And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop-owner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show.

Star of the day?? BAN IT!!!

Sri Lanka is an anagram for Rhino Fellaters. Fact.

Also, the government committed war crimes.

It's funny because it's true.

oh you farker's aren't gonna stop until all of Sri Lanka has no access to Fark. What will they do then? Start another shooting war, and it will all be your fault.

I've heard all Sri Lankan politicians like it, in the butt.

Arthur C. Clarke was too good for them.

Funny, I heard that the leaders of Sri Lanka are egomaniacal murderers, like king Bimbo of Thailand, but unlike Bimbo, preside over a nation of fewer skank prostitutes and more war criminals.

//Two for the price of one.//

Fista-Phobia: Star of the day?? BAN IT!!!

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Was this from "Gunt of the day?"

Sri Lanka = Heaven for fat chicks.

The soil in Sri Lanka is very fertile. As are the gunts, apparently.

Sri Lanka?
More like Skank Lanka?
Amirite?

tricycleracer: And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop-owner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show.

And we're done.

Subbys trying to add Fark to the list. Hey Subby- Farks not a news site!

Seth'n'Spectrum

what happened?

Thanks a lot subby, I am in Sri Lanka, if this site gets blocked for me its your damn fault! Do you know how awful it is in Sri Lanka, Fark is my only refuge. This country is filled with a dirty brown folk, who yammer and smack in some sort of monkey speech. Its truely awful. This place is beyond repair, quite frankly the US or other western powers should just take it over, kill all it inhabitants and then divvy up the natural resources for peoples and places more worthy.

Sri Lanka, fark this place!

I am deeply concerned.

johan heggs tiny man nipples: This place is beyond repair, quite frankly the US or other western powers should just take it over, kill all it inhabitants and then divvy up the natural resources for peoples and places more worthy.

I call dibs on one of the tea plantations.

Props for the clever headline, but SL is of course a tropical paradise with amazing people and a bright future now that the shooting/bombing is mostly stopped.

Y'all should go take a look.

You just made the list buddy.

/now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you

FTFA:

"We published our reports independently and accurately. We always presented the both sides of the story,"

///THAT'S why you were closed down!

21-7-b: Seth'n'Spectrum

what happened?

They decided to run over the Tamils at the very end. Apparently, it wasn't pretty.

Went there earlier this year - beautiful place and really friendly people. Beats the hell out of India any day of the week.

Sri Lanka eats the peanuts from the other asian asshole king's shiat

Sri Lanka is my favorite place. Spent a couple months there in the 80s when it was a 3-way civil war between the govt, the LTTE, and the JVP with no good guys.

Was there last year for the first time since. Prosperous and active. I just submitted a proposal for a job there and I hope I can spend a year there.

Wonderful place.

MSFT: Went there earlier this year - beautiful place and really friendly people. Beats the hell out of India any day of the week.

I call it "India Lite"

WanPhat: MSFT: Went there earlier this year - beautiful place and really friendly people. Beats the hell out of India any day of the week.

I call it "India Lite"

I call it "India Happy & Hot"

Extra credit for insulting Sri Lanka and King of Thailand in the same post.

What an outrage! I'll have you know that Sri Lanka's leaders bathe daily in only the most exotic and expensive donkey ejaculate available, and the female members of parliament have consistently dominated the competition in the World Beard and Moustache Championships.

SHUT.DOWN.EVERYTHING.

/oh, thats another island off the eastern coast of a large continent?

I love Sri Lanka and the people, but they all suffer from voice immodulation. I go deaf whenever the fiance talks to his friends or family.

jake_lex: You know who else was a douche? That scumbag Ataturk. What a piece of garbage that guy was.

/wants to see how many countries this thread can get Fark banned from

And how about the Royal Family in Thailand? Bunch of self-centered pricks. I heard they sell Nazi memorabilia on eBay to the Scientologists.

/this is fun

Petit_Merdeux: This is my last roller coaster ride

[Instantly favorited]

Let's play McRad at 3am, and tell the neighbors they can all farked!

Petit_Merdeux: This is my last roller coaster ride

Came for this, leaving satisfied :)

EmmaLou: I love Sri Lanka and the people, but they all suffer from voice immodulation. I go deaf whenever the fiance talks to his friends or family.

Maybe that is intentional... - if you learn the language, don't let on...