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(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Mother arrested after hiding crystal meth in daughter's diaper bag, tells police it's a bum wrap   (tampabay.com) divider line 26
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2011-11-07 07:37:41 AM
More proof that meth is a shiatty drug.
 
2011-11-07 08:25:10 AM
I really really REALLY don't get the appeal of meth

/tried it once
//it was lame
 
2011-11-07 08:26:22 AM
I like punny jokes on a Monday morning.
 
2011-11-07 08:26:28 AM
Meth is a farked up drug. It makes people do shiat they never thought they'd ever do. I bet that kid farks like a demon.
 
2011-11-07 08:30:32 AM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

The arrest report does not say what happened to the 3-year-old.

She wound up head of the local Russian mob.
 
2011-11-07 08:33:20 AM
She is the one who knocks.
 
2011-11-07 08:35:57 AM
Damn I gotta get me one of those meth-shiatting babies
 
2011-11-07 08:39:00 AM
Love how everyone assumes the baby is innocent. All I see is a straight up constructive possession.
 
2011-11-07 08:39:22 AM
that was good subwinar

5 pounds of baby powder... 3 pounds of baby powder were found at the scene
 
2011-11-07 08:51:43 AM
Ah,... I liked the headline Subby - nice yorb....
 
2011-11-07 09:03:51 AM
Soiled Underwear: I really really REALLY don't get the appeal of meth

/tried it once
//it was lame


I don't understand the modern tweaker. I tried it once 20 years ago when I was partying with a group of Bikers from NYC. I personally didn't care for the buzz itself, however an interesting side effect is that you can DRINK MASSIVE QUANTITIES of booze.

And that's what these guys did. Have a little bump, then drink like a fish for hours. When it wears off and the alcohol starts to slow you down, another bump and BAM, you can drink and party for hours again.

I couldn't just do meth, it is nasty and my heart probably couldn't take it anyway. But the way these bikers used it as a way to enhance their drinking ability was interesting.
 
2011-11-07 09:19:51 AM
Like the kid was going through the diaper bag herself.
 
2011-11-07 09:37:12 AM
The meth high is awesome for sex, substantially increasing work output, and leaving reality behind for several hours, as long as you have something to do to keep you moving. But the comedown is brutal and its cumulative effects are obviously horrendous. And its obviously addictive. It can be a seductive mistress when you first use her and experience the good effects, just a matter of time before she digs her claws in though, and hopefully you've seen how ugly she really is by then.

/2 cents from someone who once experimented
 
2011-11-07 09:55:42 AM
I said 'bout tree fiddy

/Daim Monster, whatchu want!!!
 
2011-11-07 09:59:37 AM
Hello Chidren!!!
Das 'bout tree fiddy

Dat bum wrap's a 'bout tree fiddy
 
2011-11-07 10:03:50 AM
Groans and squirms while whimpering...

But - but - I poo from there!!!
//Mean MAN: Not anymore you don't
 
2011-11-07 10:43:24 AM
Should of hid it in the diaper.
 
2011-11-07 10:46:14 AM
A creative if ill-advised method of dealing with the serious fatigue and mental blankness of early parenthood, although by 3 a child should be sleeping problem-free for at least 10-12 hours nightly. Figuring that, the meth awareness plan seems like overkill.
 
2011-11-07 10:50:03 AM
diaper... it's a bum wrap

www.ciaranbrown.com
 
2011-11-07 10:57:01 AM
With her in the white 2007 Chevrolet Impala were her 3-year-old daughter and Jamie Marie Davie, 26, of Clearwater.

What the hell does the car make and model have to do with the story?
 
2011-11-07 11:11:33 AM
Why is a three year old still in diapers?
 
2011-11-07 11:49:55 AM
offmymeds: With her in the white 2007 Chevrolet Impala were her 3-year-old daughter and Jamie Marie Davie, 26, of Clearwater.

What the hell does the car make and model have to do with the story?


It's a lot easier to just cut-and-paste from the police report than it is to actually do the job of being a reporter.
 
2011-11-07 11:56:51 AM
AbbeySomeone: Why is a three year old still in diapers?

Having a 3 year old daughter in diapers isn't normal, but....
 
2011-11-07 12:11:41 PM
swyller7: Should of hid it in the diaper.

Should've kept it in her own ass.
 
2011-11-07 02:58:18 PM
AbbeySomeone: Why is a three year old still in diapers?

Well perhaps she's not in diapers anymore but the mother keeps books/toys/distractions/snacks/spare clothes in it out of habit. The daycares around here do potty training with 2-year-olds, and both of my kids were (thankfully) all about it as soon as the succeeding sibling came along. Others are not so lucky and the process takes a LONG time... what a nightmare that would be. Seriously I hated potty training our first child.

Alternatively, the mother's a junkie and can't keep her sh*t together, much less the child's. Of course she drives a nicer car than I do...
 
2011-11-07 08:57:10 PM
A friend of mine kept her kids in diapers until they were 5 and getting ready for kindergarten. I never understood this.
 
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