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Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2011-11-07 11:49:48 AM
Sounds gay.
 
nocturn
2011-11-07 11:50:33 AM
Shockingly gay.

I'm shocked.

Not gay.
 
Leeds
2011-11-07 11:50:37 AM
I thought the term trailer trash implied white people.

I've just read the article and I have no idea where these people are coming from.

Busuri?

Sufi?

Isaias?

Are they Amish or something?
 
Kit Fister [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 11:50:51 AM
i expect this to be featured in the next Virgil Flowers novel...
 
Twigz221
2011-11-07 11:51:26 AM
Sounds about right for Mankato.
 
Mirrorz [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 11:51:54 AM
Alright everyone, back in the pile!
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
offmymeds
2011-11-07 11:53:25 AM
Leeds: I thought the term trailer trash implied white people.

I've just read the article and I have no idea where these people are coming from.

Busuri?

Sufi?

Isaias?

Are they Amish or something?

I don't think so, but I suspect mullets were involved.
 
Two Hearted
2011-11-07 11:53:38 AM
Leeds: Are they Amish or something?

Uh, Somali.
 
FrancoFile
2011-11-07 11:58:14 AM
Mirrorz: Alright everyone, back in the pile!
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 352x240]

They took our jerbs!
 
moops
2011-11-07 12:03:13 PM
Is Mankato near Sleepyeye?
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 12:03:54 PM
Mirrorz: Alright everyone, back in the pile!
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 352x240]

I am leaving satisfied that this thread has been taken to its logical conclusion.
 
colslax
2011-11-07 12:11:38 PM
Twigz221: Sounds about right for Mankato.

Came to say this.
 
FrancoFile
2011-11-07 12:13:05 PM
If you read the list of arrestees in TFA, it sounds like Somalis vs. Mexicans. Like it's an updated version of West Side Story.
 
KimNorth
2011-11-07 12:15:59 PM
Two Hearted: Leeds: Are they Amish or something?

Uh, Somali.

It's in Minnesota and if it's near Deerfield then almost 100% chance they are Muslim.

So they may be run away Muslims or Gypsies because I don't think Muslims are allowed to drink.
 
planes
2011-11-07 12:22:23 PM
"Police recovered a .22 caliber rifle from one of the homes" ?? Since when is it illegal to have a .22 rifle at your home? It didn't sound like a rifle was in the pile of people, and I've never seen one that needed "recovering".
 
Katolu
2011-11-07 12:25:22 PM
planes: "Police recovered a .22 caliber rifle from one of the homes" ?? Since when is it illegal to have a .22 rifle at your home? It didn't sound like a rifle was in the pile of people, and I've never seen one that needed "recovering".

Just like they "recover" that roach in your ashtray when you're pulled over for a cracked tail light.

/not "you" you're...
 
ThisKidsAlright
2011-11-07 12:29:09 PM
Mirrorz: Alright everyone, back in the pile!
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 352x240]

Came for this.

Derk er derrrrrrbs!
 
Beatlefreak [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 12:39:50 PM
Really, people? Really? First the guy driving into Walmart and now this?
The town I live in.

/Mankato resident
//we're not all this crazy, I promise
 
dkrel
2011-11-07 12:48:55 PM
I was going to go with Mullets and Meth.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 12:54:15 PM
Mirrorz: Alright everyone, back in the pile!
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 352x240]

Came here for this. Glad to know Farkers have the situation well in hand.
 
nodubs
2011-11-07 01:00:45 PM
Beatlefreak: Really, people? Really? First the guy driving into Walmart and now this?
The town I live in.

/Mankato resident
//we're not all this crazy, I promise

///Yes we are.
 
coroner74
2011-11-07 01:17:33 PM
I spent four months working based out of Mankato. I saw a lot of cornfields.
 
stevetherobot
2011-11-07 02:19:27 PM
I read that as "men grappling in a pie". Once again, reality has disappointed me.
 
stevetherobot
2011-11-07 02:21:31 PM
planes: "Police recovered a .22 caliber rifle from one of the homes" ?? Since when is it illegal to have a .22 rifle at your home? It didn't sound like a rifle was in the pile of people, and I've never seen one that needed "recovering".

"Witnesses at the scene told police a man had earlier brandished a gun and threatened two males. "
 
orangepipsfive
2011-11-07 02:49:18 PM
Beatlefreak: Really, people? Really? First the guy driving into Walmart and now this?
The town I live in.

/Mankato resident
//we're not all this crazy, I promise

why cant my town have something cool happen...

at least i didnt have to see this or the aftermath.
 
Beast
2011-11-07 04:11:55 PM
moops: Is Mankato near Sleepyeye?

Came for a subtle LHotP reference; leaving satisfied.
 
Cornelis de Gyselaer
2011-11-07 06:05:09 PM
Beast: moops: Is Mankato near Sleepyeye?

Came for a subtle LHotP reference; leaving satisfied.

Maybe -- there is a real town called Sleepy Eye (after the Chief) about 45 miles straight West.
 
Dire
2011-11-07 06:24:46 PM
All I know of Mankato is what I learned from watching Little House on the Prarie. Which is to say, probably not much actually...
 
Darkness_Explorer [TotalFark]
2011-11-07 06:58:22 PM
Beatlefreak: Really, people? Really? First the guy driving into Walmart and now this?
The town I live in.

/Mankato resident
//we're not all this crazy, I promise

///Yes we are.

^ He is right, we are.
 
jmsvrsn
2011-11-07 09:32:05 PM
Darkness_Explorer: Beatlefreak: Really, people? Really? First the guy driving into Walmart and now this?
The town I live in.

/Mankato resident
//we're not all this crazy, I promise

///Yes we are.

^ He is right, we are.

No we're not. Used to work with a Zernechel in Mankato. It would be interesting to know which side of the brawl the one arrested was on.
 
Nurglitch
2011-11-07 10:18:06 PM
Came for the man-mound. Somewhat satisfied.
 
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