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2011-11-06 04:30:19 PM
The same thing that Honda users do when talking to drivers of BMW M3/M6s: "Yeah, umm when at the top end of first gear, and in a turn, with a tailwind, my Civic is as fast as your car."
 
2011-11-06 04:33:18 PM
Without the iPhone, there would be no android.

Now I am an Android user, and even I understand that and must give credit to Steve Jobs and the folks at Apple. Now the reason I don't use the iPhone is:

1. Price

2. I don't like having to be tied down to a contract and hate ATT with an absolute passion.
 
2011-11-06 04:59:37 PM
gaslight: The same thing that Honda users do when talking to drivers of BMW M3/M6s: "Yeah, umm when at the top end of first gear, and in a turn, with a tailwind, my Civic is as fast as your car."

I drove an Audi and that was the worst piece of crap excuse for a vehicle I had ever purchased. It makes anything by Ford look like a masterpiece
 
2011-11-06 04:59:58 PM
This whole article is a strawman.

Android users hate the iPhone because Android users think blah blah blah.

Maybe this Android user doesn't give a rat's ass about the software and is more about the hardware...

And AT&T sucks a Satanic goat anus.
 
2011-11-06 05:04:04 PM
I have 3 batteries for my Droid 2. I like being able to switch them out when I need to. Other than that, I'd love to have an iPhone because of the syncing capability with my MacBook.
 
2011-11-06 05:09:04 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: This whole article is a strawman.

Android users hate the iPhone because Android users think blah blah blah.

Maybe this Android user doesn't give a rat's ass about the software and is more about the hardware...

And AT&T sucks a Satanic goat anus.


Well you have to admit that Apple had one hell of a PR campaign, and gave the A-list celebrities free iPhones, and once you see a starlette using it, every fanboy/girl in the world wants one too
 
2011-11-06 05:10:41 PM
I'm not a fangirl. Different devices suit different peoples' tastes, these ones work for me. I will say that I don't get why some people rag on the fact that iOS is easy to use and learn. It is, and i dont consider that a fault. I don't feel the need to have something more complicated simply to prove to others that I'm not an entry-level user.
 
2011-11-06 05:11:47 PM
I use an Android phone and give not one fark about who else does or doesn't, and I have no opinion of iPhone users as a group.
 
2011-11-06 05:17:03 PM
MidnightSkulker: I'm not a fangirl. Different devices suit different peoples' tastes, these ones work for me. I will say that I don't get why some people rag on the fact that iOS is easy to use and learn. It is, and i dont consider that a fault. I don't feel the need to have something more complicated simply to prove to others that I'm not an entry-level user.

It's not that it's easy to learn, it's that it's so simplistic isn't extraordinarily limited. I have six buttons for my phone, plus a full keyboard. Playing with an iPhone feels like going from something designed for an adult to a kid's toy. There is such a thing as too simple.
 
2011-11-06 05:17:47 PM
I have a Droid X, various Apple products (iPad, Mini, Macbook Pro,) and [counting] six or seven windows boxen.

What does that say about me?

I like my droid. One of the reasons I got it is because my son has had an iPhone since the original, he's up to the iPhone 4, and has hated every single one with a deep an abiding passion. His work requires that he carry one (they pay for it,) and he would give anything to switch to a Droid. I respect his opinion, so when my blackberry died and I wanted a touchscreen AND I wanted to ditch ATT for Verizon, I chose a Droid X. My only regret is I didn't get a Droid Pro. My big 'ol sausage-fingered pipefitter's hands don't like the touch screen keyboards.
 
2011-11-06 05:18:04 PM
GAT_00: MidnightSkulker: I'm not a fangirl. Different devices suit different peoples' tastes, these ones work for me. I will say that I don't get why some people rag on the fact that iOS is easy to use and learn. It is, and i dont consider that a fault. I don't feel the need to have something more complicated simply to prove to others that I'm not an entry-level user.

It's not that it's easy to learn, it's that it's so simplistic isn't it feels extraordinarily limited. I have six buttons for my phone, plus a full keyboard. Playing with an iPhone feels like going from something designed for an adult to a kid's toy. There is such a thing as too simple.


I think I need to start proofreading my posts.
 
2011-11-06 05:41:26 PM
Well I just like things with a lowercase i at the beginning followed by a capital letter.
 
2011-11-06 05:45:56 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: This whole article is a strawman.

Android users hate the iPhone because Android users think blah blah blah.

Maybe this Android user doesn't give a rat's ass about the software and is more about the hardware...

And AT&T sucks a Satanic goat anus.


" And AT&T sucks a Satanic goat anus.

You leave my satanic goat out of this!
 
2011-11-06 05:52:46 PM
GAT_00: It's not that it's easy to learn, it's that it's so simplistic isn't extraordinarily limited. I have six buttons for my phone, plus a full keyboard. Playing with an iPhone feels like going from something designed for an adult to a kid's toy. There is such a thing as too simple.

There's 5 buttons on the iPhone including the silent switch. What's so magical about the 6th button?
 
2011-11-06 05:56:23 PM
I don't trust smart phones yet. I break many things, in unfortunate and unlikely ways. I need a phone that I can trust to make calls and send texts. My simple phone is all that I need. So there.
 
2011-11-06 05:59:11 PM
The iPhone: smart phones for dumb users.

/That could be their next advertising campaign, and they'll still make another zillion dollars.
 
2011-11-06 06:08:39 PM
GAT_00:

It's not that it's easy to learn, it's that it's so simplistic isn't extraordinarily limited. I have six buttons for my phone, plus a full keyboard. Playing with an iPhone feels like going from something designed for an adult to a kid's toy. There is such a thing as too simple.


My iPhone is a device that does what I want it to, in ways I want it to, and it works for me. If I wanted something more complex, I'd have purchased something else.
 
2011-11-06 06:37:18 PM
Trance750: 1. Price

2. I don't like having to be tied down to a contract and hate ATT with an absolute passion.


1) the iPhone can be had for as little as $99.
2) it's available from AT&T, Sprint and Verizon.

i think your points may have been valid a few years ago, but i think they may be questionable now.
 
2011-11-06 06:57:08 PM
I like that you can have an install package of preconfigured network / email settings for users on an iPhone. This way you can just email the link (or post it on a website) to the users and not have to explain to 10,000 users how to set up IMAP for their phone.
 
2011-11-06 07:00:53 PM
itsdan: GAT_00: It's not that it's easy to learn, it's that it's so simplistic isn't extraordinarily limited. I have six buttons for my phone, plus a full keyboard. Playing with an iPhone feels like going from something designed for an adult to a kid's toy. There is such a thing as too simple.

There's 5 buttons on the iPhone including the silent switch. What's so magical about the 6th button?


Are you including the touchscreen home buttons? Those don't count. I mean actual buttons outside of the screen.

Also, I still have a keyboard.
 
2011-11-06 07:04:21 PM
Trance750: Without the iPhone, there would be no android.

uhh... no

Apple has never ever ever been innovative, Jobs was a master of convergence, bringing a bunch of tech already out there into a cute package and locking it with proprietary crap

touch screen phones exsisted before the iphone along with every tech seen in the iphone
 
2011-11-06 07:19:48 PM
zedster: Trance750: Without the iPhone, there would be no android.

uhh... no

Apple has never ever ever been innovative, Jobs was a master of convergence, bringing a bunch of tech already out there into a cute package and locking it with proprietary crap

touch screen phones exsisted before the iphone along with every tech seen in the iphone


regardless - due to apple's success with the iPhone, every smartphone now looks like an iPhone instead of a blackberry. and every smart phone tries to do the app thing, only it pales in comparison.
 
2011-11-06 07:28:24 PM
I would have imagined that a fair number of Android users are ex-iPhone users, such as myself. Once you realise how little you can do with an iPhone the Android is an awesome replacement.
 
2011-11-06 07:40:27 PM
They both seem pretty neat to me. But I really don't want to be that connected to everything at all times. I guess I am just stubborn.
 
2011-11-06 07:41:52 PM
Its easier to get laid if you whip out an iPhone.

/I am actually being serious
//Having an iPad helps
///And a 27 inch iMac, too
////Girls like guys who look like they are loaded
 
2011-11-06 07:42:35 PM
About all this AT&T being crap talk...

You all know iPhone is available on Sprint and Verizon as well right?

I love all the potential my Android has, and most useful apps are free.
 
2011-11-06 07:42:54 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: I don't trust smart phones yet. I break many things, in unfortunate and unlikely ways. I need a phone that I can trust to make calls and send texts. My simple phone is all that I need. So there.

But, you can't send peener pics.
 
2011-11-06 07:49:38 PM
I have no problem with someone who looks at the phones available and decides to buy an iPhone. It's a nice phone. It's the people who just buy an iPhone because they really think there is no other phone that can do what it does and just didn't look at any others.

Status symbol? Yeah, if there are hundreds of people queuing up at midnight to get the latest iPhone, they're doing it for status. I would never buy a phone before having the chance to read up actual reviews and try it and compare it to other phones.
 
2011-11-06 07:56:59 PM
djkutch: Uchiha_Cycliste: I don't trust smart phones yet. I break many things, in unfortunate and unlikely ways. I need a phone that I can trust to make calls and send texts. My simple phone is all that I need. So there.

But, you can't send peener pics.


why not? Even 20 dollar phones have cameras in them.
 
2011-11-06 07:57:40 PM
that wasn't the right way to respond... was it.
 
2011-11-06 07:57:44 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: I break many things, in unfortunate and unlikely ways.

noting the IPad I have currently awaiting repair for a cracked screen, I sadly agree.
 
2011-11-06 07:58:16 PM
I like my Android phone. My friend with an iPhone likes my Android better too. But I don't buy any of those crazy theories why iPhone users like iPhones nor do I care why.
 
2011-11-06 08:03:55 PM
Flint Ironstag: I have no problem with someone who looks at the phones available and decides to buy an iPhone. It's a nice phone. It's the people who just buy an iPhone because they really think there is no other phone that can do what it does and just didn't look at any others.

Status symbol? Yeah, if there are hundreds of people queuing up at midnight to get the latest iPhone, they're doing it for status. I would never buy a phone before having the chance to read up actual reviews and try it and compare it to other phones.


Something I noticed at the airport today, all the passengers with smartphones had cases with ports for the speakers, cameras, and flashes on the back. Only the iPhone cases had a big port that only showed off the apple logo. I am not aware of any functionality associated with the logo on the back of the phone.
 
2011-11-06 08:12:34 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: that wasn't the right way to respond... was it.

:)
 
2011-11-06 08:34:24 PM
GAT_00: Are you including the touchscreen home buttons? Those don't count. I mean actual buttons outside of the screen.

Also, I still have a keyboard.



Home, Lock, Volume up, Volume down, silent slider.

I haven't looked at phones with a physical keyboard in addition to the touchscreen in awhile to be honest, the first few of them all had cheap keyboards that looked like the slider mechanism would break fairly quickly, I assume they've gotten better. Regardless, I've never missed a physical keyboard on my phone, I find using blackberry's to be a complete hassle now when I have to help someone at work figure out how to do something on them. Every button had like 2-6 contextual meanings and so the labeling is microscopic and wears off if the phone is under heavy use. On screen keyboards on either iOS or Android are far nicer to use in my opinion since the buttons can be a usable size and the contextual meanings can actually be labeled.
 
2011-11-06 08:39:43 PM
I'm an Android user.

I honestly don't give a shiat about what kind of phone you have. If you like your phone, good for you.
 
2011-11-06 08:52:29 PM
I had a Iphone it worked really great, but ATT did everything it could to piss me off. So when my contract was up I switched to Sprint and got the EVO 4g. I dont know if it was just Sprints network (I have a family plan with 4 phones), or just the Evo, but I wasn't happy. Sprint in Kansas City, its headquarters, is terrible, you get dropped calls, the 4g service is spotty at best, and missed and dropped calls all the time. The Evo (and Evo Shift for my Oldest), were neat and had cool features but the battery SUCKED. I was lucky to get 4 to 6 hours of use on it, I was getting a full day on the iphone. I couldn't run "runkeeper" (gps running app) and pandora on the evo without it crashing, or having to reboot all the time.

Switched back to ATT and the iphone. I like the iphone, got the wife one and she loves it, but the kids have androids and like them. So i guess it is what you want to do with it and what features you want (kids wanted slide out keyboards).
 
2011-11-06 09:06:43 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism: Flint Ironstag: I have no problem with someone who looks at the phones available and decides to buy an iPhone. It's a nice phone. It's the people who just buy an iPhone because they really think there is no other phone that can do what it does and just didn't look at any others.

Status symbol? Yeah, if there are hundreds of people queuing up at midnight to get the latest iPhone, they're doing it for status. I would never buy a phone before having the chance to read up actual reviews and try it and compare it to other phones.

Something I noticed at the airport today, all the passengers with smartphones had cases with ports for the speakers, cameras, and flashes on the back. Only the iPhone cases had a big port that only showed off the apple logo. I am not aware of any functionality associated with the logo on the back of the phone.


I'd never noticed that! I opened ebay and typed "iphone case" and the very first result was this one, which has exactly that. Quite a few others also do, though to be fair there are some that don't.
 
2011-11-06 09:20:27 PM
iPhone user. Tube8.com suddenly wants me to pay for shiat.
 
2011-11-06 09:50:58 PM
FlashHarry: 1) the iPhone can be had for as little as $99.
2) it's available from AT&T, Sprint and Verizon.

i think your points may have been valid a few years ago, but i think they may be questionable now.


I'd add the "it's a status symbol" item to that list too.

iPhones are just too widespread now to really be status items - now that hordes of college kids have them, and plenty more people have iPod touches before that (and get iPhones because, well, it's the same thing they're used to using, and they bought whatever apps they wanted already, so why not?).

TFA mentions that lots of people get iPhones because it's a big brand that see lots of others using, THAT one I can get behind but I don't think it's so unreasonable. People want to get something that will be compatible with the services their friends have, etc. Hell, it's the same reason everyone used to insist on Windows for their desktop - people want to use a unified platform that lots of the people they work with use. iPhone is no different - just like people wanted the "real" Office rather than OpenOffice, people want the "real" iPhone apps that they feel will have ongoing support and tons of other users.

Physical keyboard vs. not is a debate that happens inside the Android world too - I've got friends on both sides of that one.

/have an iPhone
//no case
///the one time I did have a case (on my old phone) it did not show the apple logo
 
2011-11-06 09:51:55 PM
itsdan: Home, Lock, Volume up, Volume down, silent slider.

Oh, in which case I have 9 buttons. Volume and camera activation.
 
2011-11-06 09:53:48 PM
I'm a former android user (Droid X) and a current iPhone 4 user. There was nothing wrong with my Droid X, except some batter life issues. But I like the iPhone better.

I never said the iPhone is better than an android phone. I just say that I happen to like the iPhone better.
 
2011-11-06 09:55:41 PM
GAT_00: There is such a thing as too simple.

oblig (new window)
 
2011-11-06 09:55:55 PM
I'm an iPhone user who also use Android (in tablet form). While many of the criticism aimed at iPhone users by Android users are at least a little bit valid, I want to note that just because Android is fussy and hard to use sometimes does not mean that Android users are any smarter than iPhone users.
 
2011-11-06 10:03:41 PM
btw i'm an android user that moved from a long stretch with palm o/s and mostly palm treos... after being w/o a physical keyboard for about 2 years, i can honestly say that i hate the living f*ck out of virtual keyboards and would love to have anything with real buttons again. i typed so much faster before, even on those tiny treo keys. that's really the only thing that turns me off about an iphone.

/yes palm o/s sucked nads
//no don't care what phone you use
/yes i love cake and pie
 
2011-11-06 10:03:52 PM
Trance750: I drove an Audi and that was the worst piece of crap excuse for a vehicle I had ever purchased. It makes anything by Ford look like a masterpiece

Absolutely. As a matter of fact, I think most German cars are overrated and expensive. Except maybe Porsche and some VWs. From the people I've known with Mercedes, BMW or Audi cars, they tell me it's like a never-ending series of squeaks, electrical failures and expensive mechanical failures. Turbo quitting after two years? Headlights not working after a year? Belts squeaking when turning at low speeds? What is this? 1905?

Some Bass Playing Guy: There was nothing wrong with my Droid X, except some batter life issues.

Well, if you eat it all and leave none for your phone...
 
2011-11-06 10:09:17 PM
Looks more like a blog story about what a particular iPhone user thinks Android users think about iPhone users. As for the rest of the world's opinion on the matter:

i39.tinypic.com
 
2011-11-06 10:13:38 PM
I develop apps for Android. I don't develop apps for iPhone because Apple doesn't allow you to develop for iPhone unless you buy one of their very overpriced computers. Dicks.
 
2011-11-06 10:15:02 PM
LouDobbsAwaaaay: Looks more like a blog story about what a particular iPhone user thinks Android users think about iPhone users.

imagecache.blastro.com

/not really, but hey...
 
2011-11-06 10:16:44 PM
I was awed by the first iPhone but it was out of my price range. Now I'm using android and happy with it. Siri looks like fun and I might consider an iPhone if I was due for a new contract, but once you buy into an ecosystem it's not worth switching.

I enjoy the flexibility of Android and think the OS is better than iOS, but that's only because I put CyanogenMod 7 on my phone. If I was stuck with the stock OS it would be shiat. I think for people who aren't up to putting CM7 on their phone that the iPhone is a much better choice. Fragmentation is a real problem with android.

We feel compelled to defend our big consumer choices with unfair or illogical misgivings about the competition. I'm sure a sophomore psych major or marketing professional could elaborate on this.
 
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