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2011-11-07 11:04:38 AM
She is ugly, so yeah, 12 years sounds good.
 
2011-11-07 11:06:39 AM
I could use some substantial sexual conduct this morning.
 
2011-11-07 11:07:36 AM
Just goes to show: teenage boys will fark anything.
 
2011-11-07 11:09:42 AM
I don't know where all these horndog broads were when I was 12. I don't know where they got their taste for Jr. HS cock, but if you have a culture of "mommy and her snowflakes and no bad daddy man!" for thirty years, I can see that getting flaky.
 
2011-11-07 11:10:11 AM
She looks like Shannon Doherty on meth.
 
2011-11-07 11:12:05 AM
So the kid ws blind too?
 
2011-11-07 11:13:18 AM
In 12 years or so, I'm hoping my son brings home a couple of his female friends from school.

/he's six now
 
2011-11-07 11:14:00 AM
Where were all slutty women when I was a kid? Yes, she's ugly as sin. Yes, he'll be legitimately traumatized for life. Yes, if the genders were reversed, we'd all be furious.

Now look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't have been grateful.

/Just sayin'
 
2011-11-07 11:14:21 AM
Way to go, stud.
 
2011-11-07 11:15:52 AM
Seems like an awful big risk betting that a 14 year old isn't going to brag to someone about what you're doing.
 
2011-11-07 11:16:37 AM
Fabric_Man: Where were all slutty women when I was a kid? Yes, she's ugly as sin. Yes, he'll be legitimately traumatized for life. Yes, if the genders were reversed, we'd all be furious.

Now look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't have been grateful.

/Just sayin'


I can't confirm or deny anything.
 
2011-11-07 11:17:14 AM
Land Ark: Seems like an awful big risk betting that a 14 year old isn't going to brag to someone about what you're doing.

He was 12. It was mentioned 4 times in the article. Including once in the headline.
 
2011-11-07 11:18:15 AM
Where were these women when I was 8?
 
2011-11-07 11:19:30 AM
Land Ark: Seems like an awful big risk betting that a 14 year old isn't going to brag to someone about what you're doing.

Dude -- I just did your mom...
 
2011-11-07 11:19:40 AM
Fabric_Man: Now look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't have been grateful.

I was. And I still am.
 
2011-11-07 11:21:22 AM
Dear Lawd in Heaven, I have boys in that age range. What on earth could she possibly see attractive in the little brute. I swear, at that age, they are barely house broken, and only vaguely aware of soap. Pathetic, sick situation.
 
2011-11-07 11:21:36 AM
this could all be avoided if children would just stop being so sexy
 
2011-11-07 11:23:35 AM
Land Ark: Seems like an awful big risk betting that a 14 year old isn't going to brag to someone about what you're doing.

Dude -- I just did your mom...

That's one kid who is going to get shiat for the rest of high school.

Dude, I did her first! You just got sloppy seconds...
 
2011-11-07 11:25:09 AM
Droog8912: She looks like Shannon Doherty on meth.

To be fair, so does Shannon Doherty.
 
2011-11-07 11:26:49 AM
So aside from not understanding the appeal of being with a young kid, i don't know how these people think they can get away with it when we are constantly being shown women getting arrested because of this.

News flash to all women who are considering having sex with a kid. Kids can't keep secrets and you idiots almost always get caught!

Get a measure of self respect and hook up with some dude at a bar like normal people.
 
2011-11-07 11:27:23 AM
So what's next for her, getting a job as a school teacher?
 
2011-11-07 11:31:48 AM
Most of these adult sleeps with minor boy stories I am "oh, like it really damaged the boy", but 12 years old seems a bit young. But I can't remember the 12 year old me. I don't think I fapped until 13.
 
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2011-11-07 11:37:54 AM
cherryl taggart: Dear Lawd in Heaven, I have boys in that age range. What on earth could she possibly see attractive in the little brute. I swear, at that age, they are barely house broken, and only vaguely aware of soap. Pathetic, sick situation.

Does this mean you're canceling the play date?
 
2011-11-07 11:46:50 AM
cherryl taggart: Dear Lawd in Heaven, I have boys in that age range. What on earth could she possibly see attractive in the little brute. I swear, at that age, they are barely house broken, and only vaguely aware of soap. Pathetic, sick situation.

Well every other male over the age of 14 thinks she is an ugly hose beast with personality of a chainsaw and the body odor of the walking dead. So, yeah she farks babies.
 
2011-11-07 11:47:00 AM
BurnShrike: Just goes to show: teenage boys will fark anything.

Spell it out: T-W-E-L-V-E. Find the "T-E-E-N" in this word.
 
2011-11-07 11:48:45 AM
jaybeezey: News flash to all women who are considering having sex with a kid. Kids can't keep secrets and you idiots almost always get caught!

How do you know?
 
2011-11-07 11:52:41 AM
I'm currently cougaring with a man 8 years younger than me, so I understand the attraction to younger men.... But.... 12? I mean.... I feel odd enough doing a 23 year old... Friggen TWELVE? What's the point?
 
2011-11-07 12:06:40 PM
Fabric_Man: Where were all slutty women when I was a kid? Yes, she's ugly as sin. Yes, he'll be legitimately traumatized for life. Yes, if the genders were reversed, we'd all be furious.

Now look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't have been grateful.

/Just sayin'


They're out there, and if they're going for you when you're 12, there's something way off. I wasn't even 12. Too young to even know what was going on.

No, I am not grateful. It really farked me up for a long time. But I got over it.

/downer
 
2011-11-07 12:08:33 PM
FTFA: "She also faces a sentencing enhancement for substantial sexual conduct with a child...."

add: "The boy is also facing an upcoming male enhancement."
 
2011-11-07 12:08:34 PM
Patricia Ann Serrano, 43, was arraigned Friday on three felony counts of lewd acts on a child younger than 14.

So 14 and over is okay?

/noted for future reference
 
2011-11-07 12:08:40 PM
I disaprove of this headline.
 
2011-11-07 12:09:27 PM
Well, she's sure not a looker, so I figure the judge will throw the book at her.... then give her a harsh/harshest sentence, as opposed to if she was good looking, which would be probation.
 
2011-11-07 12:10:04 PM
stuhayes2010:
Most of these adult sleeps with minor boy stories I am "oh, like it really damaged the boy", but 12 years old seems a bit young. But I can't remember the 12 year old me. I don't think I fapped until 13.

When we think "damaged" we imagine a traumatized little girl who was forcibly raped and now hides under her bed at night. But when it comes right down to it... 12-year-olds are confused enough as it is. A boy that age could be pretty messed up by having some predatory old hag sexing him up while he's barely pubescent, instead of the more natural process of messing around with girls who are about as naive as he is.

As much as I like porn now, I think too-early exposure to porn is sort of the same... it gives you pretty weird ideas at that age. I mean, I'd seen facials and anal sex in some magazines we found in someone's basement, before I'd even seen a real pair of breasts. That's probably not a great precedent.
 
2011-11-07 12:17:14 PM
Who's to say the boy isn't uglier than this woman. It may have been the last time he ever gets sex.
 
2011-11-07 12:27:48 PM
playdate: I disaprove of this headline.

Been waiting since 2007 for this, eh?
 
2011-11-07 12:41:32 PM
No matter how ugly and how fat any women should be able to find a dude to fark in no more than 1 hour. No I am not saying the dude will be good looking or have all his teeth but he will fark you
 
2011-11-07 12:51:44 PM
dryknife: Who's to say the boy isn't uglier than this woman. It may have been the last time he ever gets sex.

Good point. So many of these mom-boinks-minor discussions could be resolved much faster if a photo or two of the minor could be provided.
Then it'd be like ... (1) oh, well, that makes sense, sadly or (2) dude, back off, you can do WAY better ..

/offer not valid at Penn State
 
2011-11-07 12:51:47 PM
The prosecutor provided some nice eye bleach.

/just sayin'
 
2011-11-07 01:11:07 PM
i just told my son that no girl would like him if he didnt learn how to wipe properly and stop leaving skid marks in his underwear.

maybe he'll be ok afterall.

boys are some disgusting little creatures. sexual attraction to them by any grown ass woman is def. some sort of mental illness.
 
2011-11-07 01:40:54 PM
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2011-11-07 01:54:45 PM
tamsnod27: playdate: I disaprove of this headline.

Been waiting since 2007 for this, eh?


You KNOW it!
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2011-11-07 05:05:27 PM
The Myth: A strange and perverted MAN is out there some where, hiding in the bushes, and is just waiting for the right moment to pounce and rape the fark out of your child.

The Reality: A strange and unbalanced WOMAN that your child and/or you already know (parent, teacher, relative, etc.) just got done farking the shiat out of your kid.
 
2011-11-08 02:55:20 AM
cherryl taggart: Dear Lawd in Heaven, I have boys in that age range. What on earth could she possibly see attractive in the little brute. I swear, at that age, they are barely house broken, and only vaguely aware of soap. Pathetic, sick situation.


Truth. I've got an 11 and 12 year old - I have to order them to shower every other day, and even then it's: "Why?". Because you smell!
 
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