Oh no, not the bees!

Pungent.

Bees?

Miami Man Found Dead Inside Home Full Of Bees

He was full of bees? Weird.

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Bees?

no BEADS!

Mason was trying to renovate the home on a limited budget and had tried to fog spray the hive in the wall, and then tried to patch up the hole in the wall with tape.

obviously, it was karma

Is this next week's murder on Dexter?

*sip* OW! *sip* OW! *sip* OW! *sip* OW!

You know, I've decided I do not like coffee covered in bees.

Tired, but oblig nonetheless

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Tired, but oblig nonetheless

Nick Cage in Everything that Pays!

Man dies mysteriously. But oh wait. His brother said he fell from chair. Oh but wait again. His teenage daughter found him dead....

/Obviously, Poltergeists, was the cause of death.

Bees are one thing. It's hornets I don't wanna mess with.

like my women like I like my coffee, in a plastic cup.

/what?! subby already did the covered covered in bees bit of it
//you're always in here all the time with the farking matches
///you don't talk to me that way
////you don't talk to me that way
////you fark my wife?

Matthew Keene: Bees are one thing. It's hornets I don't wanna mess with.

As a teenager my parents tasked me with removing a hornets nest looking just about like that. A friend and I stuck a pole out the window of the pickup, duct-taped a trash bag around it and the window, and drove back and forth and jousted with it until we finally knocked it down.

I'd love to say that it landed in the back of the truck and we got stung like hell trying to get out, but actually it landed on the ground and I drove over it a few times.

I wish I were a white trash bumpkin so that I could claim tons more stories like this, but alas, mine was a mostly posh upbringing.

A teenage girl found her father dead inside his home that was infested with thousands of bees living inside the walls, report the Miami Herald.

Donald Mason, 49, was found in the upstairs bedroom of a Miami home that he was renovating. Investigators have not determined the cause of death, but his brother told the paper, Mason hit fell from a chair while swatting at a swarm of bees and hit his head.

Mason was trying to renovate the home on a limited budget and had tried to fog spray the hive in the wall, and then tried to patch up the hole in the wall with tape.


Gotta love news articles written by people than can barely speak English.

Willie Sklaroff, also known as 'the bee man,' who runs a bee extermination company was called into help and said there were at leas 60,000 bees living inside the walls of the house,

I can envision him "One, two, three, fou . . . Sixty thousand whew!

JasonOfOrillia: You know, I've decided I do not like coffee covered in bees.

Hey, normally I wouldn't post such an off-thread thing as this, but it kinda turned me on. I like a **little** bit of sugar in coffee to take the bitter edge off. I tried about half a teaspoon of honey the other day and DAMN that was some awesome coffee. How did I not know this? Are the bees conspiring with the coffee bushes? I want to blame the Bushes.

I like my coffee like I like my women



...in a plastic cup.

Seen in the area earlier, toting a hive in a tupperware box. Wanted for questioning.

ox45tallboy: This thread needs more sexy bees

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OK, here.







And does the tag get Sundays off now?

Nothing about the hot anchor?
/I would hit it like an angry swarm

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like my women like I like my coffee, in a plastic cup.

/what?! subby already did the covered covered in bees bit of it
//you're always in here all the time with the farking matches
///you don't talk to me that way
////you don't talk to me that way
////you fark my wife?

I am your wife and I farked her.

/oh, no! Space monkeys!

Ambivalence: I'm wondering if it was actually hornets and not bees. Hornets are actually meat eating insects. I remember someone left a turkey leg on a grill on their back porch and the next morning, looking through the glass door, it was COVERED in hornets.

I am not aware of bees eating meat.

It is my understanding that bees do not eat meat. Hornets and yellow jackets will. The most unsettling thing I've seen from the insect world was at an event I was attending years ago. A rather hefty yellow jacket landed on a deli tray, and flew off with the biggest piece of roast beef he could manage.

A curse...he obviously has done things that were not correct to do...

I blame Justin Bee-ber.