What would you pack to deal with those little bastards all day?

she teach plumbing?

pbr goes well with plums

Considering what the governor has been doing to teachers and the resources they have to deal with kids these days, I'm surprised she wasn't hammering down tequila shots.

2MS: What would you pack to deal with those little bastards all day?

And that's all folks, we're done here.

brantgoose: I have just looked at the article.

The teacher looks like an eighteenth century German plum picker. All the more reason she should have a couple of beers with her otherwise perfectly healthy and abstemious fructarian lunch.

Yeah! Who are we to tell her where to get her Vitamin C from?

Just like animals getting drunk off fermented fruit, they should not allow fruit in schools.

Dang, now they're upset about plums?

Sheesh, what a country.

Two beers and she's tipsy enough to hit another car?

Cheap date.

So, she's getting her fibers

/nothing to see here

Beavosaurus Rex: Two beers and she's tipsy enough to hit another car?

Cheap date.

She may only need two, but I would need all the beer in Wisconsin to get drunk enough to hit that.

I'm not seeing the problem....
Except the car smashing bit

/meh

Fark handle please?

Really 2 beers, come on people that wont even get you a slight buzz just take some of the edge off.

If you only need a couple beers a day to deal with those little bastards I'd say that makes you a saint.

I'm withholding judgement till I know what kind of beer it was.

This is just to say

I have drunk
all the beer
that was in
the fridge

and which
you were probably
saving
for lunch

Forgive me
they were intoxicating
so malty
and so cold

Done with classes by 4, summers off, and they get to drink beer at lunch. Tell us again why teachers have it so rough?

She had plums in her lunch box? On purpose?

Let he who has never drank beer for lunch cast the first stonebeer can.

You know who else ate plums for lunch...?

Jack Horner

Lunch? Sounds more like breakfast...

Ruffian: Done with classes by 4, summers off, and they get to drink beer at lunch. Tell us again why teachers have it so rough?

In school by 6:15, leaving between 4:30 and 5:30, spending most of the weekend grading and planning for the next week.

Catch me with one beer and I'm fired.

Spend the summer in professional development, planning next year's classes, and tutoring/teaching summer school.

Yes, I had it much easier in private business, but I can go home each night knowing that I'm doing more with my life than making some rich farker richer.

What do teachers make? (new window)

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess she shot the plums full of vodka.

I'd hit it
/with plums and a few beer cans

BeezyBates:


I'd hit it
/with plums and a few beer cans

Ewww! But hey, at least she wasn't getting banged by some 16 schoolboy.

BeezyBates:
weblogs.sun-sentinel.com

I'd hit it
/with plums and a few beer cans

Ewww! But hey, at least she wasn't getting banged by some 16 schoolboy.

/Dude she wasn't banging some 16 schoolboy!

There are plums, and there are plums.

/she was saving them for dessert?

Strobeguy: Ewww! But hey, at least she wasn't getting banged by some 16 year-old schoolboy.

/Dude she wasn't banging some 16 schoolboy!

Oops...my bad!

2MS: What would you pack to deal with those little bastards all day?

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Leaves a little mess, but I like the way you think.

Alcoholism -- don't leave home without it. If the destination is a farking middle school, be absolutely certain.

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: This is just to say

I have drunk
all the beer
that was in
the fridge

and which
you were probably
saving
for lunch

Forgive me
they were intoxicating
so malty
and so cold

You are good people. Thanks for making me laugh. :)

Ruffian: Done with classes by 4, summers off, and they get to drink beer at lunch. Tell us again why teachers have it so rough?

Spoken like a man who would last less than a semester teaching at any random public school. Hint: your work day doesn't end at 4, your work week doesn't end at Friday, and if you think that you get your summers "off"... heh.