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(Some Guy) Interesting Hey Canada: When you wake up next spring, we'll have moved military equipment closer to the border. You need not worry about a thing. . . (snicker)   (kirotv.com) divider line 83
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gravespinner [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:15:03 PM
In its present state, it would be a valuable addition to the Canadian Air Force.
 
Cataclaw
2011-11-06 03:50:40 PM
gravespinner: In its present state, it would be a valuable addition to the Canadian Air Force.

Indeed. It would make a good target for target practice.
 
Publikwerks
2011-11-06 03:54:59 PM
Cataclaw: gravespinner: In its present state, it would be a valuable addition to the Canadian Air Force.

Indeed. It would make a good target for target practice.

You guys need practice hitting partially dissembled 25 year old bombers?
 
YouPeopleAreCrazy
2011-11-06 03:55:37 PM
We already have a B-52 wing about 50 miles from the border. I don't think a broken B-1 will make any difference.
 
Omahawg
2011-11-06 03:56:27 PM
we want their women and poutine fries
 
laulaja [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 04:01:41 PM
Since what's to move is busted, guess my several Canadian friends need not worry.
BTW, YouPeopleAreCrazy, I was nosey & looked at your profile. Thank you!
 
INeedAName
2011-11-06 04:04:33 PM
If we tried moving it across the border in its current state, the Canadians are likely to just try and sweep it a path right back to us.
 
Fat-D
2011-11-06 04:05:30 PM
Who cares? The B-1 is a pile of shiat.
 
janzee
2011-11-06 04:06:37 PM
Soooo, we are already decomissioning B-1's now?
 
apoptotic
2011-11-06 04:08:09 PM
Meh, whatever. US soldiers and National Guard already train at Wainwright and Gogama, and NATO fighter pilots train in Moose Jaw. The US tested cruise missiles over northern Canada from 1983-1993. We're well aware that you have more toys than us.
 
powhound
2011-11-06 04:11:34 PM
i44.tinypic.com
Bring it on.
 
ShonenBat
2011-11-06 04:13:01 PM
Canadians are threatened by the possibility that the Prime Minister might buy them, like those busted ass submarines the Brits managed to unload on 'em.
 
jayphat
2011-11-06 04:13:27 PM
God damn that mobile site. Farking terrible.
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 04:14:35 PM
Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?
 
Road_King
2011-11-06 04:15:43 PM
Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States.
 
Jon H
2011-11-06 04:16:05 PM
beaten down ol plane is gona look pretty cool sittin by the side of the highway during the day.


/This is my first green light
//cheers everybody!
 
bmihura
2011-11-06 04:16:16 PM
Omahawg: we want their women and poutine fries

Or at least the poutine fries.
 
Marine1
2011-11-06 04:16:55 PM
Soooooo the force that is probably just as responsible for Canada's defense as the Canadian Forces are moved an old bomber closer to the border?
 
Dog Welder
2011-11-06 04:17:13 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Exactly. We only riot when our sports teams accomplish something, not when they lose in the finals.
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 04:18:47 PM
Dog Welder: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Exactly. We only riot when our sports teams accomplish something, not when they lose in the finals.

Why, you lousy, stinking, francophonic, bacon-loving bastards, your country's just a giant piece of sh-
 
luckyeddie
2011-11-06 04:19:17 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

That's fightin' talk. I wouldn't like to be the Baldwins.

t2.gstatic.com
 
whatshisname
2011-11-06 04:20:00 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Let's see, we're healthier, happier, have a lower unemployment rate and our economy isn't in the toilet. Our banks are regulated and everyone gets the healthcare they need. Lots of natural resources, water and land....what was it you were saying about superior?
 
apoptotic
2011-11-06 04:20:01 PM
ShonenBat: Canadians are threatened by the possibility that the Prime Minister might buy them, like those busted ass submarines the Brits managed to unload on 'em.

Good point.
 
KrispyKritter
2011-11-06 04:20:30 PM
you dropped a bomb on me
 
apoptotic
2011-11-06 04:21:05 PM
whatshisname: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Let's see, we're healthier, happier, have a lower unemployment rate and our economy isn't in the toilet. Our banks are regulated and everyone gets the healthcare they need. Lots of natural resources, water and land....what was it you were saying about superior?

And we're modest, don't forget our modesty. ;)
 
Sarsin
2011-11-06 04:23:26 PM
whatshisname: Let's see, we're healthier, happier, have a lower unemployment rate and our economy isn't in the toilet. Our banks are regulated and everyone gets the healthcare they need. Lots of natural resources, water and land....what was it you were saying about superior?

Yeah, after visiting Canada (Calgary specifically) I don't make fun of Canada anymore :/
 
Marine1
2011-11-06 04:23:47 PM
whatshisname: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Let's see, we're healthier, happier, have a lower unemployment rate and our economy isn't in the toilet. Our banks are regulated and everyone gets the healthcare they need. Lots of natural resources, water and land....what was it you were saying about superior?

Funny how it's easier to make fewer people happier.
 
FarkinHostile
2011-11-06 04:25:26 PM
img.photobucket.com

I farking love this comic.
 
KimNorth
2011-11-06 04:26:19 PM

A decommissioned B-1 bomber is passing through Oregon this week on its way for testing at a Washington Boeing plant

If it's been decommissioned what is it being tested for? The story does not say.
 
Marine1
2011-11-06 04:27:45 PM
KimNorth: A decommissioned B-1 bomber is passing through Oregon this week on its way for testing at a Washington Boeing plant

If it's been decommissioned what is it being tested for? The story does not say.

For use in conspiracies, obviously.
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 04:29:11 PM
whatshisname: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Let's see, we're healthier, happier, have a lower unemployment rate and our economy isn't in the toilet. Our banks are regulated and everyone gets the healthcare they need. Lots of natural resources, water and land....what was it you were saying about superior?

Don't you mean "what was it you were saying aboot being superior, eh?".

Jesus, NO ONE knows MST3k anymore?

/Watching a CBC show right now actually (InSecurity because I can ignore it while I do other work but still kinda follow the plot and jokes).
//Christ, you internet-Canadians are way more touchy than real-life ones
 
jayphat
2011-11-06 04:29:56 PM
Dog Welder: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Exactly. We only riot when our sports teams accomplish something, not when they lose in the finals.

I saw the Leafs @ Columbus Thursday night and sat with some Leafs fans from Windsor. I told them to enjoy the city, cause jackets fans won't burn it to the ground since they lost.

/Leafs fan
//from Ohio
 
Marine1
2011-11-06 04:31:32 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: whatshisname: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Let's see, we're healthier, happier, have a lower unemployment rate and our economy isn't in the toilet. Our banks are regulated and everyone gets the healthcare they need. Lots of natural resources, water and land....what was it you were saying about superior?

Don't you mean "what was it you were saying aboot being superior, eh?".

Jesus, NO ONE knows MST3k anymore?

/Watching a CBC show right now actually (InSecurity because I can ignore it while I do other work but still kinda follow the plot and jokes).
//Christ, you internet-Canadians are way more touchy than real-life ones

While we're at it...

Jim Carrey- Canada (new window)

/you're our little brother of a country. of course we'll pick on you.
 
illannoyin
2011-11-06 04:32:09 PM
Only the best come north.
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 04:33:41 PM
Marine1: StreetlightInTheGhetto: whatshisname: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Let's see, we're healthier, happier, have a lower unemployment rate and our economy isn't in the toilet. Our banks are regulated and everyone gets the healthcare they need. Lots of natural resources, water and land....what was it you were saying about superior?

Don't you mean "what was it you were saying aboot being superior, eh?".

Jesus, NO ONE knows MST3k anymore?

/Watching a CBC show right now actually (InSecurity because I can ignore it while I do other work but still kinda follow the plot and jokes).
//Christ, you internet-Canadians are way more touchy than real-life ones

While we're at it...

Jim Carrey- Canada (new window)

/you're our little brother of a country. of course we'll pick on you.

You know, just so it's fair,

/a>

/congratulations, Canada, on getting a daily newspaper!
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 04:34:23 PM
Dammit keyboard.

Try two:

Rick Mercer - Talking to Americans
 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 04:36:35 PM
KimNorth: A decommissioned B-1 bomber is passing through Oregon this week on its way for testing at a Washington Boeing plant

If it's been decommissioned what is it being tested for? The story does not say.

Metal fatigue, or something along those lines, I'd assume.
 
Baloo Uriza
2011-11-06 04:39:26 PM
Omahawg: we want their women and poutine fries

Still wondering how poutine ended up being Québecois instead of Creole, given the south's tendency for fried things, cheese and gravy, and Canada's relative health consciousness.
 
Baloo Uriza
2011-11-06 04:40:34 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Sweden? It's called the Arctic Ocean.
 
YouPeopleAreCrazy
2011-11-06 04:43:15 PM
janzee: Soooo, we are already decomissioning B-1's now?

There are already at least 4 at AMARC, along with all the other stuff. Including early model F-16's. They are also converting some early F-16's into QF-16....remotely piloted targets.
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 04:45:49 PM
Baloo Uriza: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Sweden? It's called the Arctic Ocean.

fastfoodies.org

/I wasn't even TRYING to troll
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-11-06 04:48:32 PM
Quebec just surrendered!
 
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2011-11-06 04:58:10 PM
WOLVERIIIIINES!!!
 
Get Lost
2011-11-06 05:03:36 PM
Do not worry comrade canadians, there are already two nuclear submarine vessels from the U.S. in your territorial waters right now.

/Strange... No news stories as of late, about canadian fish net trawler, being dragged backwards by mysterious object under the water.
 
Pivot
2011-11-06 05:08:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV_041oYDjg&feature=related


Why we will always be friends.

/just sayin
 
Baloo Uriza
2011-11-06 05:08:17 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: Baloo Uriza: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Sweden? It's called the Arctic Ocean.

[fastfoodies.org image 400x300]

/I wasn't even TRYING to troll

Yeah, and I got Norway and Sweden backwards, too.
 
inclemency
2011-11-06 05:09:12 PM
bmihura: Omahawg: we want their women and poutine fries

Or at least the poutine fries.

Our women aren't fat enough for you eh?
 
Phil Moskowitz
2011-11-06 05:14:32 PM
Baloo Uriza: Sweden? It's called the Arctic Ocean.

Go back to Trondheim, Fritz.
 
Strobeguy
2011-11-06 05:21:28 PM
Omahawg: we want their women and poutine fries

Or at least the poutine fries

What?, Our cheese covered chili freedom fries arn't good enough???

Occupy the deep fryer!
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 05:21:54 PM
whatshisname: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

Let's see, we're healthier, happier, have a lower unemployment rate and our economy isn't in the toilet. Our banks are regulated and everyone gets the healthcare they need. Lots of natural resources, water and land....what was it you were saying about superior?

But our soil isn't frozen half the year!
 
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