You don't read about any of this humptulips nonsense in red states. Inland this would have been a simple meth-driven clubbing, but on the Pacific Coast it's some perverted sex crime.

ZAZ: You don't read about any of this humptulips nonsense in red states. Inland this would have been a simple meth-driven clubbing, but on the Pacific Coast it's some perverted sex crime.

This was inevitable after the repeal of DADT. Until we come to our senses, expect to see news about Humpturtles, Humpcamels, who knows what else.

I took a picture to show my amusement upon passing a street sign that stated "Humptulips 20 miles"

Humptulips. Who comes up with this? What does that even mean, Hump Two Lips? Oh, wait a minute now. They just might be on to something.

AbbeySomeone: Humptulips has their own tribe and even a casino.
It's not far from Sequim, a town with the streets Kitchen-Dick and Woodcock intersecting near the lavender farm.
Ya really.

WTF are you talking about? Humptulips is very farking far from Sequim. Holy hell, are you shiatting me? They are not just 7 miles apart or something, ffs.

Yep, ive been to both so dont even start....

ps, Humptulips!

What are you people talking about? Humptulips are just a farking flower.

The name Humptulips may have come from a local Native American language, meaning 'hard to pole', referring to the difficulty local Native Americans had poling their canoes along the Humptulips River.[4] According to other sources the word means 'chilly region'.[5] Another possibility is that Humptulips was the name of a band of the Chehalis tribe.

The name is seen as humorous for its sexual innuendos like Lake Titicaca and F**king, Austria. (pops)

/uh, huh-huh, Wikipedia said "pole"

You hump the tulips, you pay the price.

cantsleep: Out of touch here. What the hell is "Snoo Snoo" supposed to mean?



I probably don't want to know.

Refer to the Futurama episode "Amazon Women In the Mood".

elffster:
WTF are you talking about? Humptulips is very farking far from Sequim.

Depends on context. It's pretty damned close if your choices are Sequim or the Kuiper belt.

Anyway, Humptulips is far enough from anything else that nobody bothers the assassin monks.

FloydA: elffster:
WTF are you talking about? Humptulips is very farking far from Sequim.

Depends on context. It's pretty damned close if your choices are Sequim or the Kuiper belt.

Anyway, Humptulips is far enough from anything else that nobody bothers the assassin monks.

Kuiper belt? Been there too'

/elves get around..

Smallberries:
We also ask them to say Issaquah.

You're too nice. I make them say Puyallup.

Growing up here I take for granted the ability to pronounce the local names, and used to take great pleasure in misdirecting tourists who grossly mispronounced them. My personal favorite has always been the tiny town of Queets, Wa. Driving through there my dad would always say "close the air vents so the Queets don't get in the car, those things are deadly."

MoronLessOff: AcneVulgaris: YOU FOOLS! YOU'LL BRING ON THE HUMPOCOLYPSE!

I fail to see the problem here.

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Pah-rump-pump-pump-pump....

Its pronounced Pig-wallop, for those that just have to try to say it

I loved living in Wa State. But Im weird, so there you go.

CalamitousCrasher: Or go to the fair.


Ah the Puyallup Fair.



Where else in this fine country can you watch fathers permanently traumatize and emotionally scar their sons by forcing them to simulate copulation with livestock in front of an audience?

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I barf'd.

MoronLessOff: FloydA: MoronLessOff: AcneVulgaris: YOU FOOLS! YOU'LL BRING ON THE HUMPOCOLYPSE!

I fail to see the problem here.

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Again, I fail to see the problem.

/It's your chance.

The Humpocalypse is not the problem.
The Humpocalypse is the solution!


_{/pronounced with a Umpty.}

St_Francis_P: ZAZ: You don't read about any of this humptulips nonsense in red states. Inland this would have been a simple meth-driven clubbing, but on the Pacific Coast it's some perverted sex crime.

This was inevitable after the repeal of DADT. Until we come to our senses, expect to see news about Humpturtles, Humpcamels, who knows what else.

Aren't all camels Humpcamels?