If only he and Hayden Christensen had a love trist and went all Thelma & Louise.

Either a repeat article, or the only thing that makes Pansy Boy interesting is his musings about quitting...

As long as I have a face, Robert Pattinson will always have a place to defecate.

All the hate for Robert Pattinson reminds me of the hate Leonardo DiCaprio got when he was in Titanic. And DiCaprio turned out to be awesome. I wish people would stop confusing the actor and the role.

Biiirdmaaan!: All the hate for Robert Pattinson reminds me of the hate Leonardo DiCaprio got when he was in Titanic. And DiCaprio turned out to be awesome. I wish people would stop confusing the actor and the role.

I don't mind Robert Pattinson but I miss his hair that sensed danger. And frankly it's a piece of shiat role, if he didn't play it, some other goddamn douche bag would have and we could all hate him. He at least acknowledges it's shiat and mocks it and those stupid tiny biatches who love him.

/I am defending the guy whose name I can never actually remember and just refer to as Hobo Deluxe on the internet - all time low.
//No offense meant to the farker, HoboDeluxe

He'll be out of showbiz in no time anyway. No need for a decision on his part.

"Hunk"? Please, he needs to get out into the sun and lay off the drugs. He always looks so anemic.

Biiirdmaaan!: DiCaprio turned out to be awesome.

I'll take a hit of whatever you're smoking.

raptusregaliter: I'll take a hit of whatever you're smoking.

I guess you don't watch movies.

Biiirdmaaan!: All the hate for Robert Pattinson reminds me of the hate Leonardo DiCaprio got when he was in Titanic. And DiCaprio turned out to be awesome. I wish people would stop confusing the actor and the role.

DiCaprio was awesome long before Titanic. He did "The Basketball Diaries", "This Boy's Life", "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" and " Romeo + Juliet". All Mr. Sparkly did before Twi-shiate was get killed by Voldemort.

imgod2u: If it weren't him, it'd be some other pasty, semi-feminine dude. I don't hate actors for taking shiatty roles that turn them into multi-millionaires.

FT

/I'd do it

FTFA: if you then don't fulfill that expectation, what the f**k are you?

A farking twat.

Hunky?

In what FARKing universe?

browneye: Don't understand all the hate for the Robert Pattinson. For the movie Twlight? Yes, of course. But not for the man.

Apparently someone is being forced to watch his movies?

FuryOfFirestorm: "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"

The scene where he finds his mom dead in bed is phenomenal.

Let's not kid ourselves here: he's no gift to the acting profession by any stretch, but he's certainly not the worst one out there.

browneye: Don't understand all the hate for the Robert Pattinson. For the movie Twlight? Yes, of course. But not for the man.

I think it's partly because he's some skinny, pasty faced, unwashed looking, dumbass looking, whiny bastard that's the exact opposite of what many women tell us men that they want, yet those same women are swooning all over him because of the shiatty role he took in some dumbass Mormon girl's Mary Sue story.

TFA:Robert Pattinson almost quit acting before finding fame in the Twilight franchise.

"Almost"?

What's wrong with Cedric Diggory?

raptusregaliter: Biiirdmaaan!: DiCaprio turned out to be awesome.

I'll take a hit of whatever you're smoking.

I agree with Biiirdmaaan! - I used to dismiss DiCaprio as purely some eye candy for teens, but around the time The Departed came out I realised he has some serious acting ability. Heck, even Catch Me If You Can was a fun movie. He's going to have a really long career, I think.

As for Pattinson, I'm not the target market for Twilight, so I've avoided the books and movies - but I'm not going to go hating on people who enjoy them. I've got plenty of other things in my life to devote my attention to.

The jealousy is strong in this thread.

Line?

I've never seen anything this guy has been in, and that's just fine with me. But what I want to know is, what the hell was he babbling on about? None of his sentences seemed to be connected to any of his other sentences.

So Subber, how close were you?

bigmattress: imgod2u: If it weren't him, it'd be some other pasty, semi-feminine dude. I don't hate actors for taking shiatty roles that turn them into multi-millionaires.

FT

/I'd do it
Me too, I'm not made of stone!

/keep backing up that dump truck full of money

I don't care about Cedric Diggory.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I don't care about Cedric Diggory.



who's Cedric? Your boyfriend?

Ishkur: No hate for Pattison.

He despises Twilight and its fans. Calls the books creepy, like reading some highschool girl's intimate diary. Thinks Stephanie Meyer is a flake.

But hey, it's a job, and it pays. Can't fault him for that.

Agreed. Guy seems to call it like it is.

mooseyfate: He'll be out of showbiz in no time anyway. No need for a decision on his part.

I disagree. I think he'll be around for the long haul. Kinda like Clive Owen or Viggo Mortensen. Just very careful about the project he hitches himself to.

/No hate here either

Fano: bigmattress: imgod2u: If it weren't him, it'd be some other pasty, semi-feminine dude. I don't hate actors for taking shiatty roles that turn them into multi-millionaires.

FT

/I'd do it
Me too, I'm not made of stone!

/keep backing up that dump truck full of money

One of the rumors I've heard most frequently repeated is that one of the main reasons he went after Twilight was that he wanted to bang Kristen Stewart. If that's true, he certainly got everything he wanted out of the role. Millions of dollars, plus making out with a girl you like as part of the job? Hell yeah, I'd do it.

submitter, this means that they could have had someone worse in the role of sparkly emo vampire

FuryOfFirestorm:
All Mr. Sparkly did before Twi-shiate was get killed by Peter Pettigrew on Voldemort's orders.


/yeah, yeah, six of one...

loonatic112358: submitter, this means that they could have had someone worse in the role of sparkly emo vampire

In which case it's possible (although admittedly unlikely) that the first movie might have flopped and we wouldn't have had to put up with all the damn advertising etc for the rest of them.

/damn shame the books didn't come out 15 years earlier
//with early 1990's special effects and probable Saved by the bell casting twilight would have flopped harder than an Italian soccer player
///actually, zack as edward and slater as jacob would probably have turned the movie into a cult classic

SpartacusHobbs: /damn shame the books didn't come out 15 years earlier
//with early 1990's special effects and probable Saved by the bell casting twilight would have flopped harder than an Italian soccer player
///actually, zack as edward and slater as jacob would probably have turned the movie into a cult classic

For some reason I'm picturing this ending up looking a lot like Night of the Comet, which amuses me greatly.

Speaking of which, SFDebris' review of Night of the Comet is definitely worth checking out. Link (new window); for whatever reason I can't link directly to the page so you'll have to click on the link on the page. It's the first link under "Films" in the column on the far left.

raptusregaliter: "Hunk"? Please, he needs to get out into the sun and lay off the drugs. He always looks so anemic.

Biiirdmaaan!: DiCaprio turned out to be awesome.

I'll take a hit of whatever you're smoking.

Actually I kind of agree with Birdman. I got in trouble last week for saying I thought DiCaprio hadn't aged all that well.. but I was talking LOOKS. Talent wise he just keeps getting better. I have zero interest in J Edgar Hoover... but I am interested to see how DiCaprio played it. So I'll probably go.

Casey Anthony: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I don't care about Cedric Diggory.

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who's Cedric? Your boyfriend?

Whoa, Casey. I'm surprised you can show your face on the internet after that whole murdering your baby thing....

Found this slightly more interesting.
Gunt?