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(Starpulse) Sappy Emma Watson spotted with new boyfriend. THREE POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR   (starpulse.com) divider line 35
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Alphax
2011-11-07 08:54:27 AM
Well, it's not me.. (sigh)
 
HobGadling
2011-11-07 09:29:42 AM
All I took from that article is that they're making a The Perks of Being a Wallflower movie. Very few books affected me like that in high school.
 
headhurt [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 09:33:53 AM
Lovey dovey?? Was the article written by someone's grandmother?
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 09:34:21 AM
HobGadling: All I took from that article is that they're making a The Perks of Being a Wallflower movie. Very few books affected me like that in high school.

Never even heard of it. Is it young adult stuff. I only read ten of those in my life, and six of those have been since after college.
 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 09:44:46 AM
what does the second part of the headline have to do with the first?
 
Doran
2011-11-07 09:50:32 AM
"Emma Watson has found love with a fellow university student after recently starting classes in her native Britain, according to a U.K. report....

"A source tells the publication, 'He's called Will Adamovicz and is thought to be an American postgraduate. I saw them coming out of the King's Arms (pub) in Oxford hand-in-hand the other night, looking very lovey-dovey and, obviously, an item.'"

Love? When will journalists learn that every time a celebrity hooks up with someone that they are not necessarily in love. They could be just farking.

Unless he/she tells you that they're in love, don't assume so.
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-11-07 10:00:27 AM
WaltzingMathilda: what does the second part of the headline have to do with the first?

Blatant Harry Potter reference, for the lulz. Tumbleweeds, crickets presiding.
 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 10:03:12 AM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: WaltzingMathilda: what does the second part of the headline have to do with the first?

Blatant Harry Potter reference, for the lulz. Tumbleweeds, crickets presiding.

so if there were like a story for Cuba Gooding Jr. being spotted at a local resident I could submit a headline that said "Cuba Gooding Jr. spotted eating at Burger King. SHOW ME THE MONEY!" ... and that would be funny enough for a green?
 
The Onion is prophetic [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 10:16:46 AM
WaltzingMathilda: so if there were like a story for Cuba Gooding Jr. being spotted at a local resident I could submit a headline that said "Cuba Gooding Jr. spotted eating at Burger King. SHOW ME THE MONEY!" ... and that would be funny enough for a green?

It's worth a try.
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 10:27:53 AM
why would gryffindor be awarded points? is subby saying that emma watson is unattractive and therefore her acquiring a boyfriend would be an accomplishment? even if that were the case, why would the staff of hogwarts want to influence the coupling of its students at all, particularly with what what i'm assuming to be a muggle? no, this headline doesn't make sense at all.
 
Wettner
2011-11-07 10:57:43 AM
headhurt: Lovey dovey?? Was the article written by someone's grandmother?

No, George Thorogood. He has been looking for work recently and decided writing articles about British stars for the Star Pulse was a good outlet.

/he uses the term in One Bourbon IIRC
 
FormlessOne
2011-11-07 11:30:47 AM
thomps: why would gryffindor be awarded points? is subby saying that emma watson is unattractive and therefore her acquiring a boyfriend would be an accomplishment? even if that were the case, why would the staff of hogwarts want to influence the coupling of its students at all, particularly with what what i'm assuming to be a muggle? no, this headline doesn't make sense at all.

She's a mudblood - coupling with a pure muggle would make...what, exactly? A muddle?
 
Flab [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 11:33:56 AM
WaltzingMathilda: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: WaltzingMathilda: what does the second part of the headline have to do with the first?

Blatant Harry Potter reference, for the lulz. Tumbleweeds, crickets presiding.

so if there were like a story for Cuba Gooding Jr. being spotted at a local resident I could submit a headline that said "Cuba Gooding Jr. spotted eating at Burger King. SHOW ME THE MONEY!" ... and that would be funny enough for a green?

[WelcomeToFark.jpg]
 
I Like Bread
2011-11-07 11:44:32 AM
doglover: HobGadling: All I took from that article is that they're making a The Perks of Being a Wallflower movie. Very few books affected me like that in high school.

Never even heard of it. Is it young adult stuff. I only read ten of those in my life, and six of those have been since after college.

Hipster soap.
It should be renamed "The Adventures of Autistic Kid and Spritely Girl".
 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 11:53:54 AM
Flab: WaltzingMathilda: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: WaltzingMathilda: what does the second part of the headline have to do with the first?

Blatant Harry Potter reference, for the lulz. Tumbleweeds, crickets presiding.

so if there were like a story for Cuba Gooding Jr. being spotted at a local resident I could submit a headline that said "Cuba Gooding Jr. spotted eating at Burger King. SHOW ME THE MONEY!" ... and that would be funny enough for a green?

[WelcomeToFark.jpg]

let's be honest. it shouldn't be a point of pride to get a green or to think fark is awesome because it gives greens for headlines that make no f*cking sense or using movie references that have absolutely no connection to the subject of the article.
 
Flab [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 11:59:33 AM
WaltzingMathilda: let's be honest.

I fully agree with you (I once got yelled at for not making soap puns on a headline about Ivory Coast), I was just poking fun at your comment. You've been here long enough to know that headlines sometimes stray from the topic of the article and/or common sense.
 
Rubber Biscuit
2011-11-07 12:04:42 PM
Wake me when she says she goes for fat old guys.

/fat old guy.
//sleepy too!
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 12:16:06 PM
Flab: WaltzingMathilda: let's be honest.

I fully agree with you (I once got yelled at for not making soap puns on a headline about Ivory Coast), I was just poking fun at your comment. You've been here long enough to know that headlines sometimes stray from the topic of the article and/or common sense.

but i was told that fark has top men on it. TOP MEN.

/movies!!!
 
Knara
2011-11-07 12:22:44 PM
Doran: Love? When will journalists learn that every time a celebrity hooks up with someone that they are not necessarily in love. They could be just farking.

Unless he/she tells you that they're in love, don't assume so.

They're selling fantasy to the folks who really get into the whole celeb following/worship "thing".
 
ecl
2011-11-07 12:23:22 PM
I seem to recall she left college over people just randomly yelling sh*t like this.
 
Casey Anthony
2011-11-07 12:38:05 PM
She's getting ugly. She was most desirable @ Prisoner of Azkaban.

yeah, I know pedo bear. I don't care.
 
mohron
2011-11-07 01:16:15 PM
www.motivationals.org
 
Casey Anthony
2011-11-07 01:26:28 PM
Casey Anthony: She's getting ugly. She was most desirable @ Prisoner of Azkaban.

yeah, I know pedo bear. I don't care.

i take that back. Goblet of Fire was her peak. and that's my final answer. not that anyone cares.
 
ChubbyTiger
2011-11-07 02:13:06 PM
mohron:

Hey, do you have the original of that?

/had to be done
 
LowbrowDeluxe
2011-11-07 02:22:16 PM
ChubbyTiger: mohron:

Hey, do you have the original of that?

/had to be done

urie.files.wordpress.com

Here you go.

/I'm so happy!
 
Casey Anthony
2011-11-07 02:27:06 PM
Casey Anthony: Casey Anthony: She's getting ugly. She was most desirable @ Prisoner of Azkaban.

yeah, I know pedo bear. I don't care.

i take that back. Goblet of Fire was her peak. and that's my final answer. not that anyone cares.

no wait. come to think of it, Order of the Pheonix.
 
Casey Anthony
2011-11-07 03:54:58 PM
Casey Anthony: Casey Anthony: Casey Anthony: She's getting ugly. She was most desirable @ Prisoner of Azkaban.

yeah, I know pedo bear. I don't care.

i take that back. Goblet of Fire was her peak. and that's my final answer. not that anyone cares.

no wait. come to think of it, Order of the Pheonix.

After giving it more thought, I'm going to revert to my original assessment. She was most desirable @ Prisoner of Azkaban.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 04:36:42 PM
Someone's gotta pair Emma and The Rock/Dwayne in a movie....

/{Emma'sDressOpeningInTheRain.jpg}
 
Flappyhead
2011-11-07 05:27:35 PM
ecl: I seem to recall she left college over people just randomly yelling sh*t like this.

I'm amazed she even dates, I'd be too tempted to shout it after getting a beej in a restroom.
 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 05:47:13 PM
Flappyhead: ecl: I seem to recall she left college over people just randomly yelling sh*t like this.

I'm amazed she even dates, I'd be too tempted to shout it after getting a beej in a restroom.

well that's why she doesn't date you, but it shouldn't be why she doesn't date anyone at all
 
ecl
2011-11-08 11:12:57 AM
WaltzingMathilda: Flappyhead: ecl: I seem to recall she left college over people just randomly yelling sh*t like this.

I'm amazed she even dates, I'd be too tempted to shout it after getting a beej in a restroom.

well that's why she doesn't date you, but it shouldn't be why she doesn't date anyone at all

It still validates the headline.

/not subby.
 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 12:19:12 PM
ecl: WaltzingMathilda: Flappyhead: ecl: I seem to recall she left college over people just randomly yelling sh*t like this.

I'm amazed she even dates, I'd be too tempted to shout it after getting a beej in a restroom.

well that's why she doesn't date you, but it shouldn't be why she doesn't date anyone at all

It still validates the headline.

/not subby.

no it doesn't.
 
ecl
2011-11-08 05:31:24 PM
WaltzingMathilda: ecl: WaltzingMathilda: Flappyhead: ecl: I seem to recall she left college over people just randomly yelling sh*t like this.

I'm amazed she even dates, I'd be too tempted to shout it after getting a beej in a restroom.

well that's why she doesn't date you, but it shouldn't be why she doesn't date anyone at all

It still validates the headline.

/not subby.

no it doesn't.

It does.
 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark]
2011-11-08 05:35:28 PM
ecl: WaltzingMathilda: ecl: WaltzingMathilda: Flappyhead: ecl: I seem to recall she left college over people just randomly yelling sh*t like this.

I'm amazed she even dates, I'd be too tempted to shout it after getting a beej in a restroom.

well that's why she doesn't date you, but it shouldn't be why she doesn't date anyone at all

It still validates the headline.

/not subby.

no it doesn't.

It does.

being spotted with a boyfriend?

emma watson eats doritos. 3 points for gryffindor!!!

emma watson spotted shopping with wooly boots on. 3 points for gryffindor!!!

no, banal acts of mere existence do not justify this headline.
 
ecl
2011-11-09 02:49:00 AM
She got a boyfriend. That's not the same as eating a cheeto. She *scored* so to say.
 
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