You'd have to sandblast her vagina for weeks just to scrape off the Russell Brand slime festering inside her before throwing her back on the market.

He's all kinds of icky. I would kiss her before him.

RedEmily: He's all kinds of icky. I would kiss her before him.

Go on...

Is he taking a motorboat?

/I know I would...

Somebody farking explain to me how he if famous?

RedEmily: He's all kinds of icky. I would kiss her before him.

Where?

Who dresses Russell Brand?

It's atrocious.

physt: Somebody farking explain to me how he if famous?

I'm not a giant fan, but he's a comedian and an actor, he's legitimately famous unilke the Kardashians and Snookis of the world.

Aquadyne: Who dresses Russell Brand?

It's atrocious.

A blind sadist with a sense of humor

The Homer Tax: physt: Somebody farking explain to me how he if famous?

I'm not a giant fan, but he's a comedian and an actor, he's legitimately famous unilke the Kardashians and Snookis of the world.

I've only heard him on the Stern show and he didn't sound particularly funny or well spoken.

Aquadyne: Who dresses Russell Brand?

It's atrocious.


No, he's not retarded!

AdolfOliverPanties: He is ridiculously intelligent, that guy. A truly brilliant mind. No, I am not joking.

I don't see how anyone could stand to be around him for very long though. Kind of the Robin Williams syndrome, unless he totally tones it down when not on screen or stage.

Yeah he is very bright, like a comedic Marilyn Manson. But he also seems like a gigantic coont, so to hell with him.

AdolfOliverPanties: He is ridiculously intelligent, that guy. A truly brilliant mind. No, I am not joking.

I don't see how anyone could stand to be around him for very long though. Kind of the Robin Williams syndrome, unless he totally tones it down when not on screen or stage.

physt: I've only heard him on the Stern show and he didn't sound particularly funny or well spoken.

To be fair, I don't know anything about Ronnie the Limo Driver other than the fact that there's a guy named Ronnie the Limo Driver who is associated with the Howard Stern Show, so perhaps we should both expand our horizons.

You're missing out by never having seen "Forgetting Sara Marshall," though.

GavinTheAlmighty: Yeah he is very bright, like a comedic Marilyn Manson. But he also seems like a gigantic coont

Also like Marilyn Manson.

/Brian's a dick.

The Homer Tax: physt: I've only heard him on the Stern show and he didn't sound particularly funny or well spoken.

To be fair, I don't know anything about Ronnie the Limo Driver other than the fact that there's a guy named Ronnie the Limo Driver who is associated with the Howard Stern Show, so perhaps we should both expand our horizons.

You're missing out by never having seen "Forgetting Sara Marshall," though.

I've never seen that. I'll add it to my list.

I met Ronnie once when I went into the green room with Beetle. You probably know all you need to know about him.

physt: Somebody farking explain to me how he if famous?

he hangs out on the internet and posts witty cut-downs in entertainment threads.

Mmmmm, somewhat less make uppy Katy....
The Homer Tax: physt: Somebody farking explain to me how he if famous?

I'm not a giant fan, but he's a comedian and an actor, he's legitimately famous unilke the Kardashians and Snookis of the world.

I know it's not popular opinion, but Kardashian and Snooki have both been on TV longer than a lot of good actors. They are legitimately famous. Now, the reasons for them getting shows in the first place are pretty stupid. The question 'Why are they famous?' is a dumb one. The question is why did we make them famous?

/.02

Based on my experience with... pretty much any vacation I've ever been on, it is a 'test' of a relationship, not a way to shore it up and strengthen it.

hurdboy: RedEmily: He's all kinds of icky. I would kiss her before him.

Yes, but would you like it?

Yes, her breath would be minty and his would taste like cigarettes and sperm. (I believe he is gay.

Time Traveling Bunnies: RedEmily: He's all kinds of icky. I would kiss her before him.

What flavor is your chapstick?

Wild cherry.

Jake Havechek: RedEmily: He's all kinds of icky. I would kiss her before him.

Where?

In bed, silly.

Cosmoboy: The question 'Why are they famous?' is a dumb one. The question is why did we make them famous?

You're really kind of picking nits with this distinction. "Why did we make them famous" is a necessary element of the "Why are they famous?" question. It's implied.

We know why they're famous. It's because they're on TV and in the media and such. But all you're doing there is defining what it means to be "famous" that's a tautology. When you ask "Why are they famous" you mean how did they become that way?"

If someone says "Why is Tom Brady a football player?" You wouldn't say "He's a football player because he plays QB for the Patriots, what you really need to ask is what led to him becoming a football player?" It's the same question.

FrancoFile: RedEmily: He's all kinds of icky. I would kiss her before him.

Go on...

I've learned from Fark lesbian threads that scissoring would come next.

The Homer Tax: Cosmoboy: The question 'Why are they famous?' is a dumb one. The question is why did we make them famous?

You're really kind of picking nits with this distinction. "Why did we make them famous" is a necessary element of the "Why are they famous?" question. It's implied.

We know why they're famous. It's because they're on TV and in the media and such. But all you're doing there is defining what it means to be "famous" that's a tautology. When you ask "Why are they famous" you mean how did they become that way?"

If someone says "Why is Tom Brady a football player?" You wouldn't say "He's a football player because he plays QB for the Patriots, what you really need to ask is what led to him becoming a football player?" It's the same question.

Ok, I get what you're saying. The answer to the question 'Why are they famous?' IS 'because we made them that way'. They are linked. Mostly, I just get irritated at the people here constantly asking that question. I do not like reality programming. I also don't think that invalidates reality stars fame. That's akin to saying Jack Nicholson shouldn't be famous because one didn't like any of his movies.

Y'know, I'm not a big fan of either of them professionally but they both seem to be pretty intelligent people. If you spend a good amount of time away from your spouse, you really do need to have a good vacation together to reconnect. I hate defending a Hollywood couple, but this really is the right thing to do for them. Never seemed like a sham marriage to me.

physt: Somebody farking explain to me how he if famous?

Was going to reply....

TrainingWheelsNeeded: he hangs out on the internet and posts witty cut-downs in entertainment threads.

But this guy handled it better.

Thanks, hurdboy

TrainingWheelsNeeded: physt: Somebody farking explain to me how he if famous?

he hangs out on the internet and posts witty cut-downs in entertainment threads.

Russel... is that you?

AdolfOliverPanties: He is ridiculously intelligent, that guy. A truly brilliant mind. No, I am not joking.

I don't see how anyone could stand to be around him for very long though. Kind of the Robin Williams syndrome, unless he totally tones it down when not on screen or stage.

THIS.

My respect for him changed immediately after watching a lengthy interview on the Youtubes with some foreign bloke.

/Still don't care for his comedy though.

I can't stand Ruseel the Twit, but I'll keep checking back for new (or even old) pics of katy's tits.

I guess i have to do everything around here

Well done eagles.....

Cosmoboy: Ok, I get what you're saying. The answer to the question 'Why are they famous?' IS 'because we made them that way'. They are linked. Mostly, I just get irritated at the people here constantly asking that question. I do not like reality programming. I also don't think that invalidates reality stars fame. That's akin to saying Jack Nicholson shouldn't be famous because one didn't like any of his movies.

You're missing the underlying implication of the question. The people in question lack any appreciable talent, yet are famous anyway. Historically, people have to actually have some sort of unique, interesting, or unusual skill before society will make you famous. Today, that's no longer the case. People are famous simply for being famous. Being a slut isn't a talent, there are sluts everywhere (god bless them) most of whom will never be famous.

The reason why your comparison doesn't work is because even if you don't like any of his movies, you would would look silly for claiming that Jack Nicholson wasn't a talented actor. You wouldn't be hard pressed to figure out *why* he has fame. And now that I think of it, people traditionally didn't even need that much talent, but they needed to *do* something. Taylor Swift isn't particularly talented. She plays uncomplicated music with predictable lyrics, and sings songs averagely. But at least she *does* something - playing songs, even averagely is doing something.

When people ask "Why is Kim Kardashian or Snooki Famous" it's because they don't actually do anything. Being on a reality show isn't doing something. It's existing and having someone film you. Not only is it not a talent, it's not anything. They are literally famous for nothing other than being famous. That's the whole point of the question.

It's not an issue of approving or disapproving of what they do, it's the fact that they don't do anything to approve or disapprove of, they exist only to be famous.

brigid_fitch: The Homer Tax: physt: I've only heard him on the Stern show and he didn't sound particularly funny or well spoken.

To be fair, I don't know anything about Ronnie the Limo Driver other than the fact that there's a guy named Ronnie the Limo Driver who is associated with the Howard Stern Show, so perhaps we should both expand our horizons.

You're missing out by never having seen "Forgetting Sara Marshall," though.

And don't forget Get Him to the Greek. And the Arthur remake. He plays essentially the same character (and in Sara Marshall & Greek, the EXACT same character) but I still thought they were good movies & he was funny in them. Also does stand-up that isn't half bad. Maybe he's just a bad interview. I like Harrison Ford's acting but his interviews are mostly terrible.

He actually brings a vulnerability to his roles which is pretty disarming and subtle.

I can't believe there are multiple people in this thread who think he is funny.

He is like a british ashton kutcher.

brigid_fitch: I like Harrison Ford's acting but his interviews are mostly terrible.

As io understand this, it's mostly because Ford wants to be left the hell alone when he is not filming something, but everyone wants to talk to him because he's a distinguished actor.

I'm of the belief that Ford likes acting, but hates being an actor.

The Homer Tax: When people ask "Why is Kim Kardashian or Snooki Famous" it's because they don't actually do anything. Being on a reality show isn't doing something. It's existing and having someone film you. Not only is it not a talent, it's not anything. They are literally famous for nothing other than being famous. That's the whole point of the question.

Know how I know you don't know what you're talking about?