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(Reuters) Followup 400-meter-wide asteroid to now pass only 200,000 miles from the Earth. Or in NASA terms, a direct hit   (reuters.com) divider line 24
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2011-11-07 09:32:58 AM
Should I start up my Aerosmith playlist?
 
2011-11-07 09:34:02 AM
"Near miss?" "WTF is a near miss?"

/RIP
 
2011-11-07 09:35:38 AM
Thousands of amateur and professional astronomers are expected to track YU 55's approach, which will be visible from the planet's northern hemisphere. It will be too dim to be seen with the naked eye, however, and it will be moving too fast for viewing by the Hubble Space Telescope.

"The best time to observe it would be in the early evening on November 8 from the East Coast of the United States," Yeomans said. "It is going to be very faint, even at its closest approach. You will need a decent-sized telescope to be able to actually see the object as it flies by."


Aww... :(
 
2011-11-07 09:37:38 AM
Has the President contacted Bruce Willis and Steve Buscemi yet?
 
2011-11-07 09:40:19 AM
Made me think of this, subby-

A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.

The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.

The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.

The statistician yells "We got him!"
 
2011-11-07 09:42:45 AM
www.newvisionpeople.org

/hot like 99
 
2011-11-07 10:05:20 AM
Hmmm... I think there's something much larger out there, and it's only 235,000 miles from missing impact with the earth....
 
2011-11-07 10:08:27 AM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-11-07 10:17:32 AM
"400-meter-wide asteroid to now pass only 200,000 miles from the Earth"

Didn't they learn their lesson regarding mixing their units?
 
2011-11-07 10:28:04 AM
Or to put it another way, you could fit almost 30 more Earths in between us and this asteroid's closest approach.

If that's hard to imagine, picture this: You throw a pebble at a basketball hoop, and it doesn't even pass inside the three point line. That's how "near" this miss is.

/Space is big. Really big.
 
2011-11-07 10:58:53 AM
Lords of Light!
 
2011-11-07 11:43:38 AM
200,000 miles!? You could drive a truck through that!
 
2011-11-07 12:02:51 PM
Trolljegeren: "400-meter-wide asteroid to now pass only 200,000 miles from the Earth"

Didn't they learn their lesson regarding mixing their units?


You're right, it should actually be:

"400-mile-wide asteroid to now pass only 200,000 meters from the Earth"

/How many rods and chains is that? What about in furlongs?
 
2011-11-07 12:13:14 PM
You guys should read this:
Gravity Keyhole (new window)

The idea that a asteroid 'comes close' and is a threat is really irrelevant unless it passes through the proper keyhole for it's orbit. A big asteroid could come within 5000 miles of Earth and be less of a threat than one far away that makes it's pass through the keyhole. Sometimes the keyhole is as small as a few meters in diameter, rarely is it more than a mile in diameter.

It is really interesting stuff.
 
2011-11-07 12:37:20 PM
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Trolljegeren: "400-meter-wide asteroid to now pass only 200,000 miles from the Earth"

Didn't they learn their lesson regarding mixing their units?

You're right, it should actually be:

"400-mile-wide asteroid to now pass only 200,000 meters from the Earth"

/How many rods and chains is that? What about in furlongs?


Bzzzzzt. Sorry, but no.

We would have accepted either:
'1200-foot wide asteroid to now pass only 200,000 miles from the Earth,' OR '400-meter-wide asteroid to now pass only 323,000 kilometers from the Earth.

/rod=5.5 yards=16.5 ft.
//chain=66 ft.
///furlong=660 ft.
 
2011-11-07 12:40:50 PM
the_geek: "Near miss?" "WTF is a near miss?"

/RIP


Came to post this, leaving satisfied.

/miss ya george, maybe one day we'll invent technology capable of retrieving your frisbee off the roof.
 
2011-11-07 01:05:04 PM
Trolljegeren: Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Trolljegeren: "400-meter-wide asteroid to now pass only 200,000 miles from the Earth"

Didn't they learn their lesson regarding mixing their units?

You're right, it should actually be:

"400-mile-wide asteroid to now pass only 200,000 meters from the Earth"

/How many rods and chains is that? What about in furlongs?

Bzzzzzt. Sorry, but no.

We would have accepted either:
'1200-foot wide asteroid to now pass only 200,000 miles from the Earth,' OR '400-meter-wide asteroid to now pass only 323,000 kilometers from the Earth.

/rod=5.5 yards=16.5 ft.
//chain=66 ft.
///furlong=660 ft.


In other news, my moderately lame and dryish sense of humor passed within 7 meters, 1 link and 3 inches of your head, avoiding collision.
 
2011-11-07 01:15:06 PM
Trolljegeren: "400-meter-wide asteroid to now pass only 200,000 miles from the Earth"

Didn't they learn their lesson regarding mixing their units?


ROFL

nope

you would think the solution is actually QUITE EASY.
1) pick a STANDARD. ANY STANDARD
2) fire ANYONE who doesnt use the STANDARD. PERIOD.
3) problem solved. forever.

the group which wasnt using the standard for the mars observer should never be allowed to work in the field again. ever. because of them, billions of dollars were pissed away. because they were "right"

/god I hate tech snobs. unix/apple/betamax/metric/etc
/yes windows sucks. but at least I dont have to recompile the kernel.
/get off my lawn. I was making changes to Minix before you were born.
 
2011-11-07 01:16:18 PM
I heard through my Astro club that it is going to pass within 1 degree of Altair and will pass very close to Epsilon Delphini during its closest approach.

Altair pass will be at 6:07:30 PM EST
Epsilon Delphini will be at 6:28:30 EST

You'll be able to see it in your scope if you look toward these stars at these times.
 
2011-11-07 03:53:35 PM
To a scientist, anything within the orbit of the Moon is "too close for comfort".

I call this the George Strait Rule, which I have named after the man who wrote the country song "All of my exes live in Texas".
 
2011-11-07 03:58:44 PM
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe it shrinks to the size of a Chihuahua's head after hitting the ocean?

Agent 99: Yes, Max, of course I would, if you say so.
 
2011-11-07 04:49:12 PM
Praise the Sun!
 
2011-11-07 11:01:54 PM
FTFA: "The best time to observe it would be in the early evening on November 8 from the East Coast of the United States," Yeomans said. "It is going to be very faint, even at its closest approach. You will need a decent-sized telescope to be able to actually see the object as it flies by."

I think this is a plot by Florida Republicans to keep us distracted while they futz with tomorrow's election results.
 
2011-11-07 11:23:28 PM
Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: "The best time to observe it would be in the early evening on November 8 from the East Coast of the United States," Yeomans said. "It is going to be very faint, even at its closest approach. You will need a decent-sized telescope to be able to actually see the object as it flies by."

I think this is a plot by Florida Republicans to keep us distracted while they futz with tomorrow's election results.


now that I think about it.....
 
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