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(Daily Mail) Fail Grab your pencil and take this James Bond quiz. Brought to you from some folks who forgot to read RFC 1866, Section 8   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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2011-11-06 12:08:03 AM
Oh, it's a quiz ABOUT James Bond, not a James Bond like quiz.
 
2011-11-06 01:00:00 AM
Charles Gray was the best Blofeld.
 
2011-11-06 01:00:32 AM
fusillade762: Got 'em all except I couldn't name these two:

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Yes, I'm a huge James Bond nerd.



Welcome to the club.

Charles Gray is,incidentally,my second favorite Blofeld(after Donald Pleasence).

And that's the sultry Gemma Arterton from the nauseating Clash Of The Titans remake.
 
2011-11-06 01:01:34 AM
fusillade762: Got 'em all except I couldn't name these two:





Yes, I'm a huge James Bond nerd.


Same two I missed and the Die Another Day setting, never saw it.
/still don't believe that's the #1 Bond song
 
2011-11-06 01:14:54 AM
Apos: fusillade762:
Welcome to the club.

Charles Gray is,incidentally,my second favorite Blofeld(after Donald Pleasence).

And that's the sultry Gemma Arterton from the nauseating Clash Of The Titans remake.


whither_apophis: fusillade762:
Same two I missed and the Die Another Day setting, never saw it.


Wow, are you guys wizards? You commented on my post before I even made it.


/still don't believe that's the #1 Bond song

Oops, guess I missed that one, too. I just assumed Duran Duran had that one locked up.
 
2011-11-06 01:42:21 AM
Well played subby!! I wish they had a decent form to sumbit the damn answers!!
 
2011-11-06 01:46:21 AM
Got 'em all except I couldn't name these two:

i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk

Yes, I'm a huge James Bond nerd.
 
2011-11-06 02:00:34 AM
I stoped right after knowing more "james Bonds" then girls. Right after that I knew I'd be considered gay anyways so why bother?
 
2011-11-06 02:03:33 AM
fusillade762: Wow, are you guys wizards? You commented on my post before I even made it.

Daylight savings, farking everything up.

/Missed the blofeld actors
 
2011-11-06 02:15:43 AM
Jeez, I'm not particularly proud of my 100%. It was pretty easy.
 
2011-11-06 02:23:39 AM
The fark? Am I doing this quiz on pencil and paper? Your daily Fail
 
2011-11-06 02:24:47 AM
Jeezus print media is dead
 
2011-11-06 02:25:11 AM
I appreciate a RFC mention in the headline, subby.
 
2011-11-06 03:09:12 AM
I'm a bit disappointed that the luscious trio of Plenty O'Toole,Bambi and Thumper aren't mentioned in the article....Ah well.
 
2011-11-06 07:22:19 AM
The be all and end all bottom line final choice of Bond babes was Kristina Welborn, the babe who played the bad guy girl in Octocoont.
 
2011-11-06 07:53:39 AM
Let the sport- commence!
 
2011-11-06 08:37:13 AM
zerkalo: The fark? Am I doing this quiz on pencil and paper? Your daily Fail

this. what the fark - there's this thing called the internet - an INTERACTIVE network - that allows you to, you know, INTERACT with it.
 
2011-11-06 08:46:19 AM
RFC 1866 Hypertext Markup Language - 2.0 November 1995

8. Forms

A form is a template for a form data set and an associated
method and action URI. A form data set is a sequence of
name/value pair fields. The names are specified on the NAME
attributes of form input elements, and the values are given
initial values by various forms of markup and edited by the
user. The resulting form data set is used to access an
information service as a function of the action and method.
 
2011-11-06 08:50:52 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com "Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in. And I had so dreaded making this tedious journey alone."

files.myopera.com
"Presumably I'm the condemned man and obviously you're the hearty breakfast."

publisher-170.magnify.net
"Hi, I'm Plenty."
"But of course you are."
"Plenty O'Toole."
"Named after your father perhaps?"

www.movie-moron.com
"If at first you don't succeed Mr. Kidd...?"
"Try, try again, Mr. Wint."

my second favorite Bond movie.
 
2011-11-06 10:27:28 AM
fusillade762: Apos: fusillade762:
Welcome to the club.

Charles Gray is,incidentally,my second favorite Blofeld(after Donald Pleasence).

And that's the sultry Gemma Arterton from the nauseating Clash Of The Titans remake.

whither_apophis: fusillade762:
Same two I missed and the Die Another Day setting, never saw it.

Wow, are you guys wizards? You commented on my post before I even made it.


/still don't believe that's the #1 Bond song

Oops, guess I missed that one, too. I just assumed Duran Duran had that one locked up.


No, it is the Duran Duran song, not Die another day. I just meant duran duran???
 
2011-11-06 11:03:30 AM
fusillade762: Got 'em all except I couldn't name these two:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 148x200]

Yes, I'm a huge James Bond nerd.


Not knowing that should bring you nothing but shame.....just like his farking neck
 
2011-11-06 11:18:49 AM
Damn...I did not get one right.
 
2011-11-06 11:24:34 AM
I don't know how I feel about Donald Pleasence as the best Blofield. I mean, I like the Bond movies, but his just felt so forced. Losing to a Bond with "mystic Aztec puma powers"? Some people will pay to see anything, I guess.
 
2011-11-06 12:19:08 PM
If you count each part of each question as a point, I got 24/40.

Oh wait, this is fark. I'm supposed to say how I got them all right and even answered correctly questions they didn't even ask.
 
2011-11-06 01:31:46 PM
I like Blofeld better as a faceless, anonymous enemy.
 
2011-11-06 01:39:07 PM
wiredroach: I like Blofeld better as a faceless, anonymous enemy.


I'm still holding out hope that Blofeld is revealed to be the ultimate leader of QUANTUM.

/I mean, hey -- they 're-booted' James Bond, and took him back to the beginning of his career
//why not resurrect Blofeld..?
 
2011-11-06 01:39:22 PM
lithappens: I don't know how I feel about Donald Pleasence as the best Blofield. I mean, I like the Bond movies, but his just felt so forced. Losing to a Bond with "mystic Aztec puma powers"? Some people will pay to see anything, I guess.

I love you.
 
2011-11-06 02:03:30 PM
Knara: lithappens: I don't know how I feel about Donald Pleasence as the best Blofield. I mean, I like the Bond movies, but his just felt so forced. Losing to a Bond with "mystic Aztec puma powers"? Some people will pay to see anything, I guess.

I love you.


That's not as bad as Blofeld offering to buy Bond a delicatessen right before being dropped down a smokestack in For Your Eyes Only. Even if it was an inside joke.
 
2011-11-06 02:15:02 PM
droosan: wiredroach: I like Blofeld better as a faceless, anonymous enemy.


I'm still holding out hope that Blofeld is revealed to be the ultimate leader of QUANTUM.

/I mean, hey -- they 're-booted' James Bond, and took him back to the beginning of his career
//why not resurrect Blofeld..?


They didn't NECESSARILY reboot Bond, if you go by the theory that James Bond is more of a title for whoever holds the 007 designation. It's still the beginning of James Bond's career, but it's more correct to say A James Bond's career, rather than THE James Bond's career.
 
2011-11-06 03:42:13 PM
All I can say about Bond is, if a you meet a woman, and she introduces herself with "I'm Pussy Galore," and you don't fall over in a fit of helpless giggling, you're made of vastly sterner stuff than I could ever hope to be.
 
2011-11-06 06:24:29 PM
I'm still holding out hope that Blofeld is revealed to be the ultimate leader of QUANTUM.

/I mean, hey -- they 're-booted' James Bond, and took him back to the beginning of his career
//why not resurrect Blofeld..?


THAT would be teh awesome.

/LOVED Casino Royale
//arm yourself because no one else here will save you
///hmmm, much like Fark
 
2011-11-06 09:07:20 PM
Hugh Jassole: The be all and end all bottom line final choice of Bond babes was Kristina Welborn, the babe who played the bad guy girl in Octocoont.

Oh, no... that title would absolutely go to Corinne Clery in Moonraker.
 
2011-11-06 09:51:06 PM
Points for Subby.
 
2011-11-06 11:38:37 PM
Hugh Jassole: The be all and end all bottom line final choice of Bond babes was Kristina Welborn, the babe who played the bad guy girl in Octocoont.

www.thetruthaboutcars.com
 
2011-11-07 01:07:25 AM
Interesting (interesting to me anyway) bit of trivia

Before playing Blofeld, Charles Gray appeared as Australian intelligence office Dikko Henderson in You Only Live Twice making him one of two actors to play both a good guy and a villain in the Bond films.

/He'll always be the "No Neck" criminologist to me.
 
2011-11-07 05:02:32 AM
just_intonation: Corinne Cléry in Moonraker.

I still feel that (amidst reaaaaaaalllly tough competition) Eva Green is the Bond Girl with whom I'd most like to swap bodily fluids for a (fort)night but Mademoiselle Cléry is in the top five for sure.

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and apparently time as been kind to her:



i1197.photobucket.com (you're damn right I would, even now.)

/had to check the cheat sheet for only one answer.
//Charles Gray
 
2011-11-07 10:09:40 AM
All I missed were the actors who played Blofeld and the English actresses... Never was good at naming the other actors who played in the movies.
 
2011-11-07 10:29:42 AM
Sitting here wearing my Omega Seamaster and really getting a kick out of these replies
 
2011-11-07 12:14:50 PM
Quiz missed (or probably ignored) David Niven as James Bond in the original Casino Royale.
 
2011-11-07 07:38:26 PM
Kryllith: Quiz missed (or probably ignored) David Niven as James Bond in the original Casino Royale.

Most people do. Though it's better than some of the Moore movies (not that that's hard).
 
2011-11-08 08:50:52 AM
Kryllith: Quiz missed (or probably ignored) David Niven as James Bond in the original Casino Royale.

It said official Bond films. It also never mentioned Never Say Never Again. The official movies are those produced by Albert R. Broccoli Productions. The original Casino Royale and Never Say Never Again were produced by another company to compete with the main stream Bond films.
 
2011-11-08 10:29:48 AM
i never saw OHMSS so i missed those 2 and i missed the number one song I thought it was Live and Let Die by Paul McCarthy and wings.

Got all other answers though
oh i missed Charles Grey as Blofeld as well.
 
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