LOS ANGELES -- Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan crashed the party for Leonardo DiCaprio's movie "J. Edgar" and made such a scene that she made A-list attendees "uncomfortable."

What about B and C list attendees?

LewDux: LOS ANGELES -- Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan crashed the party for Leonardo DiCaprio's movie "J. Edgar" and made such a scene that she made A-list attendees "uncomfortable."

What about B and C list attendees?

They were busy taking notes and wondering why they hadn't thought of her moves first.

I'd like to believe she sounded like her impersonation in Robot Chicken as well...

No one likes the stench of failure, especially A-listers. I'm sure, in their opinion, she's worse than Mel.

greentea1985: So an actress whose spotlight is fading did something else desperate to keep the spotlight on her. Color me surprised.


The first something, of course, was a Playboy photo shoot. We may as well close the file on her and move on. Personally, I'm waiting on the Miley Cyrus Playboy shoot, unless some internet porn of her pops up.

Next year. Or '13. She's already spending money she doesn't have getting teeth whitening treatments after the pics recent surfaced of her suddenly brown chompers. Them's telltale meth teeth. She's way beyond just coke now.

greentea1985: So an actress whose spotlight is fading did something desperate to keep the spotlight on her. Color me surprised.

True dat.

Ed Finnerty: JasonOfOrillia: No one likes the stench of failure, especially A-listers. I'm sure, in their opinion, she's worse than Mel.

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Well you, sir, can kiss my grits.

This is one of those times when I feel sorry for her.

Hey, I can make fun of her and feel sorry for her too.

Congrats on the greenlight subs, but Meth, coke, pharmies, and alcohol are what will be the demise of her, not doing what 99% of the rest of Hollywood are doing, which is attention whoring.

Lohan's representative said, "She did not crash. She was invited by a guest who attended the event..."

Invited by a guest? WTF is that?

fish500: Lohan's representative said, "She did not crash. She was invited by a guest who attended the event..."

Invited by a guest? WTF is that?

She was their "Plus One."

I'll admit. I'm no fan of organized religion. As a general rule, I think it's destructive and stupid. But, I temper it with knowing that some people really really benefit from it and need something to believe in. It does help some people. Hopefully, Lohan will find Allah, Jesus, Buddha, (whatever blows your hair back), and get her life turned around, because as subby points out. It's just a matter of time now before her self destruction. No schadenfreude implied. She was a nice kid. It's the sh*ts to see her degrading herself like this.

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The old father in me hates to see anyone f*ck up that badly.

She was an invited guest the way an STD is an invited guest.

This is sad. How has no one been able to help this girl? Are they just waiting until she dies so they can publicly lament how tragic it all is?

/assholes

Just throw her in jail already. She should never have been allowed to do the playboy thing, she should have been thrown right in a cell. She will continue this behavior until she hits bottom and as long as the public, the paparazzi, and the court system keep enabling her, she'll never hit bottom. Only then will she pick up the pieces of her life. No more coddling.

fish500: Lohan's representative said, "She did not crash. She was invited by a guest who attended the event..."

Invited by a guest? WTF is that?

Someone must really hate Leonardo.

LewDux: LOS ANGELES -- Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan crashed the party for Leonardo DiCaprio's movie "J. Edgar" and made such a scene that she made A-list attendees "uncomfortable."

What about B and C list attendees?

They were just happy to be there and wish Lohan had approached them so they could be quoted about how uncomfortable it made them and how they pray that she gets the help she so sadly needs before asking the reporter if he's been watching their show and what did he/she think about last week's episode.

Grouchy Old Bear: fish500: Lohan's representative said, "She did not crash. She was invited by a guest who attended the event..."

Invited by a guest? WTF is that?

Someone must really hate Leonardo.

More like "An invited guest who was looking for an excuse to not go somewhere Lohan was mentioned he/she already had plans because he/she had to go to the J. Edgar party." and Lohan took it from there.

dogette: This is sad. How has no one been able to help this girl? Are they just waiting until she dies so they can publicly lament how tragic it all is?

/assholes

Please tell me you're kidding.

Ouch. How much lower does it get?

Lindsay sent one of her aides over, demanding to get a photo with them, but security shooed them away.

Smart move not wanting to be around Lohan and her AIDS.

asuming she does nothing to clean up her act and barring being hit by a toilet seat from space, Lohan has at least 5 to 10 years before her life style does her in.

PizzaJedi81: fish500: Lohan's representative said, "She did not crash. She was invited by a guest who attended the event..."

Invited by a guest? WTF is that?

She was their "Plus One."

Lohan: "I'm the 'plus one' for a guest that's inside"

Security: "Which guest is that again ma'am?"

Lohan: "The one that came without a guest!! Gah!!! Forget it! Let's just do this the old-fashioned way." (drops to knees and undoes security's pants)

wow she looks like alexis texas in that pic.

I'm sure the anus is unremarkable.

carl: Just throw her in jail already. She should never have been allowed to do the playboy thing, she should have been thrown right in a cell. She will continue this behavior until she hits bottom and as long as the public, the paparazzi, and the court system keep enabling her, she'll never hit bottom. Only then will she pick up the pieces of her life. No more coddling.

Dude, Judges need to fap too!

She best not be kicking off until after she enters the porn scene.

I wonder if there would be a market for celeb-public-humiliation-porn?
Maybe tied up and nailed outside of an A-Listers party or something?


No coffee makes VP a grouchy, hate-filled SOB.

FlashHarry: "lohan's representative."

i wonder what kind of shiatty-ass job that is exactly.

one step below "assistant coke whore"

Virtual Pariah: Maybe tied up and nailed outside of an A-Listers party or something?

So you've been to Bohemian Grove?

indarwinsshadow: I'll admit. I'm no fan of organized religion. As a general rule, I think it's destructive and stupid. But, I temper it with knowing that some people really really benefit from it and need something to believe in. It does help some people. Hopefully, Lohan will find Allah, Jesus, Buddha, (whatever blows your hair back), and get her life turned around, because as subby points out. It's just a matter of time now before her self destruction. No schadenfreude implied. She was a nice kid. It's the sh*ts to see her degrading herself like this.

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The old father in me hates to see anyone f*ck up that badly.

You're a good man.

If you haven't already, time to upgrade Lohan to #1 in your Celebrity Death Pool



"Come on in, Lindsay, the water is nice!"