Nice job, subby. I snickered.

So did she take a Big Hunk out of him?

Police looking for Mr. Goodbar.

ohh henry, you were warned about her.

Biatch better have my candy.

B*tch stole my fish.

My swedish fish.

Sim Tree: I am NOT a merry man

Bravo!

If only she was one of the Three Musketeers, she could have parried

He's a goober. She sounds like she was chunky.

I used to get mad at my dad for stealing all my Reese's out of my Halloween candy stash but dammmmmmmmmmmn

He sounds like a goddamn Zagnut.

Sim Tree: I am NOT a merry man

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I am watching all of Star Trek TNG with the wife and I can't wait until this ep.

She should have got out of there twix the stealing and the stabbing. Pack a kit, feed the cat and go.

Any chance she was videotaping it for the Jimmy Fallon show's request to tell kids you ate all their candy?

Biatch laid a finger on his Butterfinger?

She gave him a rock.

He'll have a Rocky Road ahead of him....And maybe a Milky Way behind ...

Came here for "Gay Farmer," thought I'd have to say it myself, leaving satisfied that someone else was born in '83.

/confirmation?

sweet

I knew the mugshot would include a snapshot of Black Liquorish.

All, all is theft, all is unceasing and rigorous competition in nature; the desire to make off with the substance of others is the foremost - the most legitimate - passion nature has bred into us and, without doubt, the most agreeable one.
-Marquis de Sade

biatch you gonna die
-angry brotha

She won't be calling him Mr. Goodbar again any time soon...

/

I'm eating a Mr. Goodbar I bought myself for halloween so I'm getting a kick...

So basically he valued her less 3 dollar bag of candy that can be bought at the corner store. There's a love story for you.

Maybe she wanted him to take her to the Flicks.
/Paging Bird and MacDonald

Heard at his interrogation, "You won't get a peep out of me!"

She probably wouldn't give him a bit o' honey. Then again, she's not exactly a sweet tart so he gave it to her in the watchamacallit.

What a Goober

cowgirl toffee: I bet it was over candy corn.
Sad.

DON'T LAY A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER CANDY CORN

/addicted to the stuff

Well, it takes a special dark person to, uh, whatchamacallit, murder someone over candy. I don't think he did it for chuckles, maybe he was just in a crunch or something. At any rate, he should have done a take 5 before whacking his sweetie, although he sounds like a lemonhead (and these guys typically aren't smarties).

/not funny: This happened 2.5 miles from my house