Soiled Underwear should post that image of Champale malt liquor.

Tellingthem: aevert: Miller High Life and a shot of bourbon?

Hipster Boilermaker?

That would be bourbon and Pabst.

WTF is happening with the sequence of the comments? Is anyone else seeing replies to comments before they even get posted?

Dammit, I'm not even drunk yet.

Something to do with daylight savings time?

What if someone found a way to combine bacon and cheese. Holy shiat, that would be awesome.

Heh, I was thinking more along the lines of that fishbowl special I had once.

This is cool too.

Cock champ beer?

Tellingthem: fusillade762: WTF is happening with the sequence of the comments? Is anyone else seeing replies to comments before they even get posted?

Dammit, I'm not even drunk yet.

Something to do with daylight savings time?

didn't you get the invite to the Fark Time travel party? We all got together and decided to go back one hour in time just to fark with other farkers...

Ah, thanks for the heads up. Be back in a jif, I just need to fetch my fez and bowtie.

Can I get a cockbepagne with my turducken?

Already taken care of.

Meh.

jaylectricity: econobox

chickenpox

No word on how much this stuff costs, but I'm guessing the 99%ers can't afford it.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to chug my cheapass $8 a fifth vodka out of the bottle.

Already taken care of.

malaktaus: Soiled Underwear: Already taken care of.

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Jesus Christ, that shiat's real? I thought it was just a Simpsons joke...


How you supposed to run a successful business, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor! You ain't representin'! You ain't keepin' it real!

fusillade762: No word on how much this stuff costs, but I'm guessing the 99%ers can't afford it.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to chug my cheapass $8 a fifth vodka out of the bottle.

man.. 80-99 are filthy farking rich.

Miller High Life and a shot of bourbon?

Soiled Underwear: Already taken care of.

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Jesus Christ, that shiat's real? I thought it was just a Simpsons joke...

jaylectricity: Haha, the time stamps in this thread got all messed up for me because of daylight savings time.

Thank you for that; I had completely forgotten.

jaylectricity: Why must we combine everything good all the time? There used to be a time when you could drive a car that was badass, fast, and used a lot of gas. Or you could get a tough truck that liked it rough.

I couldn't rhyme anything with an econobox.

My point is that each thing has it's own subtle advantages.

you're absolutely right and i'm tired of it myself. the breaking point was a commercial for some alcohol that has Tobasco sauce in it.

WTF? you want some Tobasco in your frickin' vodka or whatever, just dump it the fark in there.

it's like the past consumerism of goods, the excess of advertising, marketing and buying crap you didn't need is being replaced by drinks and foods in combinations you don't need. fark everything.

Tellingthem: didn't you get the invite to the Fark Time travel party? We all got together and decided to go back one hour in time just to fark with other farkers...

little ditty, bout Earl and Diane...

Sounds way too prosh for Fark. Seriously, "Garden Flower Infused Vodka"? This has girl-drink-drunk written all over it.

Do they have a "one bourbon, one scotch, one beer" combo?

KrispyKritter: jaylectricity: Why must we combine everything good all the time? There used to be a time when you could drive a car that was badass, fast, and used a lot of gas. Or you could get a tough truck that liked it rough.

I couldn't rhyme anything with an econobox.

My point is that each thing has it's own subtle advantages.

you're absolutely right and i'm tired of it myself. the breaking point was a commercial for some alcohol that has Tobasco sauce in it.

WTF? you want some Tobasco in your frickin' vodka or whatever, just dump it the fark in there.

it's like the past consumerism of goods, the excess of advertising, marketing and buying crap you didn't need is being replaced by drinks and foods in combinations you don't need. fark everything.

It's really infected ice cream flavors, too. I tend to be someone who likes plain, relatively simple, single-flavor ice creams. I like chocolate, strawberry, coffee, plain chocolate chip, that sort of thing. They just have a sort of "purity" about them that isn't there in all the latest Ben & Jerry's crap with three kinds of sugar syrup swirled through them and shiat like potato chips and candy mixed in. I wouldn't care that much (different things for different people) except that the mix-in crap has seemingly crowded out the classic flavors (except for vanilla) in most stored. Now, it can actually be difficult to find some of the simple flavors. There are companies making them, like Haagen Daz among others, but good luck finding a store that stocks more than a few reliably.

I don't know if it's that the plainer stuff doesn't sell as well, or if there is a bias towards marketing the latest creation of some committee of marketing clowns, or what. But some things just aren't better precombined and sold to you in packaged form.

Does this actually sound good to anyone? Yes, I would likely try it if offered a glass for free or very cheap.... but seriously, after reading the article and thinking about it, just sounds like some gimmick to say they've made something like Coors in a different way.

/altho if it really was like Coors, I'd even pass on the free sample...

So, you are not a drunk who drinks for the alcohol if what you drink is trendy, pretentious, or expensive?

illannoyin: Meh.


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res_nihil: Do they have a "one bourbon, one scotch, one beer" combo?

Came here for these. Leaving satiated, and slightly jilted.

Mnemia: KrispyKritter: jaylectricity: Why must we combine everything good all the time? There used to be a time when you could drive a car that was badass, fast, and used a lot of gas. Or you could get a tough truck that liked it rough.

I couldn't rhyme anything with an econobox.

My point is that each thing has it's own subtle advantages.

you're absolutely right and i'm tired of it myself. the breaking point was a commercial for some alcohol that has Tobasco sauce in it.

WTF? you want some Tobasco in your frickin' vodka or whatever, just dump it the fark in there.

it's like the past consumerism of goods, the excess of advertising, marketing and buying crap you didn't need is being replaced by drinks and foods in combinations you don't need. fark everything.

It's really infected ice cream flavors, too. I tend to be someone who likes plain, relatively simple, single-flavor ice creams. I like chocolate, strawberry, coffee, plain chocolate chip, that sort of thing. They just have a sort of "purity" about them that isn't there in all the latest Ben & Jerry's crap with three kinds of sugar syrup swirled through them and shiat like potato chips and candy mixed in. I wouldn't care that much (different things for different people) except that the mix-in crap has seemingly crowded out the classic flavors (except for vanilla) in most stored. Now, it can actually be difficult to find some of the simple flavors. There are companies making them, like Haagen Daz among others, but good luck finding a store that stocks more than a few reliably.

I don't know if it's that the plainer stuff doesn't sell as well, or if there is a bias towards marketing the latest creation of some committee of marketing clowns, or what. But some things just aren't better precombined and sold to you in packaged form.

While I generally agree with your ice cream feelings, there is a local ice cream place here that has incredible cinammon apple streusel ice cream. Cinnamon ice cream apple streusel bits in it.

It's delicious.

/csb
//I know that wasn't the point of your post

boilermaker'smark?

well, I've never wanted to go down to San Diego before, but I think I'm going to have to entertain my pseudo culinarian zymurgistic wanna be ways and go get SHIATTY DRUNK on this overpriced mad scientist concoction!

FlashHarry:



"Mine's a babycham"

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US Grant frowns upon your shenanigans.

It's either really really dusty in that room or that man has some hellacious dandruff. eeek.

jaylectricity: AverageAmericanGuy: What if someone found a way to combine bacon and cheese. Holy shiat, that would be awesome.

I've already patented the name "Pig Nipples"

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I called it chebacon.

Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!: jaylectricity: AverageAmericanGuy: What if someone found a way to combine bacon and cheese. Holy shiat, that would be awesome.

I've already patented the name "Pig Nipples"

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I called it chebacon.

that's the nasty ass-sandwich, was looking for the cheddar bacon spread... it was delicious on some tater-tots.