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(Fark) Spiffy Subby just ate a McRib.Yes, we know they're made of cigarette butts and toxic waste and the sauce is made of unicorn blood and the tears of orphans and they cook it by lighting Lucifer's flatulence on fire. But darn it -- it's tasty   (fark.com) divider line 448
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Tumb tack [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:50:41 PM
I love myself a McChicken Sandwhich grilled over Lucifer's flatulence.. mmm simulated food products
 
tuffsnake
2011-11-06 02:51:32 PM
I farking HATE Asian style chicken strips
 
paquerette
2011-11-06 02:51:47 PM
Yeah, I went and had one last week and it didn't even taste good. :-/ All that negative karma, and it wasn't even enjoyable.
 
phervor [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:52:37 PM
I know this is false because orphans don't cry.
 
sarahthustra [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:52:45 PM
sometimes i enjoy a wendy's spicy chicken sandwich, so i will not judge you.

you have a little sauce in your beard. and some on your shirt.
 
HawgWild [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:52:58 PM
You know, I don't believe you people who say the McRibwich is tasty ...
 
make me some tea [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:53:04 PM
I woke up with an odd craving for crispy fried fish.
 
HawgWild [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:53:50 PM
sarahthustra: sometimes i enjoy a wendy's spicy chicken sandwich, so i will not judge you.

But THEMS is tasty!
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:54:02 PM
I had a feeling this would go green.
 
Roook [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:54:29 PM
I've never had one. Something about the idea of pork, bbq sauce, and pickles makes my stomach start begging my brain to please forget it.
 
paquerette
2011-11-06 02:54:34 PM
make me some tea: I woke up with an odd craving for crispy fried fish.

Ooooooh, I could go for that. Especially now that my soup for dinner is null and void.
 
eyehate [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:54:43 PM
What a dumb headline.

Go soak your face in vomit, douchebag.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:54:45 PM
phervor: I know this is false because orphans don't cry.

They do if you squeeze them hard enoough.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:54:54 PM
www.tshirtbordello.com
 
Fail in Human Form
2011-11-06 02:55:23 PM
See subby, you need to understand the context when people recommend the McRib. The first group of farkers who recommend it are normally so drunk they'd eat anything cheap and slightly salty. The second group would start gnawing on anything that slows down long enough for them to start chewing on it.
 
Goimir [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:55:55 PM
paquerette: make me some tea: I woke up with an odd craving for crispy fried fish.

Ooooooh, I could go for that. Especially now that my soup for dinner is null and void.

Soup is not food. Therefore, soup can never be dinner.

"farking spicy soup" is just, omg, farking spicy.
 
ThreeEdgedSword [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:56:04 PM
i789.photobucket.com
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:56:05 PM
eyehate: What a dumb headline.

Go soak your face in vomit, douchebag.

1. Step away from the PC.
2. Go into your kitchen.
3. Locate your box of Wheaties.
4. Throw them away -- someone pissed in them.
 
Lava Lamp Repairman
2011-11-06 02:56:17 PM
They're even tastier with a heaping gob of chicken-flavored ramen on top of the "meat" patty.
 
EggFool [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:56:24 PM
Roook: I've never had one. Something about the idea of pork, bbq sauce, and pickles makes my stomach start begging my brain to please forget it.

I ordered one with no onions once, so they gave me the grey "meat thing" on a bun, and a squeeze pack of BBQ sauce. I never tasted it. That sauce is like makeup. You have no idea what's under there.
 
Fail in Human Form
2011-11-06 02:56:28 PM
Oh christ this went green.
 
Roook [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:57:44 PM
Goimir: Soup is not food. Therefore, soup can never be dinner.

Thanks, Banya
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:57:59 PM
Tried one for the first time on Friday Subby, didn't care for it.
 
Paranoia-' [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:58:09 PM
How the hell did this go green?
 
angrymacface [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:58:13 PM
I prefer the homemade version.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:58:15 PM
Since this won't green I'm going to let everyone know I have some polaroids of myself from when I was 15 and regularly jack off to them.
 
Roook [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:58:43 PM
EggFool: Roook: I've never had one. Something about the idea of pork, bbq sauce, and pickles makes my stomach start begging my brain to please forget it.

I ordered one with no onions once, so they gave me the grey "meat thing" on a bun, and a squeeze pack of BBQ sauce. I never tasted it. That sauce is like makeup. You have no idea what's under there.

onions on it too? oh lawds. and I can't imagine it's worse than a hotdog as far as what is in there.
 
ThreeEdgedSword [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:59:21 PM
Sensei Can You See: phervor: I know this is false because orphans don't cry.

They do if you squeeze them hard enough.

i789.photobucket.com
 
Roook [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:59:23 PM
Paranoia-': How the hell did this go green?

It happens after awhile. Dump enough bbq sauce on it though and no one will know the difference.
 
sarahthustra [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:00:00 PM
HawgWild: But THEMS is tasty!

troof.
 
Wanebo [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:00:04 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: Since this won't green I'm going to let everyone know I have some polaroids of myself from when I was 15 and regularly jack off to them.

You too? I thought I was the only one to still have those pictures of you.
 
Fail in Human Form
2011-11-06 03:00:52 PM
Roook: EggFool: Roook: I've never had one. Something about the idea of pork, bbq sauce, and pickles makes my stomach start begging my brain to please forget it.

I ordered one with no onions once, so they gave me the grey "meat thing" on a bun, and a squeeze pack of BBQ sauce. I never tasted it. That sauce is like makeup. You have no idea what's under there.

onions on it too? oh lawds. and I can't imagine it's worse than a hotdog as far as what is in there.

The McRib is organ meat. Hot dogs are equally disgusting but for different reasons.
 
What Knot [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:01:16 PM
The McRib is what God used to make Eve's retarded sister.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:01:49 PM
Roook: EggFool: Roook: I've never had one. Something about the idea of pork, bbq sauce, and pickles makes my stomach start begging my brain to please forget it.

I ordered one with no onions once, so they gave me the grey "meat thing" on a bun, and a squeeze pack of BBQ sauce. I never tasted it. That sauce is like makeup. You have no idea what's under there.

onions on it too? oh lawds. and I can't imagine it's worse than a hotdog as far as what is in there.

There is a website that reconstitutes fast food into gourmet dishes. I don't think they have ever done a McRib but is a really good read. The link, I am providing it here for you. (new window)
 
Goimir [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:02:15 PM
Fail in Human Form: Oh christ this went green.

Just like the color you turn when you eat one of those things.

/they'd probably be better deep-fried
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:02:29 PM
What Knot: The McRib is what God used to make Eve's retarded sister.

I lol'd.
 
ami5000 [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:02:38 PM
My high school cafeteria had their own version of a McRib that was equally as disgusting. But, no matter what, every time they served it people would lose their sh*t.
 
Paranoia-' [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:02:56 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: Since this won't green I'm going to let everyone know I have some polaroids of myself from when I was 15 and regularly jack off to them.

So THAT'S what you were doing on TinyChat...

Huh...
 
Fail in Human Form
2011-11-06 03:03:06 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: Roook: EggFool: Roook: I've never had one. Something about the idea of pork, bbq sauce, and pickles makes my stomach start begging my brain to please forget it.

I ordered one with no onions once, so they gave me the grey "meat thing" on a bun, and a squeeze pack of BBQ sauce. I never tasted it. That sauce is like makeup. You have no idea what's under there.

onions on it too? oh lawds. and I can't imagine it's worse than a hotdog as far as what is in there.

There is a website that reconstitutes fast food into gourmet dishes. I don't think they have ever done a McRib but is a really good read. The link, I am providing it here for you. (new window)

Didn't "Penn & Teller's Bullshiat" do an episode on that?
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:04:07 PM
Paranoia-': How the hell did this go green?

It's not my place to wonder why McRib meat turned green.

I assume that they're getting it to match the Shamrock Shake.


...


Oh, you mean the thread.

I dunno.

Unicorn blood has that effect on things.
 
Roook [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:04:53 PM
ami5000: My high school cafeteria had their own version of a McRib that was equally as disgusting. But, no matter what, every time they served it people would lose their sh*t.

my mom used to get these frozen 'ribwich' sandwiches from the grocery store. You'd microwave them and the bread would be dry on the ends, and the meat wasn't completely covered by sauce so you could seeit was obviously some pressed meat goo in some kind of playdo style rib mold. I ate the shiat out of those as a kid.
 
middleoftheday [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:05:19 PM
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:05:26 PM
Roook: ami5000: My high school cafeteria had their own version of a McRib that was equally as disgusting. But, no matter what, every time they served it people would lose their sh*t.

my mom used to get these frozen 'ribwich' sandwiches from the grocery store. You'd microwave them and the bread would be dry on the ends, and the meat wasn't completely covered by sauce so you could seeit was obviously some pressed meat goo in some kind of playdo style rib mold. I ate the shiat out of those as a kid.

My mom was lazy too.
 
Paranoia-' [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:05:51 PM
ami5000: My high school cafeteria had their own version of a McRib that was equally as disgusting. But, no matter what, every time they served it people would lose their sh*t.

It's like school cafeteria pizza.

onceuponawin.files.wordpress.com

ZOMG.IT'S.PIZZA.I.LOVE.THIS.shiat!

/hotter than the pizza ever was
 
Barnacles!
2011-11-06 03:07:31 PM
I like a regular hamburger at mickey-D's. that's it. Nothing fancy.

The mcrib is an abomination. Pure EEEEVIL



/never tasted a mcrib
//never ate poop either, but I don't have to, to know I don't like it
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:07:48 PM
I have never, ever eaten a McRib.
 
HawgWild [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:07:53 PM
Paranoia-': ZOMG.IT'S.PIZZA.I.LOVE.THIS.shiat!

Same at my school ...

I always wondered why they served it with corn.
 
bow [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:07:58 PM
middleoftheday: Saw this other day, sort of interesting... "restructured meat"

I'm not gonna lie. The thought of eating the shiat makes me want to puke all over my keyboard. I had never even seen what the McRib looked like until now. This picture is disgusting.
 
html_007
2011-11-06 03:08:12 PM
Paranoia-': ami5000: My high school cafeteria had their own version of a McRib that was equally as disgusting. But, no matter what, every time they served it people would lose their sh*t.

It's like school cafeteria pizza.

[onceuponawin.files.wordpress.com image 500x358]

ZOMG.IT'S.PIZZA.I.LOVE.THIS.shiat!

/hotter than the pizza ever was

I love school pizza.
 
angrymacface [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:08:25 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Paranoia-': How the hell did this go green?

It's not my place to wonder why McRib meat turned green.

I assume that they're getting it to match the Shamrock Shake.


...


Oh, you mean the thread.

I dunno.

Unicorn blood has that effect on things.

Shamrock shakes are gross.
 
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