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2003-10-02 11:02:34 AM
Cadet 1st Class Sterling Barnes, 24, of Topeka, Kan

Sterling Barnes, now that's a porn name if I ever heard one. Also, when you have two dozen men and one woman at your "event" that is called a gay orgy with a token female. Uggghh.
 
2003-10-02 11:04:28 AM
Cadet 1st Class Sterling Barnes, 24, of Topeka, Kan., appeared near tears Wednesday when he heard his sentence

Which leads me to:

"Commandant: Atten-hut! Gentlemen, we now have a girl cadet among our ranks, so we're going to have to make a few changes. First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the girliest cadet here.

Franklin: [effeminate] Well, we'll see about that."
 
2003-10-02 11:42:35 AM
A dishonorable discharge?!? What the fark? There are people who commit murders who don't get that!
 
rax
2003-10-02 12:27:25 PM
organizing and participating in sex sessions involving as many as two dozen men and one woman..

Hmm... that doesn't sound like an orgy to me
 
2003-10-02 12:36:41 PM
-dishonorable discharge-

that's another term for an orgasm not approved my the navy

he wouldn't have been kicked out if the woman hadn't been present
 
2003-10-02 01:50:01 PM
12 men and one woman? That woman better have been a more limber version of Marilyn Monroe.
 
2003-10-02 02:12:37 PM
"Who ordered the code red!"

bow chicka bow bow
 
2003-10-02 02:14:03 PM
were his girls fast, neat and average? or Friendly, good, good?
 
2003-10-02 02:14:11 PM
...forfeiting of pay and benefits from his four years at the academy, which could total more than $120,000...

Hell, he's probably already made up for that loss with the video sales.
 
2003-10-02 02:14:14 PM
CatchNdRy

That's 24 men and one woman, even more limberness needed.
 
2003-10-02 02:14:54 PM
CatchrNdRy that's some funny chit!

2003-10-02 01:50:01 PM CatchrNdRy
12 men and one woman? That woman better have been a more limber version of Marilyn Monroe.
 
2003-10-02 02:15:12 PM
-dishonorable discharge-

Lucky it was'nt one of those painful discharges I get when I...um, did i just type that
 
2003-10-02 02:15:17 PM
I don't know which is more unbecoming for a soldier - getting busted for a porn ring, or crying about it when you get caught.
 
2003-10-02 02:16:42 PM
24 men and 1 woman...

What's the point of 'don't ask, don't tell' when they can show it??
 
2003-10-02 02:17:28 PM
Diogenes
I would be hung up on that if I was able to get how stupid one must be to use a US military computer and internet connection to update a porn site. How can someone this stupid even score high enough to get into an academy?? Oh wait, it's the Air Force academy...
 
2003-10-02 02:17:30 PM
What the fark is in the water at the air force academy? Orgies, Sexual assaults...the place is out of control. In four yearson campus attending college, two years at a different grad school while living off campus and seven years working for yet two other different colleges, I have never seen so much hormonal disfunction come slobbering out a single institution.

/gone to get the hose.
 
2003-10-02 02:17:31 PM
2003-10-02 02:15:12 PM Omar_Sharif [TotalFark]

-dishonorable discharge-

Lucky it was'nt one of those painful discharges I get when I...um, did i just type that


Omar, the Doc can fix that with Cipro 500mg

/not that I'd know
 
2003-10-02 02:17:54 PM
It's amazing how smart and stupid can co-exist in the same brain.
 
2003-10-02 02:17:59 PM
"I'd like to slip my tubesteak into your sister. What will you take in trade?"

/obligatory
 
2003-10-02 02:18:16 PM
Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me there. We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.
 
2003-10-02 02:18:18 PM
So where can one purchase or view these tapes?
 
2003-10-02 02:18:26 PM
1. Get thrown out of Air Force Academy.
2. Start new porn site on non-government servers.
3. Arrange a few orgies.
4. Sell a few videotapes of or said orgies.
5. Profit.
 
2003-10-02 02:18:42 PM
"The charges further tarnished the academy, which has been under scrutiny because at least 142 women have come forward to report sexual assaults"
Yeah they realy need to worry about this asshat organizing concentual gay sex WTF
 
2003-10-02 02:18:55 PM
At least for a while. Stupid always wins in the end.
 
2003-10-02 02:19:48 PM
I guess their days of finger-banging Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her perty pink panties are over.
 
2003-10-02 02:20:52 PM
Im in the AF and people get busted for this stupid crap all the time. It amazes me how completely freaking stupid you have to be to surf and save porn on the network but yet still command 3000 people or work/fly $100 million dollar planes.
 
2003-10-02 02:21:03 PM
This boy really screwed up... I guess all that is left for him to do is Porn... Errr to late I guess.
 
2003-10-02 02:21:04 PM
2003-10-02 02:16:42 PM Leeds37

24 men and 1 woman...

What's the point of 'don't ask, don't tell' when they can show it??


Don't look at my stuff, don't touch my stuff and don't get any on me.

/straight guys creed for an orgy when there are other males there
 
2003-10-02 02:21:05 PM
. "There is no one to blame but myself for these actions."


Actually, that's not true. In America, you can sue someone when you get caught doing something you shouldn't. Perhaps you should sue the Air Force for letting you use a computer in the first place. Or your parents for letting you go to the academy, or, well, you get the idea.

So buck up, little buckaroo. Sue somebody and let them take the blame for you.
 
2003-10-02 02:21:13 PM
"He valued sex and money above honor and dignity"

It is possible to value all four, you know.

All right, I lied.
 
2003-10-02 02:21:18 PM
Limberness aside cadet number 24 had his work cut out for him. I wonder if they were in formation.
 
2003-10-02 02:21:53 PM
.s/guys/guy's
 
2003-10-02 02:22:02 PM
Amusing? This guy's life is ruined (or, at least, seriously harmed) and there has been a net loss in the amount of world porn.

Any loss of porn is a serious matter.
 
2003-10-02 02:22:29 PM
"/straight guys creed for an orgy when there are other males there"

uh huh. well, your secret's safe with me.
 
2003-10-02 02:22:38 PM
Dishonorable discharge = premature ejaculation
 
2003-10-02 02:25:29 PM
Pollexabator: So true. He makes it sound like an innocent oversight - "Oh I didn't realize that it was wrong to use military resources to distribute porn and arrange gang-bang trains. I guess I have no one to blame but myself."

Boo farking hoo.
 
2003-10-02 02:26:07 PM
omglolbbcasapnasa
 
2003-10-02 02:27:35 PM
"Two dozen men and one woman"

Anyone know her phone #? I have a party I'm planning...
 
2003-10-02 02:28:13 PM
Apparently forgot to invite senior officers...
 
2003-10-02 02:29:54 PM
Finally, some justice.
 
2003-10-02 02:30:24 PM
as a person who happens to live on the AF Academy
i must say.. i hope the Cadet girls werent involved.. they are ugly. at least the majority are.

and back when i first got in the AF (im out now).. i heard about all kinds of Officers "key clubs".
but let one cadet enjoy the pleasures of sex.. and he's a toss-out.

im just mad i wasnt invited to his shindigs.. i most certainly wouldve went :)
 
2003-10-02 02:31:18 PM
 
2003-10-02 02:31:18 PM
"He valued sex and money above honor and dignity"

What say of the man, then, who has sex for money and then gives that money to the elderly and needy children whilst recycling?

Oh, and CatchrNdRy, that was the funniest thing I've read all week. Nice catch.
 
2003-10-02 02:32:23 PM
CatchrNdRy, thanks for making me laugh so hard, I almost died.
 
2003-10-02 02:32:28 PM
 
2003-10-02 02:33:38 PM
Also.. because its the AF.. its blown WAY out of proportion.. i hear this shiite everyday on the local Colorado Springs radio stations.. it happens in every college.. hell, girls in college get paid to be on porn sites.
but because its the military they hold the same kids to a higher degree. right, good for them.. that doesnt mean it wont happen. it will, and when it does.. its wild.

the problem is that they lock up the cadets for years before they are allowed basic sociliazation freedoms.. so when they finally get to go out and enjoy life.. they go buck wild.

its bound to happen. but using a govt. computer for doing it is stupid.
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2003-10-02 02:36:14 PM
Dr.Knockboots: "Buck Wild" -- my new porn name!
 
2003-10-02 02:37:11 PM
we have better orgies in base housing anyhow.

/ AF Academy resident
 
2003-10-02 02:37:20 PM
i must say.. i hope the Cadet girls werent involved.. they are ugly. at least the majority are.

Ahh! Therein lies the secret to make money this way. Since most aren't hittable, the few that are become much more desireable and their videos fly will off the shelves at any reasonable price.
 
Bhh
2003-10-02 02:37:37 PM
Barnes was accused of . . . organizing and participating in sex sessions involving as many as two dozen men and one woman in nearby Colorado Springs and Denver.

Eww. The dude ratio is way too high. Talk about a sausage fest.
 
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