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good_2_go
2011-11-06 01:33:50 PM
Go Ford!
 
Rob3Fan
2011-11-06 01:43:44 PM
Go Kyle! And Don't stop going!
 
swampgirl
2011-11-06 01:44:38 PM
GO SMOKE!

/and of course - Go Junior!
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 01:45:00 PM
As a fan of Kyle, I can't imagine what the hell the dumb f*cker was thinking.
 
turbokat [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 01:46:08 PM
There will be a missing ingredient today, that's for sure. Who will carry the a$$hole flag today?

Place your bets!
 
FiendishFellow05
2011-11-06 01:47:23 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As a fan of Kyle, I can't imagine what the hell the dumb f*cker was thinking.

No kidding. He basically pissed in the eye of EVERYONE who'd been defending him this season(like me). I'm curious to see what happens next week. I suspect he might be gone for longer than just this weekend. But we shall see.

/subby!
//GO KESELOWSKI!!
///We don't want Evil Opie as champ...do we?
 
This is a late parrot
2011-11-06 01:47:40 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As a fan of Kyle, I can't imagine what the hell the dumb f*cker was thinking.

The problem was he wasn't.
 
swampgirl
2011-11-06 01:49:18 PM
turbokat: There will be a missing ingredient today, that's for sure. Who will carry the a$$hole flag today?

Place your bets!

I don't believe there's any other driver in the field who can do it as well, but I'll pick Evil Opie.
 
good_2_go
2011-11-06 01:56:04 PM
Remember this race last year?
- Kyle flipped his pit stall offical the bird.
- Knaus fired his pit crew mid race.
- Jeff Gordon and Jeff Burton wrecked and fought.

/good times
 
not2bright
2011-11-06 01:57:16 PM
turbokat: There will be a missing ingredient today, that's for sure. Who will carry the a$$hole flag today?

Place your bets!

Kenseth.
 
FiendishFellow05
2011-11-06 01:58:53 PM
good_2_go: Remember this race last year?
- Kyle flipped his pit stall offical the bird.
- Knaus fired his pit crew mid race.
- Jeff Gordon and Jeff Burton wrecked and fought.

/good times

Texas seems to just create it's own insanity vortex, I think.
 
amotter7
2011-11-06 01:58:54 PM
good_2_go: Remember this race last year?
- Kyle flipped his pit stall offical the bird.
- Knaus fired his pit crew mid race.
- Jeff Gordon and Jeff Burton wrecked and fought.

/good times

I forgot about chad firing his crew! There are so many stories this week and they are only talking about one. True it is a good one! Park him for the rest of the year.
 
Gonz [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 01:59:38 PM
turbokat: There will be a missing ingredient today, that's for sure. Who will carry the a$$hole flag today?

The 48. 5-time will let his true personality shine, and he'll make Busch look like Mr. Rogers.

//Likes the occasional long-shot bet.
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:02:17 PM
This is a late parrot: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As a fan of Kyle, I can't imagine what the hell the dumb f*cker was thinking.

The problem was he wasn't.

I loved his spotter's comments.
 
good_2_go
2011-11-06 02:03:39 PM
CBC just interrupted the curling game to say a horse has died.

/had the race started at a decent time I would not have had to see that
 
FiendishFellow05
2011-11-06 02:05:19 PM
vegaswench: This is a late parrot: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As a fan of Kyle, I can't imagine what the hell the dumb f*cker was thinking.

The problem was he wasn't.

I loved his spotter's comments.

Hah, yeah.,

"Hey, take it easy, relax, relax, cool it, cool it, STOP...DAMN IT! *stops transmitting*

His spotter WAS PISSED.
 
This is a late parrot
2011-11-06 02:07:19 PM
vegaswench: This is a late parrot: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As a fan of Kyle, I can't imagine what the hell the dumb f*cker was thinking.

The problem was he wasn't.

I loved his spotter's comments.

I never caught those because I was flipping back and forth with the football game.
 
clear_prop [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:20:58 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As a fan of Kyle, I can't imagine what the hell the dumb f*cker was thinking.

He needs to take some anger management classes. He wasn't thinking, it was just direct rage.
 
turbokat [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:21:55 PM
The only issue I have with the "A$$hole" picks is this: They're all chase drivers. I think they have too much to lose.

My pick: Vickers. He's always been a wild card. If I had to pick a chase driver: Gordon. He's pissed about pretty much being out of contention.
 
turbokat [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:22:53 PM
clear_prop: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As a fan of Kyle, I can't imagine what the hell the dumb f*cker was thinking.

He needs to take some anger management classes. He wasn't thinking, it was just direct rage.

He needs Jimmie Spencer to pop him in the head. It worked for his brother.
 
FlyingJ
2011-11-06 02:23:10 PM
FiendishFellow05 "Hey, take it easy, relax, relax, cool it, cool it, STOP...DAMN IT! *stops transmitting*

there is no NASCAR Spotter Facepalm
 
FiendishFellow05
2011-11-06 02:24:14 PM
turbokat: The only issue I have with the "A$$hole" picks is this: They're all chase drivers. I think they have too much to lose.

My pick: Vickers. He's always been a wild card. If I had to pick a chase driver: Gordon. He's pissed about pretty much being out of contention.

This.

Evil Opie is in "I'mma gonna ride back here and score points" mode.

I could see Kenseth or Gordon getting fed up.

I like Vickers(especially after getting used as an automotive pinball last week.

My bet? Reutimann. He's got nothing to lose - literally. His ride is gone in 2 races.
 
mikaloyd
2011-11-06 02:27:15 PM
Go 31!
 
FiendishFellow05
2011-11-06 02:28:52 PM
turbokat: clear_prop: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As a fan of Kyle, I can't imagine what the hell the dumb f*cker was thinking.

He needs to take some anger management classes. He wasn't thinking, it was just direct rage.

He needs Jimmie Spencer to pop him in the head. It worked for his brother.

i443.photobucket.com
 
turbokat [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:29:26 PM
FiendishFellow05: turbokat: The only issue I have with the "A$$hole" picks is this: They're all chase drivers. I think they have too much to lose.

My pick: Vickers. He's always been a wild card. If I had to pick a chase driver: Gordon. He's pissed about pretty much being out of contention.

This.

Evil Opie is in "I'mma gonna ride back here and score points" mode.

I could see Kenseth or Gordon getting fed up.

I like Vickers(especially after getting used as an automotive pinball last week.

My bet? Reutimann. He's got nothing to lose - literally. His ride is gone in 2 races.

Nah, Reuti's too nice. Dick move by MWR. Christ, he was their most successful driver!
 
FiendishFellow05
2011-11-06 02:31:42 PM
turbokat: FiendishFellow05: turbokat: The only issue I have with the "A$$hole" picks is this: They're all chase drivers. I think they have too much to lose.

My pick: Vickers. He's always been a wild card. If I had to pick a chase driver: Gordon. He's pissed about pretty much being out of contention.

This.

Evil Opie is in "I'mma gonna ride back here and score points" mode.

I could see Kenseth or Gordon getting fed up.

I like Vickers(especially after getting used as an automotive pinball last week.

My bet? Reutimann. He's got nothing to lose - literally. His ride is gone in 2 races.

Nah, Reuti's too nice. Dick move by MWR. Christ, he was their most successful driver!

You never expect the nice ones.

Which makes me think...Mark Martin(he has GOT to be fed up with this season)?
 
Foaming [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:37:29 PM
Go anybody but Carl!
 
clear_prop [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:40:26 PM
Foaming: Go anybody but Carl!

Unless it JJ, then it is ok if Opie wins.
 
Rattlehead
2011-11-06 02:42:17 PM
Go Smoke!
 
donnielove
2011-11-06 02:42:43 PM
Let's go Smoke!!!

And in the "who will be the a-hole" competition, my money is on Kurt. You can't be out douched by your little brother.
 
kteela [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:42:52 PM
vegaswench: This is a late parrot: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As a fan of Kyle, I can't imagine what the hell the dumb f*cker was thinking.

The problem was he wasn't.

I loved his spotter's comments.

What did he say? I missed it all... just catching up now.

Go Mark! (By that I certainly didn't mean go to Waltrip Racing... Ugh.)
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:43:09 PM
clear_prop: Foaming: Go anybody but Carl!

Unless it JJ, then it is ok if Opie wins.

I am even okay with JJ over EO. This is how much I dislike Edwards.
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:44:47 PM
kteela: vegaswench: This is a late parrot: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As a fan of Kyle, I can't imagine what the hell the dumb f*cker was thinking.

The problem was he wasn't.

I loved his spotter's comments.

What did he say? I missed it all... just catching up now.

Go Mark! (By that I certainly didn't mean go to Waltrip Racing... Ugh.)

Video: Link (new window)

Idiot...
 
kteela [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:44:58 PM
Biffle could win and I'd be happy with that...
 
kteela [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:48:54 PM
vegaswench: kteela: vegaswench: This is a late parrot: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As a fan of Kyle, I can't imagine what the hell the dumb f*cker was thinking.

The problem was he wasn't.

I loved his spotter's comments.

What did he say? I missed it all... just catching up now.

Go Mark! (By that I certainly didn't mean go to Waltrip Racing... Ugh.)

Video: Link (new window)

Idiot...

Wow. Douchebag. What did the spotter say?
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:49:32 PM
Kyle's comments at the end of that video were pretty stupid, too. Thankfully, his wife, Coach Gibbs, and most important, his sponsors must have talked to him and convinced him he'd better apologize, even if he doesn't agree with it.

Just...ugh. Hate the sin, love the sinner, and all of that, but damn, he pisses me off sometimes. Such talent cloaked in a little boy bully's arrogance.
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:50:46 PM
kteela: Wow. Douchebag. What did the spotter say?

FiendishFellow05 captured it upthread: "Hey, take it easy, relax, relax, cool it, cool it, STOP...DAMN IT!" *stops transmitting*
 
kteela [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:51:44 PM
vegaswench: Kyle's comments at the end of that video were pretty stupid, too. Thankfully, his wife, Coach Gibbs, and most important, his sponsors must have talked to him and convinced him he'd better apologize, even if he doesn't agree with it.

Just...ugh. Hate the sin, love the sinner, and all of that, but damn, he pisses me off sometimes. Such talent cloaked in a little boy bully's arrogance.

Yeah, that was incredibly unprofessional. "I lost my temper" ... and endangered someone's LIFE in the process, not to mention professional career, under a caution??? Crap.
 
Tom_Slick
2011-11-06 02:53:07 PM
FiendishFellow05: No kidding. He basically pissed in the eye of EVERYONE who'd been defending him this season(like me). I'm curious to see what happens next week. I suspect he might be gone for longer than just this weekend. But we shall see.

My prediction 4 race suspension so he will miss Daytona, NASCAR is getting tired of his crap.
 
V2487
2011-11-06 02:57:40 PM
Isn't this race 8?

/Go Smoke!
 
kteela [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 02:58:42 PM
To all,

I've had a lot of time today to sit and reflect, and try to put my thoughts into words as best I can.

I want to sincerely apologize for my actions during Friday night's Truck Series race at Texas.

I apologize to my fans, all my sponsors, everyone at Joe Gibbs Racing and Kyle Busch Motorsports.

After talking with my team, it's great to have their support and encouragement to assure me that there are better days ahead. Even though this took place while driving for Kyle Busch Motorsports, I am sorry for how difficult this has been for everyone associated with Joe Gibbs Racing's Nationwide and Sprint Cup Series teams.

I'd also like to apologize to Ron Hornaday Jr., and everyone associated with the No. 33 team in the Truck Series.

I understand why I was taken out of the car for the rest of the weekend. NASCAR officials had to act, and I accept their punishment and take full responsibility for my actions.

As a racecar driver, the hardest thing to do is to sit on the sidelines listening to cars on the track when you know you should be out there competing. For this, I have no one to blame but myself.

Through a lot of support from the people around me, I feel like I've made a lot of strides this year, but this was certainly a step backward. Moving forward, I will do everything I possibly can to represent everyone involved in a positive manner. However, I know my long-term actions will have more of a bearing than anything I say right now.

Sincerely,

Kyle Busch

Damned right, skippy. I say you sit parked for the season.
 
catastrophe averted
2011-11-06 03:03:29 PM
Did he really write that?
 
FiendishFellow05
2011-11-06 03:03:32 PM
Tom_Slick: FiendishFellow05: No kidding. He basically pissed in the eye of EVERYONE who'd been defending him this season(like me). I'm curious to see what happens next week. I suspect he might be gone for longer than just this weekend. But we shall see.

My prediction 4 race suspension so he will miss Daytona, NASCAR is getting tired of his crap.

I can see them sitting him for the season(if not NASCAR, than Joe Gibbs and his sponsors). But I can't see NASCAR or Gibbs benching him for the first race of next season, three months later.

V2487: Isn't this race 8?

/Go Smoke!

Damn it, my bad.
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:03:45 PM
kteela: Damned right, skippy. I say you sit parked for the season.

His PR guy wrote that, I'm sure.

Wow, Atkins has such a deep voice.
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:04:44 PM
catastrophe averted: Did he really write that?

Nah, I bet his PR guy or wife did.
 
kteela [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 03:05:07 PM
catastrophe averted: Did he really write that?

I'm with vw on that. Nope. Park his ass for the year.

Was that an A10 on the flyover?
 
catastrophe averted
2011-11-06 03:05:14 PM
I gotta say, they always get really kewl fly-overs at Texas!
 
good_2_go
2011-11-06 03:05:38 PM
 
SpaceyStacey
2011-11-06 03:08:15 PM
turbokat: here will be a missing ingredient today, that's for sure. Who will carry the a$$hole flag today?

I miss Stewart carrying the a$$hole flag. Being an owner has really mellowed him out
 
catastrophe averted
2011-11-06 03:08:18 PM
kteela: catastrophe averted: Did he really write that?

I'm with vw on that. Nope. Park his ass for the year.

Was that an A10 on the flyover?

I think they said B-52
 
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