Florida?
/TTIFWP

Safe for work maybe, but not safe for my eyes.

DO NOT WANT.

Oh, Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari, when will you ever learn?

"As I approached the subjects I observed the two females engaged in an unnatural and lascivious act in public view," a report states.

Unnatural? Sex and nudity?

Grow the fark up.

Sybarite: That is a hard 27.

That's a hard 47, to be honest.



(It's either that, or we nuke the entire site from orbit...)

BurnShrike: "As I approached the subjects I observed the two females engaged in an unnatural and lascivious act in public view," a report states.

Unnatural? Sex and nudity?

Grow the fark up.

came to say this. if you can do it ..whatever "it" is..without mechanical aid, it's probably natural.

meatofmystery: BurnShrike: "As I approached the subjects I observed the two females engaged in an unnatural and lascivious act in public view," a report states.

Unnatural? Sex and nudity?

Grow the fark up.

came to say this. if you can do it ..whatever "it" is..without mechanical aid, it's probably natural.

Although it's sometimes better with mechanical aid.

Two women accused of an "unnatural and lascivious act"

it's 2011 and what is this

I just made the bitter beer face.

FTA: "As I approached the subjects I observed the two females engaged in an unnatural and lascivious act in public view," a report states.

One woman, later identified as Christianne Taylor, 27, was engaged in a particularly close form of contact with the right exposed breast of 33-year-old Regina Shiner.

They have someone on staff tasked with the full time responsibility of cooking up euphamisms and round-about expressions to describe things which embarrass the puritans.

Hey baby, I'd like to have a particularly close form of contact with you.

both kinda fugly imo.

Subby needs to diaf for posting those pics.

ZAZ: "Christianne Taylor was sucking and licking the right exposed breast of Regina Shiner."

I'd rather have one of these Shiners.

Two large-breasted women arrested in topless caper at Florida lounge, demonstrating the risks of being bosom buddies. With SFW (but might burn your retinas) photos

/FTFY Subby

kind of hits on a pet peeve of mine.

tits that got big because fat had nowhere else to go does not count, sry. they're just fat.

ZAZ: The next page clarifies:

"Christianne Taylor was sucking and licking the right exposed breast of Regina Shiner."

I thought breastfeeding was legal.

Woo-hooo! Port St Lucie represent!

Those pics aren't SF anything. Fark you subby

That story would have been so much better without pics.

Saw headline: Got wood.
Saw pictures in article: Lost wood.
Read act on police report: Got semi-wood.
Remembered pictures: Lost semi-wood.

Time for the politics tab...

teylix: kind of hits on a pet peeve of mine.

tits that got big because fat had nowhere else to go does not count, sry. they're just fat.

Nossir. There's plenty of women out there with HUGE bean-bag chair bellies. Great barrels of fat-bodied, football shaped fatness with very small breasts and flat, hatchet-asses. They have no more breast than a fat man with moobs. Likewise, narrow hips and ass, just belly that goes on for farking ever. The Big Tit is its own thing and occurs independent of the fatboditude of the woman. Sure, if she gets all emaciated the tit's will go, but the article bosoms appear to be legitimate, albeit augmented by additional fatness elsewhere.

So long as hourglass is maintained, I'm OK with it. When hourglass becomes apple, I lose the interest.

LL316:

Safe for work maybe, but not safe for my eyes.

Ugly chicks try harder. Especially if they're also stupid.

Pfft, I've been with worse...

I'd be curious to see the one on the right in a more favorable photo. The other just looks like No.

Bruxellensis: meatofmystery: BurnShrike: "As I approached the subjects I observed the two females engaged in an unnatural and lascivious act in public view," a report states.

Unnatural? Sex and nudity?

Grow the fark up.

came to say this. if you can do it ..whatever "it" is..without mechanical aid, it's probably natural.

Although it's sometimes better with mechanical aid.

if it's with the ladies in question, we'd be talking chemical aid...lots and lots of it.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: teylix: kind of hits on a pet peeve of mine.

tits that got big because fat had nowhere else to go does not count, sry. they're just fat.

Nossir. There's plenty of women out there with HUGE bean-bag chair bellies. Great barrels of fat-bodied, football shaped fatness with very small breasts and flat, hatchet-asses. They have no more breast than a fat man with moobs. Likewise, narrow hips and ass, just belly that goes on for farking ever. The Big Tit is its own thing and occurs independent of the fatboditude of the woman. Sure, if she gets all emaciated the tit's will go, but the article bosoms appear to be legitimate, albeit augmented by additional fatness elsewhere.

So long as hourglass is maintained, I'm OK with it. When hourglass becomes apple, I lose the interest.

Is there a such thing as a dayglass? Or maybe a milleniaglass figure?

Remember kids, two 5s add up to a 10. As do five 2s.

BurnShrike: "As I approached the subjects I observed the two females engaged in an unnatural and lascivious act in public view," a report states.

Unnatural? Sex and nudity?

Grow the fark up.

to be fair, that's what the statute she violated is called

Link (new window)

skullkrusher: BurnShrike: "As I approached the subjects I observed the two females engaged in an unnatural and lascivious act in public view," a report states.

Unnatural? Sex and nudity?

Grow the fark up.

to be fair, that's what the statute she violated is called

Link (new window)

This is Fark! I don't come here for fairness!

What is this world coming to when two drunk fat chicks can't put on a softcore sex show for attention at the local dive bar? Hell where I live this type of thing happens all of the time without anybody calling the cops. We call it 1 am Sunday morning.

Would hit them both at once like The Ghost of Sparta.

/don't care what color her eyes are, so butterface ain't an issue
//bet the complaint was from some jealous gf

JohnnyShotMe: AngryJailhouseFistfark: teylix: kind of hits on a pet peeve of mine.

tits that got big because fat had nowhere else to go does not count, sry. they're just fat.

Nossir. There's plenty of women out there with HUGE bean-bag chair bellies. Great barrels of fat-bodied, football shaped fatness with very small breasts and flat, hatchet-asses. They have no more breast than a fat man with moobs. Likewise, narrow hips and ass, just belly that goes on for farking ever. The Big Tit is its own thing and occurs independent of the fatboditude of the woman. Sure, if she gets all emaciated the tit's will go, but the article bosoms appear to be legitimate, albeit augmented by additional fatness elsewhere.

So long as hourglass is maintained, I'm OK with it. When hourglass becomes apple, I lose the interest.

Is there a such thing as a dayglass? Or maybe a milleniaglass figure?

Florence Flask?

Big-breasted women arrested? Another Puma Swede blowjob gone awry? Let's check this...

WTF? Were they filming an Andrea Dworkin XXX parody?

mhd: WTF? Were they filming an Andrea Dworkin XXX parody?

That's my new band name.

The blonde looks like Jabba the Hutt.

Andrea Dworkin found a great career niche because nobody ever wanted to fark her in the first place.

Women....or trolls? The one of the left has a beard.

BurnShrike: skullkrusher: BurnShrike: "As I approached the subjects I observed the two females engaged in an unnatural and lascivious act in public view," a report states.

Unnatural? Sex and nudity?

Grow the fark up.

to be fair, that's what the statute she violated is called

Link (new window)

This is Fark! I don't come here for fairness!

hehe touche