Step 1: Depose Taxbongo from power.
Step 2: Job creators will create millions of jobs, knowing that their taxes will be lowered and the government will stay out of their business.

Or is that too hard for you to figure out, subby?

if you have everyone pay something on the tax code, you get fairness, and if you repeal Obamacare, you create millions of jobs as well.


... Oh boy.

It's strange watching a person who is running for the presidency go insane at the same time. Kind of fun.

Mike_LowELL: Step 1: Depose Taxbongo from power.
Step 2: Job creators will create millions of jobs, knowing that their taxes will be lowered and the government will stay out of their business.

Or is that too hard for you to figure out, subby?

Behold the power of Jebus™

It'll be a cheap commute with all that $2 gas, too.

I am physically sick of the Republican party and her apologists.

Yes, "her". Like a yacht. Deal with it Republicans.

Can I have a pony?

She's going to legalize prostitution??

Lorelle: She's going to legalize prostitution??

Running for political office is still legal.

Lorelle: She's going to legalize prostitution??

Nah, that would create only about 300K

The rest would be bootleg ho's.

baka-san: Nah, that would create only about 300K

The rest would be bootleg ho's.

How dee!

How are yer aminals??

baka-san: Lorelle: She's going to legalize prostitution??

Nah, that would create only about 300K

The rest would be bootleg ho's.

Mass-produced in China and sold on the street next to knock-off Prada bags?

You fool! Don't you see the answer is in your own sentence? She's going to create "Fantasyland;" a wonderful new place full of rides and games. It'll cover a million acres and employ three million people in menial, grinding, dead-end jobs, mostly involving cotton candy and mops.

...what? You thought she meant viable jobs with a living wage? Pardon me while I laugh. A ha ha ha. Ah HA ha ha ha! Maybe if you get two of them.

"The principles are what's important. Only 53 percent of the American people pay any federal income tax, (and) 47 percent of the people pay zero federal income tax. That's not fair. Everyone benefits from this magnificent country. Everyone needs to pay something, even if it's only 10 dollars. Everyone needs to be invested. I believe we have to broaden the base to include every American. It's about time, and it's only fair.''

Michele Bachmann wants to raise taxes on almost half of Americans. There's your sound bite.

Her "plan" by definition, also involves getting rid of the Earned Income Tax Credit, I think. So we're talking about a massive shifting of the tax base onto the poorest Americans.

She already told us that she would eliminate minimum wage so that we could all get jobs at "whatever level"

dahmers love zombie: Her "plan" by definition, also involves getting rid of the Earned Income Tax Credit, I think. So we're talking about a massive shifting of the tax base onto the poorest Americans.

Don't you realize it's awesome to be poor in this country? You get all sorts of free stuff and you don't have to pay taxes. It sucks to be rich, though. In fact, it sucks so much to be rich ("Mo money, mo problems," if you will) that they're pretty much sacrificing themselves for us by having all that money.

Is her own party even taking her seriously anymore?

Asa Phelps: She already told us that she would eliminate minimum wage so that we could all get jobs at "whatever level"

I guarantee you there will be plenty of jobs in the "pulling the handle on the guillotine" field.

NewportBarGuy: Can I have a pony?

Ed Finnerty: Is her own party even taking her seriously anymore?

A few take her seriously but not for the reasons you think

GreenAdder: You get all sorts of free stuff and you don't have to pay taxes.

I heard that most of them have refrigerators and tv's, too.

How many of those jobs are part of the Iran Invasion Force (a.k.a. Inconvenient Armageddon)?

Ed Finnerty: Is her own party even taking her seriously anymore?

Never taken her seriously. She is nucking futs.

NewportBarGuy: Can I have a pony?

You've got the appropriate hat.

Peter von Nostrand:

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That's her job-creation strategy, BTW.

/lots of big brown dicks in her mouth

By building an oil rig in every back yard and giving massive tax breaks for the wealthy and repealing minimum wage (thus creating millions of jobs in the exciting world of domestic servitude!)

NewportBarGuy: Can I have a pony?

No.

/not yours

Lorelle: How dee!

How are yer aminals??

Good, and from me and Zen, "Yer Welcome!"

ecmoRandomNumbers: The rest would be bootleg ho's.

Mass-produced in China and sold on the street next to knock-off Prada bags?

Yep!

Illegal whores coming here and stealing our meth whore jobs!

gameshowhost: Peter von Nostrand:

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That's her job-creation strategy, BTW.

/lots of big brown dicks in her mouth

Marcus is fully supportive and will help as needed

More big news from the Batshiat Crazy Party. Please forgive my complete lack of surprise that Bachmann said something ridiculous, again. It'll be the shock of my life to hear her say anything that employs logic.

Seriously, she was a tax attorney? How the hell did she graduate high school, let alone pass the bar? Is the curve that low in Minnesota? Ohhhh. Oral Roberts University. That explains it.

Lately I just think she's trolling for the attention, to keep her name in the news. Saying stupid shiat is a very effective way to do that.

Her crazy eyes really give me the creeps.

Peter von Nostrand: gameshowhost: Peter von Nostrand:

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That's her job-creation strategy, BTW.

/lots of big brown dicks in her mouth

Marcus is fully supportive and will help as needed

*imagining him as a charles nelson-reillyesque doorman*

monty666: It's strange watching a person who is running for the presidency go insane at the same time. Kind of fun.

I don't think that word means what you think it does.

Lorelle: She's going to legalize prostitution??

Please? Can you imagine the tax revenue from legalizing pot and pussy?

I say, let's give her plan a try. Since nobody is interested in really fixing the real problems why not go with the crazy train?

Keep it coming, Michele, I'm still laughing.

Satanic_Hamster: "I intend to create millions of jobs,' she told Matt Lauer. "Just by legalizing American energy production, you create 1.4 million jobs, (and) if you have everyone pay something on the tax code, you get fairness, and if you repeal Obamacare, you create millions of jobs as well. Mine is a pro-job plan. That's what people want, and that's what they're excited about in Iowa.'

That's a word salad that Sarah Palin would be jealous of.

YELLOL: Naw, it's easier to call her crazy and make jokes about prostitution.

So you think she's not crazy, eh?

All righty then.

al's hat: Sabyen91: Lorelle: She's going to legalize prostitution??

Please? Can you imagine the tax revenue from legalizing pot and pussy?

Well...if pot were legal and you grew your own really good stuff then you probably wouldn't have to pay for pussy.

Dammit, you have thrown a wrench into my brilliant plan!