MeinRS6: That's some top-notch security there.

I guess this was staged. Strange.

Finally something I can agree with you on.

Uninvited attention whore? Or was he invited?

Looks like Gaga also felt her up.

This is how you know the DailyFail is slipping:

First sentence of TFA: "Not many people can take the spotlight away from Hollywood starlet Hayden Panettiere."

Really? How about almost anyone in Hollywood who doesn't need to stoop to the depths of dignity by appearing at MTV European Awards.

How is that movie career of hers going again? She doesn't even have a good enough rack for Hef to come calling.

Last time I tried that, I got arrested.

Staged man chicken isnt a publicity stunt. Who cares?

Staged naked beaver gets much more views.

What a naked guy is supposed to make me go blind? It's not like he's Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies

xanadian: I've seen better, but I've also seen worse. Thankfully, not a fatty.

Yeah, he's not in bad shape. Could have been much much worse.

SnarfVader: I hate you, Subby. Hate.

^^ And me to hating subby also.

/well played!

It looks cold in there.

God, subby! Why didn't you warn us about this offensive image???

So if a naked man makes his way to the stage he'll be interviewed by a starlet and everything's cool? No, that won't encourage stalkers and nutjobs...

dudes got balls.

I dunno - I thought he looked pretty good. I certainly wouldn't throw him out.

brandied: I dunno - I thought he looked pretty good. I certainly wouldn't throw him out.

I'll be over in 5 minutes.

Every time I run after her while nude I get thrown in jail.

Not my style, but it looked like Ms. Pantierre enjoyed it (sort of).

brandied: I dunno - I thought he looked pretty good. I certainly wouldn't throw him out.

i'd sword fight with him

He looks sort of like a short Ben Affleck.

thelordofcheese: God, subby! Why didn't you warn us about this offensive image???

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Wtf is Gaga wearing?

Her fashion has transcended the possible realm of sanity, and now evolved in to all out attention-whoring stupidity.

coeyagi: This is how you know the DailyFail is slipping:

First sentence of TFA: "Not many people can take the spotlight away from Hollywood starlet Hayden Panettiere."

Really? How about almost anyone in Hollywood who doesn't need to stoop to the depths of dignity by appearing at MTV European Awards.

How is that movie career of hers going again? She doesn't even have a good enough rack for Hef to come calling.

You sound kind of bitter. Did she not reply to your slashfic featuring her, Scooby Doo, and the human centipede or something?

Actually...

Dude's in pretty good shape, nice looking, obviously secure with what he's packing...

///I dub him Bunk-worthy.

PoopSlice: coeyagi: This is how you know the DailyFail is slipping:

First sentence of TFA: "Not many people can take the spotlight away from Hollywood starlet Hayden Panettiere."

Really? How about almost anyone in Hollywood who doesn't need to stoop to the depths of dignity by appearing at MTV European Awards.

How is that movie career of hers going again? She doesn't even have a good enough rack for Hef to come calling.

You sound kind of bitter. Did she not reply to your slashfic featuring her, Scooby Doo, and the human centipede or something?

No, I am just being realistic. It is really not tough to upstage her. I could list 100 A-Listers that could do it without much effort.

I know, if you can't have high expectations for your sleazy British rags, who can you have high expectations for?

I have no idea who Hayden Panettiere is. I clicked thinking it was that useless twat who played adult Anakin in Attack of the Clones etc.

Speaking of which, somebody should 'shop Lady Gaga's hat onto the Death Star.



/young fool, only now will you appreciate the power of this fully operational ass-grabbing

? not that I particularly mind (no, didn't click the article, know better than that) but why is she giving head and trying to hump the Stanley cup? Is she a Bruins fan?

I would do unspeakable, shameful things to her.

I still prefer Kristen Bell when it comes to midget-sized hotties. Someone find the pic of her in her jogging tights against the railing, please.

Lady Gaga has gone from annoyingly over-the-top to annoyingly over-the-top and boring. Cardinal sin for the biz.

Good luck impression Ms. Panetierre after she has seen the monster that is Klitschko. You'd be a hot dog in a hallway by now, boys

you no say Ukraine is not well hung

Need Help Soonish: Actually...

Dude's in pretty good shape, nice looking, obviously secure with what he's packing...

///I dub him Bunk-worthy.

May I ask you a few questions?
You too appear very secure in your body in your profile. Is that because you understand that attractiveness is related directly to self confidence and presentation as opposed to fashion whims and standards?
Is Bunk Worthy relative to physical standards only or does it include attitude and appealing personality?
My daughter is getting married in the spring and we have yet to hire a photographer. We actually have a very small budget. Do photographers still use film or is everything digital now? what would be your suggestions on how to determine if a person with a camera is actually an appropriate photographer for such a once in a life time event/ I ask this because my wife and I were married 30 years ago and our wedding album is photographs from real negatives,which we also got so i am really confused about what to do.\Thanks for the help if you so choose to help.
PS this is not a whiteknight thing or BIE..as I have no EIP.

valar_morghulis: I would do unspeakable, shameful things to her.

i would gladly operate the camera, then attempt to recreate each scene afterwards.

/when you're old & fat you get sloppy 2nds

coeyagi: This is how you know the DailyFail is slipping:

First sentence of TFA: "Not many people can take the spotlight away from Hollywood starlet Hayden Panettiere."

Really? How about almost anyone in Hollywood who doesn't need to stoop to the depths of dignity by appearing at MTV European Awards.

How is that movie career of hers going again? She doesn't even have a good enough rack for Hef to come calling.

What an odd bit of criticism. Really, really odd.

hicksfa2: thelordofcheese: God, subby! Why didn't you warn us about this offensive image???

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Wtf is Gaga wearing?

Her fashion has transcended the possible realm of sanity, and now evolved in to all out attention-whoring stupidity.

That's the way it's ALWAYS been.
Have you not noticed? Creating things with actual merit isn't very profitable.

hockeychick: I'll just leave this here...

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Wil plays Ookie Cookie?

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If that was in front of me and a gust of wind hit me just right, I'd need a towel.

Andrew Wiggin: brandied: I dunno - I thought he looked pretty good. I certainly wouldn't throw him out.

i'd sword fight with him

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KrispyKritter: valar_morghulis: I would do unspeakable, shameful things to her.

i would gladly operate the camera, then attempt to recreate each scene afterwards.

/when you're old & fat you get sloppy 2nds


That's why I'm committing ritual suicide at age 40. With dynamite. On the edge of the Grand Canyon. While having sex with a prostitute.

/said prostitute is in for quite a shock

She's a damn eco-terrorist people.

DeathByGeekSquad: She's a damn eco-terrorist people.

She's caused more violent oily explosions than BP, Exxon-Mobile and Shell combined.