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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Interesting Five nerds charged in candy stealing spree. They thought they could make a fast break, but police are reserving a special dark place for them in jail   (ajc.com) divider line 36
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Sock Ruh Tease
2011-11-06 08:46:17 AM
Five teenagers in Virginia stealing candy? The article forgot to mention how close to a ton their combined weight is.
 
numbone
2011-11-06 08:49:14 AM
What a case of Zeros looks like.

www.bestbuycandy.com
 
imagonyx123
2011-11-06 08:51:35 AM
I am sure they'll have big problems hiding their candy in jail.

/watch out for the Whoppers, kids
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-11-06 08:53:07 AM
I guess they'll find out what size Gobstopper will fit back there.
 
logic523
2011-11-06 08:55:36 AM
Headline made me snicker.
 
TheOther
2011-11-06 08:56:08 AM
*snicker*
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 08:56:16 AM
*licks cell wall*

"The dingleberries taste like dingleberries!"
 
Bad_ad85
2011-11-06 08:56:42 AM
A telephone message seeking comment left Saturday with a man listed as his attorney, Charles Ashton, was not immediately returned. The reporter is a lazy shiat.

/Fixed.
 
TheOther
2011-11-06 08:56:54 AM
GOTT VERDAMMT!!!!
 
McDougal
2011-11-06 08:57:24 AM
I wonder how much their bail was?
 
boobsrgood [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 09:07:35 AM
Quantum Apostrophe: I guess they'll find out what size Gobstopper will fit back there.

They only candy they'll be eating now is Anal Rape Justice. Amiright?
 
erveek
2011-11-06 09:16:50 AM
McDougal: I wonder how much their bail was?

100 grand.
 
CravenMorehead
2011-11-06 09:21:24 AM
They are in mounds of trouble. What a bunch of airheads. What are they trying to be, the 3 musketeers?
 
Rufus Lee King
2011-11-06 09:22:07 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
jmadisonbiii
2011-11-06 09:27:04 AM
boobsrgood: Quantum Apostrophe: I guess they'll find out what size Gobstopper will fit back there.

They only candy they'll be eating now is Anal Rape Justice. Amiright?

Followed by www.oldtimecandy.com
 
Freakin Rican
2011-11-06 09:31:09 AM
This is going to mounds to a lot of trouble for them

Got nuttin
 
Oh_Enough_Already
2011-11-06 09:33:05 AM
The candy shouldn't have been so racist!
 
PsiChi
2011-11-06 09:34:13 AM
Having many mini candy bars for post-breakfast coffee snack (Sunday is Junk Food Day), so definitely getting a kick...
 
exparrot
2011-11-06 09:38:23 AM
Watch your Zagnuts boys.
 
Harv72b [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 09:51:15 AM
Not (exactly) what they'll be getting in jail:
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Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 10:23:22 AM
*prison rape pun involving a type of candy*
 
NotARocketScientist
2011-11-06 10:57:01 AM
Don't they know that candy is bad for their Heath?
 
blackmtnmantheonly
2011-11-06 11:24:33 AM
You want a Walnetto?
 
Amishrabbit
2011-11-06 11:29:55 AM
Pants full of macaroni!!: *prison rape pun involving a type of candy*

Don't be so almond joyless. We're having fun-size here.
 
Kome
2011-11-06 12:09:56 PM
These boys thought they had found their pay day, but their haul wasn't even worth 100 grand. I guess these teens aren't smarties. Oh well, the other prisoners are in for a fun dip when they force their new cell mates to give them kisses and make their stars burst.
 
Voodoo_Stu
2011-11-06 12:23:53 PM
I just hope their cell mate isn't Mr Big.
 
Vlad_the_Inaner
2011-11-06 12:41:47 PM
Freakin Rican: This is going to mounds to a lot of trouble for them

Got nuttin

That's OK, I Snicker'd
 
eas81
2011-11-06 12:42:36 PM
McDougal: I wonder how much their bail was?

www.brooklyntobacco.com

/Crazy I know but hey
 
eas81
2011-11-06 12:46:27 PM
Sure hope they don't get Butterfingered by some Goobers looking for a Fun Dip.
 
eas81
2011-11-06 12:48:14 PM
Guessing one or all of those Runts will be yelling out OH Henry at some point, Shockers will be involoved.
 
Vlad_the_Inaner
2011-11-06 01:41:28 PM
eas81: Sure hope they don't get Butterfingered by some Goobers looking for a Fun Dip.

I hope the get it Good&Plenty
www.dylanscandybar.com
 
Shadowruni
2011-11-06 02:14:00 PM
This year halloween fell on a weekend
Me and geto boyz are trick-or-treating
Robbing little kids for bags
Till an old man got behind our ass
So we speeded up the pace
Took a look back and he was right before our face
We'd be in for a squab' no doubt

/obscure?
 
eas81
2011-11-06 04:46:24 PM
Shadowruni: This year halloween fell on a weekend
Me and geto boyz are trick-or-treating
Robbing little kids for bags
Till an old man got behind our ass
So we speeded up the pace
Took a look back and he was right before our face
We'd be in for a squab' no doubt

/obscure?

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-06 06:15:06 PM
Shadowruni: This year halloween fell on a weekend
Me and geto boyz are trick-or-treating
Robbing little kids for bags
Till an old man got behind our ass
So we speeded up the pace
Took a look back and he was right before our face
We'd be in for a squab' no doubt

/obscure?

The stupid, shiatty, tacked onto the end part of an otherwise great song.
 
Trucker
2011-11-06 09:32:38 PM
All I can see for the Three Muskateers is getting Whoppers stuffed up their Hershey highways, while the inmates Snicker, as they get their Zagnut.
 
Mofo_Jones
2011-11-07 12:58:05 AM
"Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't."
 
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