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(Some Guy) Amusing Lady Gaga is set for "A Very Gaga Thanksgiving," a TV special on ABC. She's going to make deep-fried turkey. This is not a joke   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 80
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2011-11-05 10:53:40 PM
I'd deep-fry her turkey, if you know what I mean.

/so sorry, very slow night here
 
2011-11-05 11:52:48 PM
Wear. She's going to wear a deep-fried turkey.
 
2011-11-05 11:57:27 PM
This is George Lucas' doing. He's underwriting it so that when he re-releases the Star Wars Christmas Special, people will be able to say "Well, at least it isn't as bad as that Gaga atrocity".
 
2011-11-06 12:18:11 AM
Deep fried turkey is AWESOME. Tender, delish and far more juicy than any roasted turkey. Plus it only takes about 45 minutes.
 
2011-11-06 12:21:06 AM
Sensei Can You See: Deep fried turkey is AWESOME. Tender, delish and far more juicy than any roasted turkey. Plus it only takes about 45 minutes.

THIS!

I love doing deep fried turkey for Thanksgiving. I just picked up more peanut oil today. Unfortunately there's been a crop failure on peanuts this year and this stuff got expensive. I just spent $50 for 4.5 gallons of figgen peanut oil that I'll only use once.
 
2011-11-06 12:46:55 AM
This ain't Halloween, and she's not Paul Lynde.

...but she tries, I guess.
 
2011-11-06 12:53:12 AM
jbuist: I love doing deep fried turkey for Thanksgiving. I just picked up more peanut oil today. Unfortunately there's been a crop failure on peanuts this year and this stuff got expensive. I just spent $50 for 4.5 gallons of figgen peanut oil that I'll only use once.

Let it cool completely, then immediately filter it once through a metal strainer, then through the strainer lined with several thicknesses of cheesecloth. Yes, it'll take a bit of time. Store it in gallon milk jugs (well rinsed and DRY before filling) in your outside fridge, or just plain leave 'em outside if you live someplace where it's cold. Use for your Christmas turkey, filter it again and store it, then use for New Year's Day chicken wings. Then toss it.
 
2011-11-06 12:56:28 AM
Between the turkey, cranberry, my drunk grandfather, mashed potatoes , my drunk cousin, gravy, my drunk Uncle, football games, pumpkin pie, my drunk Aunt, and black Friday sales, NOW I have to deal with Lady Gaga???
 
2011-11-06 01:10:36 AM
This is not a joke

Yes it is, Subby, it just also happens to be real.
 
2011-11-06 01:16:53 AM
dahmers love zombie: Use for your Christmas turkey,

Holy shiat, dude. You don't have turkey for Thanksgiving AND Christmas!
 
2011-11-06 01:18:47 AM
I hopefully that Chainsaw dude will tell us what they do for each holiday.
 
2011-11-06 01:19:30 AM
Lionel Mandress will wear a turkey.
 
2011-11-06 01:19:59 AM
That sounds about as edgy as a comfortable sweater.

Also, this will be our 6th fried turkey in a row. I think we have it down to a science.
 
2011-11-06 01:33:15 AM
Maybe she can wear a turkey dress and deep fry herself.

That would be awesome.
 
2011-11-06 01:43:42 AM
jaylectricity: Holy shiat, dude. You don't have turkey for Thanksgiving AND Christmas!

We do turkey on Thanksgiving and turkey + ham OR prime rib for Christmas.

Like I get to pick the traditions. Costly ass sh*t.
 
2011-11-06 03:28:49 AM
Occam's Chainsaw: Like I get to pick the traditions.

I try to START traditions, myself.
 
2011-11-06 04:35:10 AM
That unfortunate turkeys gonna look like it got stuck in a golf ball dimpler...
 
2011-11-06 04:47:05 AM
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2011-11-06 04:56:27 AM
Alright, I'll say it: if you aren't deep-frying your turkey for Thanksgiving, you aren't a true American.

Actually if you want to know something weird, when I was growing up my family has always put oysters in our stuffing. Never could figure out where that originated, seeing as how we lived in buttfark nowhere Indiana. A catholic thing maybe? Anyways, sometimes it tasted amazing, other times just the smell of it made me feel nauseous.
 
2011-11-06 04:56:45 AM
Oh, it's a joke alright.
 
2011-11-06 04:57:53 AM
LOL Lady Gaga has a cock
 
2011-11-06 05:02:40 AM
Use a 6er of Dr Pepper and send me an invite, honey, and I'll make it a night to remember!

/and you supply me with 32 rubbers
//extra medium
 
2011-11-06 05:03:37 AM
Where's Robert Palmer when you need 'im?

/no whammies no whammies STOP
 
2011-11-06 05:04:08 AM
Passive Aggressive Larry: Alright, I'll say it: if you aren't deep-frying your turkey for Thanksgiving, you aren't a true American.

Actually if you want to know something weird, when I was growing up my family has always put oysters in our stuffing. Never could figure out where that originated, seeing as how we lived in buttfark nowhere Indiana. A catholic thing maybe? Anyways, sometimes it tasted amazing, other times just the smell of it made me feel nauseous.


For some reason I thought the oyster stuffing was a New England thing. I've never had it though, my family's stuffing recipe is basically a savory bread pudding.
 
2011-11-06 05:10:35 AM
rynthetyn: Passive Aggressive Larry: Alright, I'll say it: if you aren't deep-frying your turkey for Thanksgiving, you aren't a true American.

Actually if you want to know something weird, when I was growing up my family has always put oysters in our stuffing. Never could figure out where that originated, seeing as how we lived in buttfark nowhere Indiana. A catholic thing maybe? Anyways, sometimes it tasted amazing, other times just the smell of it made me feel nauseous.

For some reason I thought the oyster stuffing was a New England thing. I've never had it though, my family's stuffing recipe is basically a savory bread pudding.


I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, and I've never heard or experienced oysters in stuffing.

/stuffing clams, though...all the time.
/bow chicka wah wow
 
2011-11-06 05:13:28 AM
Well I tried looking up where the hell this oyster stuffing tradition in my family might have come from, and it looks like it might be a New England thing. Any East Coast farkers do this for Thanksgiving? It actually sounds pretty old school as far as Thanksgiving goes, and my family goes way back in this country, I guess it could have found it's way to Indiana. You'd think we'd have dropped it a few generations ago though, nobody eats oysters in Indiana, and I don't even know where the fark my elderly grandmother used to buy them to make the stuff.
 
2011-11-06 05:25:39 AM
Passive Aggressive Larry: Well I tried looking up where the hell this oyster stuffing tradition in my family might have come from, and it looks like it might be a New England thing. Any East Coast farkers do this for Thanksgiving? It actually sounds pretty old school as far as Thanksgiving goes, and my family goes way back in this country, I guess it could have found it's way to Indiana. You'd think we'd have dropped it a few generations ago though, nobody eats oysters in Indiana, and I don't even know where the fark my elderly grandmother used to buy them to make the stuff.

Oysters are very much an old new england type thing, like first thanksgiving old. Oyster stuffing is kind of a throwback to that, but yeah, its pretty regional, like cornbread stuffing in the south.
 
2011-11-06 05:36:23 AM
Motorcycle: Check. Shark in tank: Check. 3...2...1
 
2011-11-06 06:22:17 AM
Gag Reflex has,once again,succeeded in gobbling up the spotlight. From a condemned creature that only gets maybe 4 hours to live. Unbelievable.
 
2011-11-06 06:30:33 AM
Apos: Gag Reflex has,once again,succeeded in gobbling up the spotlight. From a condemned creature that only gets maybe 4 hours to live. Unbelievable.

You're hater, your purple prose just gives you away. Seek help
 
2011-11-06 06:59:54 AM
came for the golfball dimpler, leaving satisfied.


dahmers love zombie: then through the strainer lined with several thicknesses of cheesecloth.

For small batch frying I'd put my oil through coffee filters... is that just inefficient given the amount of oil (4.5 gall) you're dealing with?
 
2011-11-06 07:20:26 AM
LewDux: Apos: Gag Reflex has,once again,succeeded in gobbling up the spotlight. From a condemned creature that only gets maybe 4 hours to live. Unbelievable.

You're hater, your purple prose just gives you away. Seek help


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2011-11-06 07:48:49 AM
Passive Aggressive Larry: Well I tried looking up where the hell this oyster stuffing tradition in my family might have come from, and it looks like it might be a New England thing. Any East Coast farkers do this for Thanksgiving? It actually sounds pretty old school as far as Thanksgiving goes, and my family goes way back in this country, I guess it could have found it's way to Indiana. You'd think we'd have dropped it a few generations ago though, nobody eats oysters in Indiana, and I don't even know where the fark my elderly grandmother used to buy them to make the stuff.

Grew up in Iowa. We didn't have an oyster stuffing tradition but did have an oyster stew tradition for x-mas which may be related. Don't know of anyone else who had that tradition in the midwest either.
 
2011-11-06 07:59:07 AM
Next up: A Very Gaga Christmas.

Gaga loves Chachi

Eight Gagas are Enough

The View2 with Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, and Lady Gaga

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2011-11-06 08:19:25 AM
LewDux: [img171.imageshack.us image 500x375]

That poor unfortunate guy looks like he got his head stuck in a head crab.

Where's a crowbar when you need one?
 
2011-11-06 08:43:27 AM
Sensei Can You See: Deep fried turkey is AWESOME. Tender, delish and far more juicy than any roasted turkey. Plus it only takes about 45 minutes.

Deep friend turkey is awesome. Lady Gaga isn't.
 
2011-11-06 08:45:30 AM
bravian: Sensei Can You See: Deep fried turkey is AWESOME. Tender, delish and far more juicy than any roasted turkey. Plus it only takes about 45 minutes.

Deep friend turkey is awesome. Lady Gaga isn't.


A strange thing to say about someone who can play AND compose music. Do a search on YouTube for Stefani Germanotta. The girl can sing AND play piano AND write her own stuff. She's not as cryptic and poor as Tori Amos, but they do the same stuff. Oh, and LG can dance and has a rockin' bod
Go be old somewhere else.
 
2011-11-06 08:46:08 AM
Passive Aggressive Larry: Actually if you want to know something weird, when I was growing up my family has always put oysters in our stuffing. Never could figure out where that originated, seeing as how we lived in buttfark nowhere Indiana. A catholic thing maybe? Anyways, sometimes it tasted amazing, other times just the smell of it made me feel nauseous.

Perhaps your family migrated from the northeast or northwest at some point?

/traditions start somewhere
 
2011-11-06 08:51:15 AM
LewDux: A strange thing to say about someone who can play AND compose music. Do a search on YouTube for Stefani Germanotta. The girl can sing AND play piano AND write her own stuff. She's not as cryptic and poor as Tori Amos, but they do the same stuff. Oh, and LG can dance and has a rockin' bod
Go be old somewhere else.


Being gay - I'm required by our bylaws to like the biatch. But I can't. I simply can't. I found some of her early stuff fun but her act onstage and her attention whoring (especially over the Target fiasco) got old quickly. I simply can't listen to her now.

/I also don't like Madonna
//I'm allowed to keep my gay card because I once saw Cher live
 
2011-11-06 08:53:05 AM
bravian: LewDux: A strange thing to say about someone who can play AND compose music. Do a search on YouTube for Stefani Germanotta. The girl can sing AND play piano AND write her own stuff. She's not as cryptic and poor as Tori Amos, but they do the same stuff. Oh, and LG can dance and has a rockin' bod
Go be old somewhere else.

Being gay - I'm required by our bylaws to like the biatch. But I can't. I simply can't. I found some of her early stuff fun but her act onstage and her attention whoring (especially over the Target fiasco) got old quickly. I simply can't listen to her now.

/I also don't like Madonna
//I'm allowed to keep my gay card because I once saw Cher live


You know the ones who hate and make fun of something they don't understand are just idiots. Most of her music has a message if you are smart enough to figure it out. I am so tired of people hating what they dont understand and what they can't control in A "FREE Country" ha America not so free anymore. but like i said people hate what they dont understand and control. She is a artist which i suppose most dont get but hey if you dont get it dont watch it and rag on it. just dont watch
 
2011-11-06 09:45:57 AM
bravian: Being gay - I'm required by our bylaws to like the biatch. But I can't. I simply can't.


No sodomy for you tonight!
 
2011-11-06 10:09:18 AM
Awesome!

// on many levels

///also had oysters in the stuffing, grew up in Colorado
 
2011-11-06 10:10:20 AM
I'll watch it. So will you.
 
2011-11-06 10:12:39 AM
LewDux: bravian: LewDux: A strange thing to say about someone who can play AND compose music. Do a search on YouTube for Stefani Germanotta. The girl can sing AND play piano AND write her own stuff. She's not as cryptic and poor as Tori Amos, but they do the same stuff. Oh, and LG can dance and has a rockin' bod
Go be old somewhere else.

Being gay - I'm required by our bylaws to like the biatch. But I can't. I simply can't. I found some of her early stuff fun but her act onstage and her attention whoring (especially over the Target fiasco) got old quickly. I simply can't listen to her now.

/I also don't like Madonna
//I'm allowed to keep my gay card because I once saw Cher live

You know the ones who hate and make fun of something they don't understand are just idiots. Most of her music has a message if you are smart enough to figure it out. I am so tired of people hating what they dont understand and what they can't control in A "FREE Country" ha America not so free anymore. but like i said people hate what they dont understand and control. She is a artist which i suppose most dont get but hey if you dont get it dont watch it and rag on it. just dont watch


You know, for a while there I thought you really were a hardcore Lady Gaga fan, but this is way too over the top to be real.
 
2011-11-06 10:12:56 AM
Weber turkey guy here but, for you fryers, paint strainers for 5 gal. buckets work great for cleaning up your oil.
 
2011-11-06 10:14:47 AM
ColSanders: I'll watch it. So will you.

Is that how you justify watching Dancing With The Stars and every Bachelor/Bachelorette series? Pretending all the "haters" secretly love it like you.
 
2011-11-06 10:32:20 AM
bravian: Sensei Can You See: Deep fried turkey is AWESOME. Tender, delish and far more juicy than any roasted turkey. Plus it only takes about 45 minutes.

Deep friend turkey is awesome. Lady Gaga isn't.


Is it even possible to be deep friends with a turkey?
 
2011-11-06 10:33:37 AM
Gaga will even whip up a few Thanksgiving dishes, including deep-fried turkey and waffles.

I have never, ever heard of waffles being part of a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.
 
2011-11-06 10:36:58 AM
I'm impressed that the Star Wars special was mentioned within the first three posts.
 
2011-11-06 10:41:37 AM
I would rather watch Tori Amos grind sausage.
 
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