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(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass ...Or as they call it in Chicago, Monday   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 19
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2011-11-07 09:23:52 AM
Authorities shut down several lanes of traffic for about an hour as state troopers investigated scraped up the pieces.
 
2011-11-07 09:23:53 AM
I check the Chicago Breaking site for my daily dose of Death. We don't go a day without a shooting spree.
 
2011-11-07 09:27:48 AM
BurnShrike: Authorities shut down several lanes of traffic for about an hour as state troopers scraped up the pieces.

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys
 
2011-11-07 09:29:16 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if the dead guy was wanted by the police and took the messy way out.
 
2011-11-07 09:29:55 AM
DeathByGeekSquad: I check the Chicago Breaking site for my daily dose of Death. We don't go a day without a shooting spree.

Yeah, you're right. Either it's a failed gang drive by shooting or some idiot like this. Didn't some drunk chick walk down the Kennedy and get hit and killed a month or so ago? WTF is wrong with these people.
 
2011-11-07 09:36:18 AM
Scottybobotty: DeathByGeekSquad: I check the Chicago Breaking site for my daily dose of Death. We don't go a day without a shooting spree.

Yeah, you're right. Either it's a failed gang drive by shooting or some idiot like this. Didn't some drunk chick walk down the Kennedy and get hit and killed a month or so ago? WTF is wrong with these people.


I remember one night I was at the manual toll both at the Elgin toll plaza and I saw this car pull up and stop in one of the the I-Pass Lanes. The driver and her boyfriend were having a visible argument and you could her her screaming "get the fark out now" at him and she would go until he got out. So he did and walked across 2 I-Pass lanes to the manual toll lane. The toll operators weren't amused.
 
2011-11-07 09:42:21 AM
It's a hard habit to break.
 
2011-11-07 09:55:56 AM
He went out the same way he came in - with a bang.


// maybe preceded by a woman yelling of STOP!!!!!!

///just saying.
 
2011-11-07 09:59:28 AM
You go through all that word to be taken out by a farking VAN?!?

Wasn't there like a nice cement mixer or beer truck nearby?
 
2011-11-07 10:02:11 AM
This isn't that uncommon. Bro story time...
My brother once saw a collision. The woman then got out of her car and just started walking down the street, in a daze, and got hit by another car.
Serious head trauma can make people think they're in places they're not, or simple make someone so confused that they have no idea where they are or what they're doing.
 
2011-11-07 10:11:10 AM
media.screened.com

Or possibly Tuesday.
 
2011-11-07 10:41:07 AM
BeezyBates: Serious head trauma can make people think they're in places they're not, or simple make someone so confused that they have no idea where they are or what they're doing.

Fark does the same.
 
2011-11-07 10:52:10 AM
Don't you just hate when you walk naked down the middle of a busy thoroughfare and you get hit by some stupid motorist?
 
2011-11-07 12:11:32 PM
offmymeds: Don't you just hate when you walk naked down the middle of a busy thoroughfare and you get hit by some stupid motorist?

Suicide by traffic? Naked for the headlines...
 
2011-11-07 12:34:09 PM
Scottybobotty: Yeah, you're right. Either it's a failed gang drive by shooting or some idiot like this. Didn't some drunk chick walk down the Kennedy and get hit and killed a month or so ago? WTF is wrong with these people.

Yeah, I had a failed gang drive-by near my house a few days ago. WTF indeed.
 
2011-11-07 12:38:57 PM
A couple times a year, people like to jump into I-5 traffic from one of the bridges going up over the freeway in Seattle. It just happened again 2 weeks ago where a guy flipped himself over the bridge, landed on the top of a semi, fell off and was run over by some other cars and vans (ta-daa!)

Really sucks for the people who witness it, or become involved in it.
 
2011-11-07 01:12:46 PM
What I can't figure out is how a vehicle got up enough speed on 294 to kill a man.

/Parking lot with tolls.
 
2011-11-07 02:11:48 PM
I feel bad for the dude that hit him. Imagine living with that for the rest of your life...
 
2011-11-07 10:32:58 PM
unsolicited hugs for the win!?
 
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