" instead of beforehand. Crap.
 
2011-11-07 01:22:17 PM
Jack Black 62: Move along folks. Nothing to see here but animals being animals.

Living in the city makes people assholes
 
2011-11-07 01:22:37 PM
slc11082: Didn't read the article but let me guess.

Black......


Kids name is Keshawn. I'm guessing white or latino.
 
2011-11-07 01:22:46 PM
slc11082: Didn't read the article but let me guess.

Black......


Involved were a Hester and a Keshawn. Probably german.
 
2011-11-07 01:23:20 PM
Sounds like normal Chicago behavior to me.

Carry on people.
 
2011-11-07 01:23:30 PM
Pfff...Grandmas can't be cops.
 
2011-11-07 01:24:06 PM
Keshawn Perkins is charged as an adult with first-degree murder and armed robbery in the death of 55-year-old Hester Scott. Scott, an officer for 25 years, had adopted Perkins.

Yeah. I'm going to rethink that adopting of a 17 year old Korean girl. Actually, I'll tell her it went through and take her shopping for underwear. Then I'll break the bad news to her. That way, I can return the underwear too.
 
2011-11-07 01:25:14 PM
Not surprising

Kid 15, grandma 55, and grannie legally adopted him. The kid was probably farked up from day -270 when his crackwhore mother conceived.
 
2011-11-07 01:25:19 PM
Looks like this 15-year old is going to be in time out permanently.
 
2011-11-07 01:29:21 PM
From the comments:
Keith Myath • Concord, United States • 9 minutes ago
FYI there not called "sewer traps" there called "runoff catch basins" unreal


Yes, Keith. Unreal.
Glad to see you have a good grasp on the important part of the story. And, you know, grammar.
 
2011-11-07 01:32:02 PM
That 15-year-old... animal is irretrivably irredeemable. Strap him to the chair or the gurney, folks. He ain't capable of being rehabilitated.
 
2011-11-07 01:33:16 PM
www.chicagotribune.com
hot
 
2011-11-07 01:39:11 PM
A 55 year old woman has a 15 year old grandson?

Black people sure do like poverty, don't they?
 
2011-11-07 01:39:46 PM
sunbelly: From the comments:
Keith Myath • Concord, United States • 9 minutes ago
FYI there not called "sewer traps" there called "runoff catch basins" unreal

Yes, Keith. Unreal.
Glad to see you have a good grasp on the important part of the story. And, you know, grammar.


Obviously the commenter wasn't expecting to be posting on Fark and being subject to the Grammar Police.
 
2011-11-07 01:40:31 PM
I guess he won't have to go to school anymore.
 
2011-11-07 01:42:23 PM
FrancoFile: Not surprising

Kid 15, grandma 55, and grannie legally adopted him. The kid was probably farked up from day -270 when his crackwhore mother conceived.


There was a lot of information that this article left out. Probably the biggest missing piece is that he had bipolar disorder and has occasionally been hospitalized for mental health treatment. Also she had problems with the state getting help for him.

This is a better article (new window)
 
2011-11-07 01:44:11 PM
Leeds: A 55 year old woman has a 15 year old grandson?

Black people sure do like poverty, don't they?


Farkers sure don't like to read articles, do they?
 
2011-11-07 01:45:27 PM
slc11082: Didn't read the article but let me guess.

Black......


Didn't read your profile but let me guess:

Bed-sheet wearer or Stormfront reader.....
 
2011-11-07 01:47:26 PM
ongbok: FrancoFile: Not surprising

Kid 15, grandma 55, and grannie legally adopted him. The kid was probably farked up from day -270 when his crackwhore mother conceived.

There was a lot of information that this article left out. Probably the biggest missing piece is that he had bipolar disorder and has occasionally been hospitalized for mental health treatment. Also she had problems with the state getting help for him.

This is a better article (new window)


Shhh . . . Facts detract from the Stormfront blowing in.
 
2011-11-07 01:47:30 PM
I liked our daily ITG rage boner threads before the racist farktards realized they could just fap openly and ejaculate all over the thread. Even if no one was ever going to change their mind it was kind of fun to debate 'kill them now' vs 'kill them now hard with torture because I'm so tuff grr' vs '20 years in prison can change people, try it sometime'. Now it's just sad making. Meh.
 
2011-11-07 01:52:29 PM
ongbok: FrancoFile: Not surprising

Kid 15, grandma 55, and grannie legally adopted him. The kid was probably farked up from day -270 when his crackwhore mother conceived.

There was a lot of information that this article left out. Probably the biggest missing piece is that he had bipolar disorder and has occasionally been hospitalized for mental health treatment. Also she had problems with the state getting help for him.

This is a better article (new window)


Ayup. SNAFU all around.
 
2011-11-07 01:57:44 PM
Ahhhh... I see it's our daily racist thread. Carry on, goons. I'll just head off for saner pastures, like the politics tab.
 
2011-11-07 01:58:11 PM
ongbok: FrancoFile: Not surprising

Kid 15, grandma 55, and grannie legally adopted him. The kid was probably farked up from day -270 when his crackwhore mother conceived.

There was a lot of information that this article left out. Probably the biggest missing piece is that he had bipolar disorder and has occasionally been hospitalized for mental health treatment. Also she had problems with the state getting help for him.

This is a better article (new window)


"Better" as in more informative, but it certainly doesn't make this any more palatable.

He didn't merely stab her in a moment of rage. He bashed her friggin' head in first, waited for her to fall unconscious, and then used a knife to slash major veins in her throat. He wrapped her body in a blanket, shoved it in a catch basin, hid the weapons, stole her purse, and took off.

As a juvenile with a clear history of mental illness, he may actually get away with a wee bit of therapy despite the fact that they're charging him as an adult. He'll be out and about in a few years. Won't that be lovely?
 
2011-11-07 01:59:45 PM
ongbok: There was a lot of information that this article left out. Probably the biggest missing piece is that he had bipolar disorder and has occasionally been hospitalized for mental health treatment. Also she had problems with the state getting help for him.

Meanwhile, Illinois is so broke that we're likely to close another mental hospital soon. Sleep tight...
 
2011-11-07 02:00:21 PM
Leeds: A 55 year old woman has a 15 year old grandson?

Black people sure do like poverty, don't they?


That's a shiatty thing to say when the Grandmother was a ~25 year veteran of the police force. She had a steady job, so as I see it, your comment is pretty fail across the board. Lemme guess.... DRTFA?
 
2011-11-07 02:04:31 PM
slc11082: Magorn: slc11082: Didn't read the article but let me guess.

Black......

Didn't read your profile but let me guess:

Bed-sheet wearer or Stormfront reader.....

I was proven right. They are roody poos.
Its easy when a certain race is responsible for 80% of all crime.


A United States Department of Justice report which surveyed homicide statistics between 1974 and 2004 stated that of the crimes surveyed, 52.2% of the offenders were Black, 45.8% were White, and 2% were Other Races. Of the victims in those same crimes, 50.9% were White, 46.9% were Black, and 2.1% were Other Races.

Let me guess. You're also one of those people who forwards that chain e-mail about how whites will be the oppressed minority by 2020. And somehow neither math nor reality will sway you from either viewpoint.
 
2011-11-07 02:05:26 PM
slc11082: Magorn: slc11082: Didn't read the article but let me guess.

Black......

Didn't read your profile but let me guess:

Bed-sheet wearer or Stormfront reader.....

I was proven right. They are roody poos.
Its easy when a certain race is responsible for 80% of all crime.

Location: slc, ut


There are black people in Utah now?
 
2011-11-07 02:08:26 PM
the teen stabbed Scott with a kitchen knife, took her purse, wrapped her body in a blanket and dumped it in the backyard.

Dude.
 
2011-11-07 02:12:48 PM
To do today:

Step 1. Go back in time. (may have to skip school to accomplish this)
Step 2. Kill own Grandmother.
Step 3. Defeat Brain Spawn and/or Profit!

Note to self: Do NOT do these steps out of order!

/Didn't think his cunning plan all the way through.
 
2011-11-07 02:14:03 PM
FormlessOne: As a juvenile with a clear history of mental illness, he may actually get away with a wee bit of therapy despite the fact that they're charging him as an adult. He'll be out and about in a few years. Won't that be lovely?

If he actually got effective therapy that worked, yeah, it kind of would be lovely. Nothing, not killing him, not locking him up for life, not fixing him and having him go on to be a productive member of society for however long he lives, will make what he did better in any way. But only one of those options has any positive output whatsoever. The other two are mere expedience. Maybe instead of bemoaning how 'soft on crime' society is, it'd be worth the effort to try to make the solutions actually work. Or at least complain about that instead of a missed chance for bread and circuses with blood on the sand.
 
2011-11-07 02:15:03 PM
slc11082: Magorn: slc11082: Didn't read the article but let me guess.

Black......

Didn't read your profile but let me guess:

Bed-sheet wearer or Stormfront reader.....

I was proven right. They are roody poos.
Its easy when a certain race is responsible for 80% of all crime.


80% really? got a cite for that? Ever watched Cops or hung out in a trailer park/Methapalooza theme park?

Or could it be that your suffer from that form of cognitive dissonance called "confirmation bias" where you only remember the crime stories that fit your pre-concieved notions and ignore the rest?
 
2011-11-07 02:16:22 PM
♪ Grandma got run over by her grandson..... ♫

/Was thinking the holidays would be awkward for that family this morning when I read the story.
 
2011-11-07 02:18:39 PM
Jack Black 62: Interesting. Lack of discipline and proper parenting equates to metal illness.

www.gnorb.net

Bipolar disorder does not work that way!

/know how I know you're retarded?
//because you have a "metal illness"
 
2011-11-07 02:18:47 PM
Jack Black 62: Interesting. Lack of discipline and proper parenting equates to metal illness.

I guess being put in a mental hospital several times and being diagnosed with bi-polar disorder doesn't equate to mental illness. Those doctors that diagnosed him mistook the bad parenting for mental illness. I really do hope somebody kicks your ass today.
 
2011-11-07 02:27:26 PM
phalaeo: Leeds: A 55 year old woman has a 15 year old grandson?

Black people sure do like poverty, don't they?

That's a shiatty thing to say when the Grandmother was a ~25 year veteran of the police force. She had a steady job, so as I see it, your comment is pretty fail across the board. Lemme guess.... DRTFA?


Oh I read it.

And from it I found that she had a kid too young and that kid had a kid too young and now the 15 year old unwanted kid has to rely on a public defender to clear his name for killing his grandmother. It's the unbroken cycle of poverty that I'm against. It seems that the people in this family would rather buy 40's than condoms. So sad.
 
2011-11-07 02:28:18 PM
Jack Black 62: Leeds: A 55 year old woman has a 15 year old grandson?

Black people sure do like poverty, don't they?

They like to spit out spawn on a regular basis because they get paid for it by the net taxpayers.


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2011-11-07 02:30:55 PM
LowbrowDeluxe: A United States Department of Justice report which surveyed homicide statistics between 1974 and 2004 stated that of the crimes surveyed, 52.2% of the offenders were Black, 45.8% were White, and 2% were Other Races. Of the victims in those same crimes, 50.9% were White, 46.9% were Black, and 2.1% were Other Races.

Let me guess. You're also one of those people who forwards that chain e-mail about how whites will be the oppressed minority by 2020. And somehow neither math nor reality will sway you from either viewpoint.


While I agree that it's important to be accurate, this doesn't seem like a correction to get all that stoked about. The population is about 12.5% black and about 72.5% white, so aren't you really just confirming that the murder rate is insanely disproportionate?
 
2011-11-07 02:31:42 PM
I can't operate on him, he's my son.
 
2011-11-07 02:35:20 PM
Leeds: phalaeo: Leeds: A 55 year old woman has a 15 year old grandson?

Black people sure do like poverty, don't they?

That's a shiatty thing to say when the Grandmother was a ~25 year veteran of the police force. She had a steady job, so as I see it, your comment is pretty fail across the board. Lemme guess.... DRTFA?

Oh I read it.

And from it I found that she had a kid too young and that kid had a kid too young and now the 15 year old unwanted kid has to rely on a public defender to clear his name for killing his grandmother. It's the unbroken cycle of poverty that I'm against. It seems that the people in this family would rather buy 40's than condoms. So sad.



You still sure you read it? Let's look at TFA:

Scott, an officer for 25 years, had adopted Perkins.

had adopted Perkins.


adopted

Now go sit in the corner and think about what you said.

kellsmurthwaite.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-07 02:40:59 PM
LowbrowDeluxe: A United States Department of Justice report which surveyed homicide statistics between 1974 and 2004 stated that of the crimes surveyed, 52.2% of the offenders were Black, 45.8% were White, and 2% were Other Races. Of the victims in those same crimes, 50.9% were White, 46.9% were Black, and 2.1% were Other Races.

Let me guess. You're also one of those people who forwards that chain e-mail about how whites will be the oppressed minority by 2020. And somehow neither math nor reality will sway you from either viewpoint.


This argument reminds me of "The top 5% pay 40% of income taxes." While technically correct, they are textbook examples of lying with statistics. In other words, neither math nor reality agree with you.

US demographics:
72.4% white
12.6% black

US homicides:
45.8% white
52.2% black

percentage of homicides per percentage of population:
45.8% of homicides/72.4% population = 0.633
52.2% of homicides/12.6% population = 4.14
 
2011-11-07 02:42:11 PM
8DragonFark: sunbelly: From the comments:
Keith Myath • Concord, United States • 9 minutes ago
FYI there not called "sewer traps" there called "runoff catch basins" unreal

Yes, Keith. Unreal.
Glad to see you have a good grasp on the important part of the story. And, you know, grammar.

Obviously the commenter wasn't expecting to be posting on Fark and being subject to the Grammar Police.


please do not bring up the grammar police. who knows, the grandchild of the grammar policeperson could turn around and kill them.

then where would we be??
 
2011-11-07 02:44:52 PM
Jack Black 62: 11of12: Jack Black 62: Leeds: A 55 year old woman has a 15 year old grandson?

Black people sure do like poverty, don't they?

They like to spit out spawn on a regular basis because they get paid for it by the net taxpayers.

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And that make it right, how?


I think you have my post confused with someone else's since I never said that anything was "right". You should try to find the post you were actually reading and respond to that.
 
2011-11-07 02:46:12 PM
don't cops learn how to disarm 15 y/o attackers?!
 
2011-11-07 02:48:34 PM
Keshawn Perkins is charged as an adult with first-degree murder and armed robbery in the death of 55-year-old Hester Scott. Scott, an officer for 25 years, had adopted Perkins.

I wish I could find the post about our laws and "Adult" status.

If he wants to drink, smoke, have sex or drive he's a "minor".

If he wants to kill, have sex (as the "aggressor") he's an adult.
 
2011-11-07 02:52:07 PM
11of12: Jack Black 62: Leeds: A 55 year old woman has a 15 year old grandson?

Black people sure do like poverty, don't they?

They like to spit out spawn on a regular basis because they get paid for it by the net taxpayers.

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Others who enjoy that hobby include:
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The Duggars have a large family, that is true. But they didn't have their first kid at a young age. They were 21 (and 1/2) and 22 years old when they had their first kid.

Queue the "more you know" sign. :-)
 
2011-11-07 02:54:04 PM
the_vegetarian_cannibal: Leeds: phalaeo: Leeds: A 55 year old woman has a 15 year old grandson?

Black people sure do like poverty, don't they?

That's a shiatty thing to say when the Grandmother was a ~25 year veteran of the police force. She had a steady job, so as I see it, your comment is pretty fail across the board. Lemme guess.... DRTFA?

Oh I read it.

And from it I found that she had a kid too young and that kid had a kid too young and now the 15 year old unwanted kid has to rely on a public defender to clear his name for killing his grandmother. It's the unbroken cycle of poverty that I'm against. It seems that the people in this family would rather buy 40's than condoms. So sad.


You still sure you read it? Let's look at TFA:

Scott, an officer for 25 years, had adopted Perkins.

had adopted Perkins.

adopted

Now go sit in the corner and think about what you said.

[kellsmurthwaite.files.wordpress.com image 210x234]


You call me out because you didn't read the article? She adopted her own grandson. HER OWN GRANDSON.

Now go back to being a stupid little shiate in other websites, farktard. You're not smart enough to be on fark you twat.
 
2011-11-07 02:55:40 PM
Vegetarian cannibal- I just looked at your picture and now I'm ashamed for calling you out for being retarded. I seriously had no idea that you actually were retarded until I saw your picture.

No hard feelings though, right retard?
 
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