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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Sleep well, Los Angeles, knowing that William Hung is a technical crime analyst for the sheriff's department   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 51
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2011-11-06 03:19:14 PM
How many technical crime analysts do you know that are good at singing?
 
2011-11-06 03:19:25 PM
The William Hung?
 
2011-11-06 03:19:57 PM
images.wikia.com

Not impressed.
 
2011-11-06 03:25:12 PM
So he basically got himself a real job.

Good for him.
 
2011-11-06 03:29:42 PM
He seemed like a smart guy. Not a good singer, but he figured out how to make a buck off of his singing.
 
2011-11-06 03:30:08 PM
Triple banger.
 
2011-11-06 03:32:33 PM
Better this than doing casino gigs for the next twenty years.
 
2011-11-06 03:34:49 PM
With our man William as our new crime analyst, there's no way we'll have a
(puts on sunglasses)
Hung jury.

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
 
2011-11-06 03:35:05 PM
This analysis will result in more Hung juries.

Yes, this joke was made on Arrested Development
 
2011-11-06 03:38:26 PM
numerous talk show appearances, three studio albums, and his primetime television show debut on Fox's Arrested Development.

Now that is just plain wrong. This is all the fault of RIAA.
 
2011-11-06 03:43:09 PM

Toquinha: With our man William as our new crime analyst, there's no way we'll have a
(puts on sunglasses)
Hung jury.

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!


Because People in power are Stupid: This analysis will result in more Hung juries.

I'm confused. Which is it?

 
2011-11-06 03:45:25 PM
www.williamhung.net

I wonder if there will ever be a HUNG JURY if he gets called to testify. :)
 
2011-11-06 03:47:34 PM
Has anyone made a hung jury joke yet?
 
2011-11-06 03:54:49 PM

wookiemonster: [www.williamhung.net image 468x312]


Came for this; satisfied.
 
2011-11-06 03:55:19 PM
"So Mr. Hung what happened here?"

"She bang she bang."
 
2011-11-06 03:58:42 PM
So he cashed in, made a quick buck, and then went and got a real job? And the problem here is....
 
2011-11-06 03:59:26 PM
"She Bangs" is almost a decade old

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2011-11-06 04:17:28 PM

DeaH: He seemed like a smart guy. Not a good singer, but he figured out how to make a buck off of his singing.


I believe his "singing" career paid his way through college.
 
2011-11-06 04:19:56 PM

Lipspinach: Toquinha: With our man William as our new crime analyst, there's no way we'll have a
(puts on sunglasses)
Hung jury.

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Because People in power are Stupid: This analysis will result in more Hung juries.

I'm confused. Which is it?


It depends on how much faith you have in his abilities as an analyst. If the evidence is sound, the jury will be convinced and not be hung. If the evidence is shoddy, the jury will be hung.
 
2011-11-06 04:23:03 PM
Impressive testimony in front of Judge Reinhold, no doubt.
 
2011-11-06 04:26:46 PM

Dwight_Yeast: DeaH: He seemed like a smart guy. Not a good singer, but he figured out how to make a buck off of his singing.

I believe his "singing" career paid his way through college.


He dropped out. I was a freshman at Berkeley when he hit big.
 
2011-11-06 04:37:07 PM

BroVinny: The William Hung?


He puts his pants on just like the rest of you -- one leg at a time. Except, once his pants are on, he makes gold records.
 
2011-11-06 04:39:27 PM
Ah yes...fond memories of VFTW getting this guy and Sanjaya so very close to the top.
 
2011-11-06 04:40:31 PM
Glad to see that retarded looking motherfarker got a decent job
 
2011-11-06 04:48:51 PM

Toquinha: Lipspinach: Toquinha: With our man William as our new crime analyst, there's no way we'll have a
(puts on sunglasses)
Hung jury.

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Because People in power are Stupid: This analysis will result in more Hung juries.

I'm confused. Which is it?

It depends on how much faith you have in his abilities as an analyst. If the evidence is sound, the jury will be convinced and not be hung. If the evidence is shoddy, the jury will be hung.


I've actually never the guy sing so I have no idea what his abilities as an analyst are.

/I do remember all the press he got though.
 
2011-11-06 04:55:19 PM

Brainwash: Ah yes...fond memories of VFTW getting this guy and Sanjaya so very close to the top.


No... that never happened.
 
2011-11-06 05:06:40 PM

DarthBrooks: Impressive testimony in front of Judge Reinhold, no doubt.


www.gunaxin.com

I'm gonna allow it.
 
2011-11-06 05:07:22 PM

Brainwash: Ah yes...fond memories of VFTW getting this guy and Sanjaya so very close to the top.


Sanjaya, that guy should never have made it as far as he did. Stupid VFTW.
 
2011-11-06 05:23:57 PM
Hopefully he took some of the singing cash and got his teeth fixed. That should help him sound less like a carp dying on the deck of a fishing boat.
 
2011-11-06 05:48:50 PM
Anything to keep him from bursting into song.
 
2011-11-06 05:57:33 PM
Cop Rock II?
 
2011-11-06 06:00:13 PM
www.voiceovertimes.com


My name is William I sing at the mall...quack...

My face is flat

I can bite a wall...


Link (Pops, for PF)
 
2011-11-06 06:51:36 PM
i233.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-06 06:54:59 PM
He doesn't actually have downs syndrome or another form of retardation does he? I'm guessing he is just a very unfortunate looking guy?
 
2011-11-06 06:59:31 PM

wookiemonster: I wonder if there will ever be a HUNG JURY if he gets called to testify. :)


Came for Mr. Reinhold's courtroom. Leaving.
 
2011-11-06 07:19:09 PM
Good for him.
 
2011-11-06 07:19:56 PM
I don't understand, I thought he didn't have any formal training.
 
2011-11-06 07:23:10 PM

El Brujo: He doesn't actually have downs syndrome or another form of retardation does he? I'm guessing he is just a very unfortunate looking guy?


I believe he fell on an iron when he was a baby.
 
2011-11-06 07:51:16 PM
Nah, stubby, what should _really_ keep LAers sleeping like babies is the sure knowledge that William Hung was the very best qualified candidate for the technical crime analyst post.

Nighty night, LA.
 
2011-11-06 08:47:02 PM

dramboxf: Hopefully he took some of the singing cash and got his teeth fixed. That should help him sound less like a carp dying on the deck of a fishing boat.


Bah. That had nothing to do with that awfulness. Freddy Mercury had pretty bad teeth as well.

/ good for him for landing a real job
 
2011-11-06 09:40:30 PM

El Brujo: He doesn't actually have downs syndrome or another form of retardation does he? I'm guessing he is just a very unfortunate looking guy?


Um yea, I thought he had some sort of cognitive issue and that's why he was getting so much press. I didn't know the Berkley thing, though.
 
2011-11-06 09:49:58 PM
Prosecutor: Well, William - did you find the cause of death?

William Hung: ♫ She hangs, she hangs... ♫
 
2011-11-06 10:08:06 PM
what? no overt mocking racism? lets see... my browser url says fark.com... can this be right???
 
2011-11-06 10:23:04 PM

Really I'm Black: what? no overt mocking racism? lets see... my browser url says fark.com... can this be right???


Head over to the thread about TO and his child support hearing.
 
2011-11-06 10:39:37 PM
holy shiat, according to wiki he had 3 albums and the first one sold 194,000.
 
2011-11-06 11:01:25 PM

El Brujo: He doesn't actually have downs syndrome or another form of retardation does he? I'm guessing he is just a very unfortunate looking guy?


You don't get into UC Berkeley being a dumbass.
 
2011-11-07 12:00:47 AM

BarbadoSlim: So he basically got himself a real job.

Good for him.


Well, he's a civil engineer by training, and from a good school, so it's well within his purview. It was the singing stuff that was the anomaly in his career, not this.
 
2011-11-07 01:30:32 AM
Which ironically named Idol singer is going to make a change next? Lee DeWyze?
 
2011-11-07 03:43:19 AM
Meh. He's no Sam Fujiyama.

www.rankopedia.com

/now get off my cadaver.
 
2011-11-07 07:58:51 AM
He can't sing, therefore he must be retarded and could never earn himself a decent job?

Is this why everyone's crying about there not being any jobs? Because we're looking for qualifications that have nothing to do with the career?
 
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