Ta Da!

Drew has kids?

hej: Or as Fark calls it, "monday."

Are you drunk?
:P

Cat With Two Heads: Can someone explain the verb "sideswipe" to me? I have no context outside of the N64 game Blast Corps.

Here ya go.... Link :) (new window)

You know what blowing a .346 means? It means the cop doesn't know how to do a breath test properly.

Thisbymaster: Did he take a swig of makers mark before blowing on the tube? Anyway this thread is now about Whiskey.
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You're a good man. Well... a terrible man. Errr.... a good terrible man. Either way, I like the cut of your jib sailor.

JasonOfOrillia: God forbid this person be prohibited from having a drivers license. Or owning a gun.

Or voting.

RepoManTSM: Can someone smarter than me do the math on how many drinks a .346 requires?

The equivalent of 21-23 1.25 oz. servings of whiskey over the course of 4 hours based upon each serving raising your BAC .02 and the metabolism of the same at the rate of .02 per hour on an average American male (220-240 lbs.). Or, if you prefer, 6-7 Long Island Iced Teas in said time period. That is, at least the way mine were made when I still drank alcohol.

Think about that: 21+ shots in 4 hours. Most people would be in the hospital or in a world of hurt, and this guy made it far enough to hit a police car. This is his 2nd DUI. Anyone want to guess how many times he made it home drunk out of his gourd? Hundreds, I'd bet. This guy is an alcoholic, any reasonable person can state that without fear of being contradicted.

Really, though, I only wonder one thing: what's his Fark handle?

blows a .346 on the breathalyzer

Wow! The most I ever blew was a .19, and I was PARKED, SOBERING UP, when the cops came and arrested me for being in possession of a motor vehicle while crocked.

I don't think I could have gotten THAT drunk and remained conscious.

Of course, I learned my lesson, after having to get a lawyer to get the charges dropped, having to spend some time at the station proving I was drunk, and being ignored as I was explaining just why I was SITTING THERE and not moving.

Next time I got plastered, I drove home.

That's barely more than 0.1 per child, which seems like a reasonable amount of alcohol consumption required for putting up with kids. Jail might be a nice escape

Rik01: blows a .346 on the breathalyzer

Wow! The most I ever blew was a .19, and I was PARKED, SOBERING UP, when the cops came and arrested me for being in possession of a motor vehicle while crocked.

I don't think I could have gotten THAT drunk and remained conscious.

Of course, I learned my lesson, after having to get a lawyer to get the charges dropped, having to spend some time at the station proving I was drunk, and being ignored as I was explaining just why I was SITTING THERE and not moving.

Next time I got plastered, I drove home.

Well I'm glad to see you learnt something from your experience!

After all, if we stop learning, we stop living...

/The location in your profile, it fits you!