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(Daily Mail) Spiffy Things to do during the 2011 Tour de France: Win five stages, check. Win the Green Jersey, check. Knock up hottie Page Three model girlfriend, check   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 43
More: Spiffy, Mark Cavendish, Tour de France, Peta Todd, London Olympics, Newsnight, road racing, cycling  
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2011-11-07 09:21:04 AM
Oh! Now you're just showing off!
 
2011-11-07 10:50:43 AM
Useless without angry peloton.
 
2011-11-07 10:58:50 AM
oh my god i would love to have Cavendish's baby.

//thought he was gay.
 
2011-11-07 11:47:07 AM
I thought all those hours in the saddle were supposed to affect one's erectile capacity?

Nothing some exogenous testosterone and a naked model won't fix, apparently.
 
2011-11-07 12:44:13 PM
That 'thing' is 24? Either that's an awful camera or her skin looks like 40 year old.
 
2011-11-07 01:02:49 PM
The same girl did a power lap in the new reasonably priced car on Top Gear:

img.thesun.co.uk

/nothing to add really, just thought I'd point that out.
 
2011-11-07 01:16:30 PM
mysticcat: I thought all those hours in the saddle were supposed to affect one's erectile capacity?

Nothing some exogenous testosterone and a naked model won't fix, apparently.


It all has to do with the quality of the saddle you ride in.

Crappy Saddle = no sex.

Good saddle = good sex
 
2011-11-07 01:36:38 PM
She looks like she's about to cry in every one of those pictures.
 
2011-11-07 01:38:00 PM
Elfich: mysticcat: I thought all those hours in the saddle were supposed to affect one's erectile capacity?

Nothing some exogenous testosterone and a naked model won't fix, apparently.

It all has to do with the quality of the saddle you ride in.

Crappy Saddle = no sex.

Good saddle = good sex


THIS.
 
2011-11-07 01:40:23 PM
I wonder what they will name the bastard?
 
2011-11-07 01:49:08 PM
mikaloyd: I wonder what they will name the bastard?

Fat
 
2011-11-07 02:06:09 PM
mikaloyd: I wonder what they will name the bastard?

Epo
 
2011-11-07 02:40:19 PM
soze:
Crappy Saddle = no sex.

Good saddle = good sex

THIS.


Glad somebody around here appreciates me.
 
2011-11-07 02:44:35 PM
Am i the only person here that dislikes cavendish but isnt sure why?
 
2011-11-07 02:53:59 PM
I wonder what they will name the bastard?

Lance. Or maybe Lancelot.
 
2011-11-07 03:01:45 PM
HMS_Blinkin: The same girl did a power lap in the new reasonably priced car on Top Gear:

[img.thesun.co.uk image 380x250]

/nothing to add really, just thought I'd point that out.


And her time was..... one......... fourty.......... NINE....... point nine!

/sheer coincidence, the same timeframe I would disappoint her
 
2011-11-07 03:12:26 PM
Cavendish is an egomaniacal little crybaby.

And this merely seals my jealousy.
 
2011-11-07 03:24:01 PM
GIS Peta Todd NSFW

Oh My......
 
2011-11-07 03:39:38 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-11-07 04:09:19 PM
proximo: GIS Peta Todd NSFW

Oh My......


{MotherOfGod.jpg}
 
2011-11-07 04:14:48 PM
The Ghost of Tom Ace: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 390x512]

It's the fabled Ever-Cleavage!
 
2011-11-07 05:11:22 PM
rga184
I don't like him because he whines everytime he gets pipped and loves trashing his opponents at will.
 
2011-11-07 05:18:50 PM
rga184: Am i the only person here that dislikes cavendish but isnt sure why?

See: actor212 and ybishop.

My favorite sprinter was always Robbie.
 
2011-11-07 05:20:23 PM
proximo: Peta Todd

Yeah, Cav can doubly go F himself because of that, goddammit.
 
2011-11-07 05:30:39 PM
Whoa. Daaaaaaaaaamn.
 
2011-11-07 05:53:35 PM
Yeah, I liked McEwen and Cipollini. He was brash, but never boring. I liked how McEwen would come from 15 back to take a stage.
 
2011-11-07 06:28:07 PM
Wow, a cyclist with a girlfriend.
I only say that because training eats up a lot of time. Women hate that.
I suppose it's a different story when there's fame to glom onto.
 
2011-11-07 06:54:35 PM
I'd settle for just one of those things... and I don't give a shiat about cycling.
 
2011-11-07 07:21:37 PM
FTA: "Athletes often conceive girls during the racing season because their testosterone levels are low."

huh?

and, huh?

Is either of those true? Does athletic competition lower your testosterone? And does testosterone level effect gender of the child?
 
2011-11-07 08:43:39 PM
Cavendish won a lot of stages during this year's tour, as well as the green jersey so he did have a chance to meet these podium girls more than any other rider.
i want to see JJ Rojas' wife.
 
2011-11-07 08:46:22 PM
Her boobs have the power to to crush my work filter. Never hit the exit button so fast in my life.
 
2011-11-07 08:54:14 PM
Infamous El Guapo: proximo: Peta Todd

Yeah, Cav can doubly go F himself because of that, goddammit.


1000000000000000 Todds? Ouch
 
2011-11-07 09:08:47 PM
Do You Know What I Am Saying: FTA: "Athletes often conceive girls during the racing season because their testosterone levels are low."

huh?

and, huh?

Is either of those true? Does athletic competition lower your testosterone? And does testosterone level effect gender of the child?


t1.gstatic.com

Sperm does not work that way!
 
2011-11-07 09:09:42 PM
Someone who rides bikes for a living impregnated someone who gets naked for a living. Yay?
 
2011-11-07 10:00:16 PM
Damn, she's hot.

He looks like a twerp.
 
2011-11-07 10:05:53 PM
hulk hogan meat shoes: Someone who rides bikes for a living impregnated someone who gets naked for a living. Yay?

Do You Know What I Am Saying: FTA: "Athletes often conceive girls during the racing season because their testosterone levels are low."

huh?

and, huh?

Is either of those true? Does athletic competition lower your testosterone? And does testosterone level effect gender of the child?


I've heard stress in the mother can affect the child's gender. Higher the stress the more likely she will have a boy.
 
2011-11-07 11:03:20 PM
expobill 2011-11-07 08:43:39 PM
Cavendish won a lot of stages during this year's tour, as well as the green jersey so he did have a chance to meet these podium girls more than any other rider.

I'm just going to take a guess and say that all the podium girls are Frenchies and all the Page 3 girls are Brits and (I peeked at the story) these two met in Los Angeles.
 
2011-11-07 11:16:17 PM
Do You Know What I Am Saying: FTA: "Athletes often conceive girls during the racing season because their testosterone levels are low."

huh?

and, huh?

Is either of those true? Does athletic competition lower your testosterone? And does testosterone level effect gender of the child?


No. If it is true that cyclists conceive girls, it would be for the same reasons that fighter pilots and racecar drivers do: heat. Y chromosomes degrade under higher-heat situations, and sitting with your legs together in a hot environment (like the racecar), or doing a lot of exercise that involves the pelvis (cycling) will raise the testicular temp. The Y chromosomes don't handle the heat, but the X chromosomes do. Therefore, more girls.
 
2011-11-08 01:27:44 AM
And Alberto Contador just married John Elway's sister. Whoa Nelly!

Pic too large (new window)
 
2011-11-08 09:19:16 AM
relaxitsjustme: And Alberto Contador just married John Elway's sister. Whoa Nelly!

Pic too large (new window)


Damn, that is one busted grill. Neigh!!
 
2011-11-08 12:38:49 PM
Ah! Just another reason to hate that whiny little jackass.
 
2011-11-08 04:36:50 PM
gregario: Ah! Just another reason to hate that whiny little jackass.

why? he is a talent, very fast sprinter and kinda classy for euro cyclist.
He was interviewed after a stage win in theTDF and dropped the S bomb when he was told several riders crash out of the race, including his rival tyler farrar. Mark was remorseful and felt bad.
 
2011-11-09 08:19:09 PM
Even my strict GIS came back NSFW. Yowza!
 
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