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(Daily Mail) Stupid Eight inches makes it tough to walk, though subby's never had a problem with it   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 92
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2011-11-06 03:05:53 PM
neither has subby's mom
 
2011-11-06 03:06:24 PM
That's one step away from foot binding.
 
2011-11-06 03:11:41 PM
Did subby just admit that he wears heels? And women's underwear?

/I think he did.
//NTTAWWT
///Unless subby is a lumberjack.
 
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2011-11-06 03:11:45 PM
What the hell?
 
2011-11-06 03:11:54 PM
That's weird, Pavel here gets by on 8" all the time:

img.photobucket.com

/DRTFA
 
2011-11-06 03:13:07 PM
www.toxel.com
I hate car designers
 
2011-11-06 03:13:37 PM
Looks like Lady Gag's next wardrobe
 
2011-11-06 03:14:21 PM
Some stupid coont will buy these and then complain her feet hurt.

/stupid coont with bad ankles
 
2011-11-06 03:14:39 PM
Trance750: Looks like Lady Gag's Gaga's next wardrobe

/in before the spelling-geek police
 
2011-11-06 03:15:48 PM
Tell ME about it.
 
2011-11-06 03:16:06 PM
Trance750: Trance750: Looks like Lady Gag's Gaga's next wardrobe

/in before the spelling-geek police


You were right the first time.
 
2011-11-06 03:16:28 PM
Is it Daily Fail day?
 
2011-11-06 03:16:41 PM
I think I broke my foot just looking at those.
 
2011-11-06 03:16:47 PM
If they want to make toe shoes in style, at least use the construction of toe shoes so a woman's foot will stay in them.

/doesn't wear heels - ever.
 
2011-11-06 03:17:13 PM
Trance750: Trance750: Looks like Lady Gag's Gaga's next wardrobe

/in before the spelling-geek police


i dunno--i kinda liked it the way it was...
 
2011-11-06 03:17:33 PM
Well, that's it. That's every pair of shoes in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes.
 
2011-11-06 03:18:39 PM
WalMartian: Some stupid coont will buy these and then complain her feet hurt.

Then they will sue the manufacturer and demand compensation
 
2011-11-06 03:18:59 PM
subby, do you even use lube or do you just take the full 8 like a champ?
 
2011-11-06 03:19:21 PM
Apparently subby is loose enough to have gotten used to 8".
 
2011-11-06 03:19:25 PM
My feet are 13" long, but even then an 8" heel would still be a stretch.

Then again I'm a guy not living in San Francisco, so I'll probably not be wearing heels.
 
2011-11-06 03:20:34 PM
logistic: subby, do you even use lube or do you just take the full 8 like a champ?

Hi five...
 
2011-11-06 03:21:21 PM
These shoes tend to prove Mother Goose's theory that shoe designers are homosexuals who hate women and think of nothing but ways to torture them. Of course, some of them might be heterosexual shoe fetishists who think of nothing but ways to torture women, but that is as it may be.
 
2011-11-06 03:23:09 PM
logistic: subby, do you even use lube or do you just take the full 8 like a champ?

/golf clap
 
2011-11-06 03:27:19 PM
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Hi five...

yer 3 short

NTTIAWWT
 
2011-11-06 03:28:14 PM
i326.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2011-11-06 03:28:47 PM
Link (new window)
 
2011-11-06 03:29:09 PM
Yeah, we're gonna need headline clarification, Are those eight inches comin' or goin'?
 
2011-11-06 03:29:45 PM
Pics anyone?
 
2011-11-06 03:30:44 PM
Women and designer shoes. Both Farking insane.
 
2011-11-06 03:30:53 PM
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Apparently subby is loose enough to have gotten used to 8".

Maybe subby was born that way.

img266.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-06 03:31:14 PM
brantgoose: shoe designers are homosexuals who hate women

Some women are masochists (usually the ones who wear heels.

// the sexiest thing for a woman to wear is a smile.... a nice post coital smile
/ oh and a beret, I dig berets
 
2011-11-06 03:35:03 PM
Slartibartfaster: brantgoose: shoe designers are homosexuals who hate women

Some women are masochists (usually the ones who wear heels.

// the sexiest thing for a woman to wear is a smile.... a nice post coital smile
/ oh and a beret, I dig berets


Like the sort of beret you'd find in a second hand store?
 
2011-11-06 03:38:07 PM
I much prefer wearing a post-coital smile than a beret.
 
2011-11-06 03:44:39 PM
love_alice: I much prefer wearing a post-coital smile than a beret.

That's a different subject matter altogether.
 
2011-11-06 03:48:15 PM
Everyone looks like kind of a douche in a beret
 
2011-11-06 03:51:15 PM
WalMartian: Some stupid coont will buy these and then complain her feet hurt.

/stupid coont with bad ankles cankles


Fixed.
 
2011-11-06 03:56:02 PM
Slartibartfaster: brantgoose: shoe designers are homosexuals who hate women

Some women are masochists (usually the ones who wear heels.

// the sexiest thing for a woman to wear is a smile.... a nice post coital smile
/ oh and a beret, I dig berets


Good to have a fallback option...
"How was I tonight?"
"Oh... well, could you put on this beret?"
 
2011-11-06 04:04:25 PM
i215.photobucket.com

Tsubasa approves.
 
2011-11-06 04:04:31 PM
Almost as bad as this:

www.ifc.com

/the footwear not the movie (it was charming)
//Sarah-Jane Potts ate my heart
 
2011-11-06 04:09:03 PM
That's 8" hanging off, not going in, Subby
 
2011-11-06 04:09:30 PM
Trance750: Looks like Lady Gag's next wardrobe

Well, she was all over Alexander McQueen's balls before he died.
 
2011-11-06 04:13:21 PM
I am six foot tall farkette, and I wear heels-my tallest pair is about three inches-black suede, lace up the leg, Yves St. Laurent heels that I love to wear with a simple black silk mini dress, 'cause the shoes rock the entire outfit. I figure at six feet, what the hell does another three inches really matter? Said outfit is usually worn to black tie affairs.

Pet peeve? Complete, farkin', moron knuckle draggin' idjits who ask me how tall I am, who the h@ll do they think they are anyway?


/NO I did'nt play basket ball
//Volley ball is great!
///Loves shoes-don't ask me how many pairs I have......
 
2011-11-06 04:16:14 PM
From what I gather, such shoes really aren't made for walking. Not far, anyways. :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballet_boot
 
2011-11-06 04:17:53 PM
Am I the only woman in the civilized world who has never understood the bizarre fascination with shoes? Or shopping, at all for that matter?
 
2011-11-06 04:19:04 PM
iruntheinternet.com

High fashion is never old and never new. It is always both, and never compatible with the jilted scowls of the crackheads who volunteer to model it.
 
2011-11-06 04:21:02 PM
the ballerina shoes are obviously not made to be worn, but to be admired.

I find them quite beautiful, though also a reminder of how terrible toe shoes are. Ballet is beautiful, until the shoes come off.
 
2011-11-06 04:23:49 PM
Artist: I am six foot tall farkette, and I wear heels-my tallest pair is about three inches-black suede, lace up the leg, Yves St. Laurent heels that I love to wear with a simple black silk mini dress, 'cause the shoes rock the entire outfit. I figure at six feet, what the hell does another three inches really matter? Said outfit is usually worn to black tie affairs.

Pet peeve? Complete, farkin', moron knuckle draggin' idjits who ask me how tall I am, who the h@ll do they think they are anyway?


/NO I did'nt play basket ball
//Volley ball is great!
///Loves shoes-don't ask me how many pairs I have......


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2011-11-06 04:29:57 PM
Artist: I am six foot tall farkette, and I wear heels-my tallest pair is about three inches-black suede, lace up the leg, Yves St. Laurent heels that I love to wear with a simple black silk mini dress, 'cause the shoes rock the entire outfit. I figure at six feet, what the hell does another three inches really matter? Said outfit is usually worn to black tie affairs.

Pet peeve? Complete, farkin', moron knuckle draggin' idjits who ask me how tall I am, who the h@ll do they think they are anyway?


/NO I did'nt play basket ball
//Volley ball is great!
///Loves shoes-don't ask me how many pairs I have......


rock on sweet thing. statuesque women that walk tall, they are the hottest women of all.

6'3", growl
 
2011-11-06 04:36:14 PM
AbiSnail: From what I gather, such shoes really aren't made for walking. Not far, anyways. :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballet_boot


I don't think they're really meant to be worn. Which makes them even more useless.
 
2011-11-06 04:37:25 PM
 
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