Rule 34 strikes again.

Runs_With_Scissors_: That is so funny! Snert. Snort.

Oh. Wait. It was a 34-car pile-up that killed 7 and injured 51. A real laugh riot, subby.

Someone's feeling guilty.
Mind if I see your fireworks license, Mr. Runs_With_Scissors???

I'm going to hell for laughing at that...

Crash was caused by fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiierwoooooooooooorks
That man is wishin that he diiiiiiiiiiiiidn't loooooooooook.
People going "Ow! Ow! OW!"
"There's metal in you eye, eye, eye!"

Reality hits you hard, bro. (new window)

Is it bad that I read that in a Michael Palin voice?

Guy Fawkes' revenge!

done in one.

/came here to post that exact post.
// hangs head low, shuffles out.

What does Captain Don Martin have to say about all of this?

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: What does Captain Don Martin have to say about all of this?

"Shtoink"

Rubbernecking kills.

Keep your eyes on the road, grandma.

Kumana Wanalaia: Rubbernecking kills.

Keep your eyes on the road, grandma.

Excessive speed kills. The problem wasn't people looking at the fireworks, it was the cloud of smoke from the bonfire fogging up the road.

It took 235 years, but our firework plan finally got back at those goddam redcoats.

Slow and steady wins the race...

Subby: Brilliant headline. It deserves to be eligible for Headline of the Year....Drew? ...Modmins?

Bangham and leave 'em.

At least Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat (laughs) (squeaker) Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith wasn't involved...

Something tells me they were watching the show and not the road.

/Quick! To the escape goat!

Captain Darling: Kumana Wanalaia: Rubbernecking kills.

Keep your eyes on the road, grandma.

Excessive speed kills. The problem wasn't people looking at the fireworks, it was the cloud of smoke from the bonfire fogging up the road.

And the fact the road was wet and the conditions were already foggy.

As sad as this was, if they'd been driving according to the road conditions, they'd have been able to stop in time...

It's pronounced Throat-Wobbler Mangrove.

Taunton Rugby Club

And you thought they smelled bad on the outside.

Thats No Moose: At least Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat (laughs) (squeaker) Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith wasn't involved...

Yes indeed, that is great news, but I still haven't heard any updates on Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and, frankly, I'm concerned.

What Sergeant Ffffffsssshhhhh-BOOM might look like-



It'sssssssssssssss hot

Good headline.

Bravo subby, you magnificent bastard.

Runs_With_Scissors_: That is so funny! Snert. Snort.

Oh. Wait. It was a 34-car pile-up that killed 7 and injured 51. A real laugh riot, subby.

I don't buy it,

This pile-up was caused by the same thing as every other pile up, the jerk of a sales rep who won't slow down from 95 no matter what the conditions, and the truck driver reading his goddamn book instead of looking at the road.

Runs_With_Scissors_: That is so funny! Snert. Snort.

Oh. Wait. It was a 34-car pile-up that killed 7 and injured 51. A real laugh riot, subby.

and he takes the piss out of the cop's name, whilst providing us all with an update to the progress of the story.

What's your angle, buddy? Cos, I thought that was perfect farking.

Stop that! This thread is far too silly.