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hogans

2011-11-07 09:16:57 AM

*ngh*

One.

Theaetetus

2011-11-07 09:17:47 AM

That Story Teller Truck picture is going to haunt my dreams.

IKanHazaBukkit

2011-11-07 09:17:52 AM

Cool premise for a website but, i'm not sure why he needs the 'i'm taking a horrifically large shiat' facial expression in 90% of the photos.

Also, i initially read "6'1 280lb man tries to see how many children he can fit into."

/coffee

TimeWaste

2011-11-07 09:18:11 AM

I read that as "Sees how many children he can fit into" and was appalled at the amusing tag.

/Amusing for him, maybe, but I have standards.

Guns n' Farkin Roses

2011-11-07 09:18:52 AM

Anyone else read "6'1" 280-lb. man sees how many children he can fit into"?

MrSeabass

2011-11-07 09:19:12 AM

Not gonna lie - it took me five tries with extreme focus and comprehension to not read the headline as "how many children's rears he can fit into."

IKanHazaBukkit

2011-11-07 09:19:33 AM

Also, this dude's site has only been active for a week. Bet this guy is a TFer with modmin friends.

weezbo

2011-11-07 09:19:59 AM

At once?

flaflaflowhigh

2011-11-07 09:20:22 AM

Will I care? NO.

tetsoushima

2011-11-07 09:20:44 AM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: Anyone else read "6'1" 280-lb. man sees how many children he can fit into"?

3.bp.blogspot.com

BurnShrike

2011-11-07 09:20:49 AM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: Anyone else read "6'1" 280-lb. man sees how many children he can fit into"?

Came here for this.

Leaving disappointed.

I want to be a meteorologist

2011-11-07 09:21:15 AM

My husband plays this game, except instead of children's rides it's everything he encounters.

/6'10" 305lbs

SweetSaws

2011-11-07 09:22:29 AM

Hahaha!

The headline innuendo is the joke

dnl.machine

2011-11-07 09:23:22 AM

Hello...Chidrens!!

I fit into a tree fitty

bikerbob59

2011-11-07 09:25:50 AM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: Anyone else read "6'1" 280-lb. man sees how many children he can fit into"?

uh, yeah. That does not make me a pedo though.

rudemix

2011-11-07 09:35:29 AM

I'm glad for the owner of this website and applaud his common sense in choice of humor. It's best to learn to laugh at yourself when you are a big, fat, douche because everyone else is laughing at you too.

'Do you know why you can't have Jelly Donuts, Fit In Kids Toys Guy?'
'Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!'
'Because you're a disgusting fatbody, Fit In Kids Toy Guy!'

Entheogenic

2011-11-07 09:37:36 AM

I want to be a meteorologist: My husband plays this game, except instead of children's rides it's everything he encounters.

/6'10" 305lbs

Well, clearly he needs a blog chock-full-o-pics.

thelordofcheese

2011-11-07 09:39:10 AM

6'1" 280-lb.

What's his Fark handle.

oldfarthenry

2011-11-07 09:39:26 AM

With the `fart-face', it looks like he crop-dusting each ride as well.

The children - NOT being thought about.

thelordofcheese

2011-11-07 09:40:42 AM

I want to be a meteorologist: My husband plays this game, except instead of children's rides it's everything he encounters.

/6'10" 305lbs

No pic?

Johnstarr

2011-11-07 09:58:11 AM

The blog could be a lot better if:
- He didn't make that stupid face in every picture. Yes, we know this is a struggle, stop making it look like you're dropping a deuce.
- He didn't fit into some of the rides. Show him with one leg in the ride, and the rest of him just draped over the back. Then put a quarter in and see how long he can hold on.
- Pictures of him getting thrown out of whatever mall he's in.
- Pictures of him getting stuck and having to be cut out of a toy helicopter.

But what do I know. I'm just a guy.

whiteylexus

2011-11-07 09:59:29 AM

I've been trying to lose a few pounds, feeling a little out of shape. Maybe I don't need to worry about it.

//6'4", 195 lbs

Cataholic

2011-11-07 10:02:11 AM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: Anyone else read "6'1" 280-lb. man sees how many children he can fit into"?

Now starting at linebacker for your Penn State Nittany Lions....

twotowner

2011-11-07 10:17:46 AM

I'm 6'1" ~250# and can relate. Took my 4yr old to the county fair and squeezed my butt into more than one carnival ride so she could ride too. One ride was this spaceship thing that went around in circles and would go up and down by the rider pushing a lever. Our car never left the down position.
Not csb

SweetSaws

2011-11-07 10:20:07 AM

whiteylexus: I've been trying to lose a few pounds, feeling a little out of shape. Maybe I don't need to worry about it.

//6'4", 195 lbs

That depends on your build. Doesn't seem fat at all though.

exatron

2011-11-07 10:25:29 AM

TimeWaste: I read that as "Sees how many children he can fit into" and was appalled at the amusing tag.

/Amusing for him, maybe, but I have standards.

You must be new to Fark.

/Nobody here has standards.

BrosephStalin

2011-11-07 10:26:37 AM

Replace that man with Vince Wilfork and watch the laughs roll in

brigid_fitch

2011-11-07 10:33:27 AM

IKanHazaBukkit: Also, this dude's site has only been active for a week. Bet this guy is a TFer with modmin friends.

Waaaah, I can't get more greenlights so it must be because I'm a Liter, not because 1) I can't write funny headlines, 2) I can't find anything worth submitting, and 3) I find stuff other people have already submitted.

Dude, you've got 9 in 3 years. That's more than I got my first 3 years on here. This is Fark--you can predict some things that will go green but then there's the random stuff that some admin threw into the mix just for the hell of it.

bruce4bruce

2011-11-07 11:05:31 AM

at 6'0 240 lbs I have problems fitting into the bathroom stalls at my new work building ... a single seat when in airplanes, if im in the aisle seat peeps keep hitting my shoulder ...

cryinoutloud

2011-11-07 11:10:18 AM

I am not amused.

litmusdragon

2011-11-07 11:12:30 AM

Can relate.

Toy_Cop

2011-11-07 11:28:52 AM

joonyer

2011-11-07 11:30:09 AM

6'7" 240lbs.

Can I play?

Ow.

Patriot96B

2011-11-07 11:53:06 AM

whiteylexus: I've been trying to lose a few pounds, feeling a little out of shape. Maybe I don't need to worry about it.

//6'4", 195 lbs

I don't want to hear anymore out of your skinny ass!

/6'4", 375.
//Feel better about yourself now?
///Wonders how many of this guy's photos have been submitted for photoshopping.

nocturn

2011-11-07 12:04:51 PM

6' even, 205. I actually lost weight not going to the gym.

Something over there

2011-11-07 12:13:09 PM

Instant meme

joonyer

2011-11-07 12:42:18 PM

Jesus, Patriot, mix in a salad! ;)

IamFrums

2011-11-07 12:45:27 PM

6'7 240 pounds and I have enough trouble fitting the regular rides.

largedon

2011-11-07 12:54:37 PM

anwserman

2011-11-07 01:18:09 PM

CSB time:

My sister dared me to get into an enclosed kid's ride outside of a Wal-Mart is Bastrop, Texas. I went in fine, but got lodged in and couldn't get out (it was pushed against a wall so there was only one entrance/exit). I got stuck in it for 45 minutes.

A crowd of people formed around me, and my sister was yelled at to leave after she pondered buying Crisco to get me out.

/horray for awkward highschool moments

Genju

2011-11-07 01:30:40 PM

nocturn: 6' even, 205. I actually lost weight not going to the gym.

Probably due to muscle going away. I know I dipped way down then started building back up when I started hitting the gym again after a 4 year hiatus.

/6'3" 230
//massively broad shoulders (don't have measurement offhand)

CaptSquirt

2011-11-07 01:31:43 PM

Patriot96B

Daaaammn Son! I hear there is this show out there where you can have 1.bp.blogspot.com

right in front of you for like 6-8 hours a day.......annnnd get yourself back into playing shape.

/Are you Fraud Monitoring or Zero Liability
//need some pocket of protection here

nocturn

2011-11-07 01:33:08 PM

Genju: nocturn: 6' even, 205. I actually lost weight not going to the gym.

Probably due to muscle going away. I know I dipped way down then started building back up when I started hitting the gym again after a 4 year hiatus.

/6'3" 230
//massively broad shoulders (don't have measurement offhand)

Yeah, almost definitely.

Lucky bastard. I can't grow shoulders.

Genju

2011-11-07 03:33:36 PM

nocturn: Genju: nocturn: 6' even, 205. I actually lost weight not going to the gym.

Probably due to muscle going away. I know I dipped way down then started building back up when I started hitting the gym again after a 4 year hiatus.

/6'3" 230
//massively broad shoulders (don't have measurement offhand)

Yeah, almost definitely.

Lucky bastard. I can't grow shoulders.

It's awesome and annoying at the same time. For one, shirts don't fit properly. Feels like I have to wear a tarp for the shoulders then it's so loose in the front I have to tuck it in otherwise it looks like I'm fatter than I am.

/csb when I was in high school I was thrown from a horse and went shoulder first into a pine tree
//I won

nocturn

2011-11-07 04:20:38 PM

Genju: nocturn: Genju: nocturn: 6' even, 205. I actually lost weight not going to the gym.

Probably due to muscle going away. I know I dipped way down then started building back up when I started hitting the gym again after a 4 year hiatus.

/6'3" 230
//massively broad shoulders (don't have measurement offhand)

Yeah, almost definitely.

Lucky bastard. I can't grow shoulders.

It's awesome and annoying at the same time. For one, shirts don't fit properly. Feels like I have to wear a tarp for the shoulders then it's so loose in the front I have to tuck it in otherwise it looks like I'm fatter than I am.

/csb when I was in high school I was thrown from a horse and went shoulder first into a pine tree
//I won

And now I know how flat chested women feel when D-cups complain about back aches and all the stares.

And for that bit of perspective, I thank you.

*grumble*

:)

nocturn

2011-11-07 04:22:11 PM

Especially when you get fitted for a suit and the girl taking your measurements sports a puzzled dog look and states that your chest is smaller than she thought it was. *sigh*

Whatever that means.

HST's Dead Carcass

2011-11-07 04:45:40 PM

6' 240 now. Lost 10 pounds int he last 2 weeks by regulating my diet and portions and sticking to good foods and caloric intake. I'm trying to get back down to 205, then beef up with muscle again. The trick is to not eat anything with the words 'enriched' or 'processed' and when shopping, stick to the outer wall of the store. Nearly everything on the outer walls is good for you (produce, meats, some bakery stuff, etc).

On a 2100 calorie diet right now, and get quite filled eating healthy. Instead of a 2000 calorie burrito, I'll eat the innards without cheese, sour cream, refried beans, etc. Just meats and pinto beans with seasoning. Fish is excellent! Chicken rocks! Steak is my Sunday Football treat. NO SODA!! Iced Tea, Mio 'water enhancer' in a pinch, just plain water, no sugar in liquids, no corn syrups at all!

nocturn

2011-11-07 05:38:43 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: 6' 240 now. Lost 10 pounds int he last 2 weeks by regulating my diet and portions and sticking to good foods and caloric intake. I'm trying to get back down to 205, then beef up with muscle again. The trick is to not eat anything with the words 'enriched' or 'processed' and when shopping, stick to the outer wall of the store. Nearly everything on the outer walls is good for you (produce, meats, some bakery stuff, etc).

On a 2100 calorie diet right now, and get quite filled eating healthy. Instead of a 2000 calorie burrito, I'll eat the innards without cheese, sour cream, refried beans, etc. Just meats and pinto beans with seasoning. Fish is excellent! Chicken rocks! Steak is my Sunday Football treat. NO SODA!! Iced Tea, Mio 'water enhancer' in a pinch, just plain water, no sugar in liquids, no corn syrups at all!

Good work, but don't neglect muscle building. Say work out three days a week and jog 4. Since you want to lose weight first do full body exercises two days of the three and muscle building one, but don't neglect it completely. Erm, tried that once, you'll end up weaker for it. Trust me.

octopied

2011-11-07 05:39:14 PM

Uh...good lord, why?

5'5. See how many youth shirts I can fit into. Everything labelled youth XL. But I only do it because it's cheaper than buying the adult equivilent, and hey, they fit.Why pay $5 more?

thelordofcheese

2011-11-07 08:22:14 PM

Lot of huge biatches on Fark it seems.

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