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Lady Gaga is set for "A Very Gaga Thanksgiving," a TV special on ABC. She's going to make deep-fried turkey. This is not a joke
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Sgygus
2011-11-05 10:53:40 PM
I'd deep-fry her turkey, if you know what I mean.
/so sorry, very slow night here
Occam's Chainsaw
2011-11-05 11:52:48 PM
Wear. She's going to
wear
a deep-fried turkey.
dahmers love zombie
2011-11-05 11:57:27 PM
This is George Lucas' doing. He's underwriting it so that when he re-releases the Star Wars Christmas Special, people will be able to say "Well, at least it isn't as bad as that Gaga atrocity".
Sensei Can You See
2011-11-06 12:18:11 AM
Deep fried turkey is AWESOME. Tender, delish and far more juicy than any roasted turkey. Plus it only takes about 45 minutes.
jbuist
2011-11-06 12:21:06 AM
Sensei Can You See
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Deep fried turkey is AWESOME. Tender, delish and far more juicy than any roasted turkey. Plus it only takes about 45 minutes.
THIS!
I love doing deep fried turkey for Thanksgiving. I just picked up more peanut oil today. Unfortunately there's been a crop failure on peanuts this year and this stuff got expensive. I just spent $50 for 4.5 gallons of figgen peanut oil that I'll only use once.
FirstNationalBastard
2011-11-06 12:46:55 AM
This ain't Halloween, and she's not Paul Lynde.
...but she tries, I guess.
dahmers love zombie
2011-11-06 12:53:12 AM
jbuist
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I love doing deep fried turkey for Thanksgiving. I just picked up more peanut oil today. Unfortunately there's been a crop failure on peanuts this year and this stuff got expensive. I just spent $50 for 4.5 gallons of figgen peanut oil that I'll only use once.
Let it cool completely, then immediately filter it once through a metal strainer, then through the strainer lined with several thicknesses of cheesecloth. Yes, it'll take a bit of time. Store it in gallon milk jugs (well rinsed and DRY before filling) in your outside fridge, or just plain leave 'em outside if you live someplace where it's cold. Use for your Christmas turkey, filter it again and store it, then use for New Year's Day chicken wings. Then toss it.
vernonFL
2011-11-06 12:56:28 AM
Between the turkey, cranberry, my drunk grandfather, mashed potatoes , my drunk cousin, gravy, my drunk Uncle, football games, pumpkin pie, my drunk Aunt, and black Friday sales, NOW I have to deal with Lady Gaga???
nmrsnr
2011-11-06 01:10:36 AM
This is not a joke
Yes it is,
Subby
, it just also happens to be real.
jaylectricity
2011-11-06 01:16:53 AM
dahmers love zombie
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Use for your Christmas turkey,
Holy shiat, dude. You don't have turkey for Thanksgiving AND Christmas!
jaylectricity
2011-11-06 01:18:47 AM
I hopefully that Chainsaw dude will tell us what they do for each holiday.
jaylectricity
2011-11-06 01:19:30 AM
Lionel Mandress will wear a turkey.
cameroncrazy1984
2011-11-06 01:19:59 AM
That sounds about as edgy as a comfortable sweater.
Also, this will be our 6th fried turkey in a row. I think we have it down to a science.
Lionel Mandrake
2011-11-06 01:33:15 AM
Maybe she can wear a turkey dress and deep fry herself.
That would be awesome.
Occam's Chainsaw
2011-11-06 01:43:42 AM
jaylectricity
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Holy shiat, dude. You don't have turkey for Thanksgiving AND Christmas!
We do turkey on Thanksgiving and turkey + ham OR prime rib for Christmas.
Like I get to pick the traditions. Costly ass sh*t.
doglover
2011-11-06 03:28:49 AM
Occam's Chainsaw
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Like I get to pick the traditions.
I try to START traditions, myself.
Cyno01
2011-11-06 04:35:10 AM
That unfortunate turkeys gonna look like it got stuck in a golf ball dimpler...
LewDux
2011-11-06 04:47:05 AM
Passive Aggressive Larry
2011-11-06 04:56:27 AM
Alright, I'll say it: if you aren't deep-frying your turkey for Thanksgiving, you aren't a true American.
Actually if you want to know something weird, when I was growing up my family has always put oysters in our stuffing. Never could figure out where that originated, seeing as how we lived in buttfark nowhere Indiana. A catholic thing maybe? Anyways, sometimes it tasted amazing, other times just the smell of it made me feel nauseous.
Crudbucket
2011-11-06 04:56:45 AM
Oh, it's a joke alright.
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat
2011-11-06 04:57:53 AM
LOL Lady Gaga has a cock
urban.derelict
2011-11-06 05:02:40 AM
Use a 6er of Dr Pepper and send me an invite, honey, and I'll make it a night to remember!
/and you supply me with 32 rubbers
//extra medium
urban.derelict
2011-11-06 05:03:37 AM
Where's Robert
Palmer
when you need 'im?
/no whammies no whammies STOP
rynthetyn
2011-11-06 05:04:08 AM
Passive Aggressive Larry
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Alright, I'll say it: if you aren't deep-frying your turkey for Thanksgiving, you aren't a true American.
Actually if you want to know something weird, when I was growing up my family has always put oysters in our stuffing. Never could figure out where that originated, seeing as how we lived in buttfark nowhere Indiana. A catholic thing maybe? Anyways, sometimes it tasted amazing, other times just the smell of it made me feel nauseous.
For some reason I thought the oyster stuffing was a New England thing. I've never had it though, my family's stuffing recipe is basically a savory bread pudding.
Crudbucket
2011-11-06 05:10:35 AM
rynthetyn
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Passive Aggressive Larry: Alright, I'll say it: if you aren't deep-frying your turkey for Thanksgiving, you aren't a true American.
Actually if you want to know something weird, when I was growing up my family has always put oysters in our stuffing. Never could figure out where that originated, seeing as how we lived in buttfark nowhere Indiana. A catholic thing maybe? Anyways, sometimes it tasted amazing, other times just the smell of it made me feel nauseous.
For some reason I thought the oyster stuffing was a New England thing. I've never had it though, my family's stuffing recipe is basically a savory bread pudding.
I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, and I've never heard or experienced oysters in stuffing.
/stuffing clams, though...all the time.
/bow chicka wah wow
Passive Aggressive Larry
2011-11-06 05:13:28 AM
Well I tried looking up where the hell this oyster stuffing tradition in my family might have come from, and it looks like it might be a New England thing. Any East Coast farkers do this for Thanksgiving? It actually sounds pretty old school as far as Thanksgiving goes, and my family goes way back in this country, I guess it could have found it's way to Indiana. You'd think we'd have dropped it a few generations ago though, nobody eats oysters in Indiana, and I don't even know where the fark my elderly grandmother used to buy them to make the stuff.
Cyno01
2011-11-06 05:25:39 AM
Passive Aggressive Larry
:
Well I tried looking up where the hell this oyster stuffing tradition in my family might have come from, and it looks like it might be a New England thing. Any East Coast farkers do this for Thanksgiving? It actually sounds pretty old school as far as Thanksgiving goes, and my family goes way back in this country, I guess it could have found it's way to Indiana. You'd think we'd have dropped it a few generations ago though, nobody eats oysters in Indiana, and I don't even know where the fark my elderly grandmother used to buy them to make the stuff.
Oysters are very much an old new england type thing, like
first
thanksgiving old. Oyster stuffing is kind of a throwback to that, but yeah, its pretty regional, like cornbread stuffing in the south.
a2revolver
2011-11-06 05:36:23 AM
Motorcycle: Check. Shark in tank: Check. 3...2...1
Apos
2011-11-06 06:22:17 AM
Gag Reflex has,once again,succeeded in gobbling up the spotlight. From a condemned creature that only gets maybe 4 hours to live. Unbelievable.
LewDux
2011-11-06 06:30:33 AM
Apos
:
Gag Reflex has,once again,succeeded in gobbling up the spotlight. From a condemned creature that only gets maybe 4 hours to live. Unbelievable.
You're hater, your purple prose just gives you away. Seek help
mekkab
2011-11-06 06:59:54 AM
came for the golfball dimpler, leaving satisfied.
dahmers love zombie
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then through the strainer lined with several thicknesses of cheesecloth.
For small batch frying I'd put my oil through coffee filters... is that just inefficient given the amount of oil (4.5 gall) you're dealing with?
Monkeyfark Ridiculous
2011-11-06 07:20:26 AM
LewDux
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Apos: Gag Reflex has,once again,succeeded in gobbling up the spotlight. From a condemned creature that only gets maybe 4 hours to live. Unbelievable.
You're hater, your purple prose just gives you away. Seek help
seewhatyoudidthere.jpg
JackalRabbit
2011-11-06 07:48:49 AM
Passive Aggressive Larry
:
Well I tried looking up where the hell this oyster stuffing tradition in my family might have come from, and it looks like it might be a New England thing. Any East Coast farkers do this for Thanksgiving? It actually sounds pretty old school as far as Thanksgiving goes, and my family goes way back in this country, I guess it could have found it's way to Indiana. You'd think we'd have dropped it a few generations ago though, nobody eats oysters in Indiana, and I don't even know where the fark my elderly grandmother used to buy them to make the stuff.
Grew up in Iowa. We didn't have an oyster stuffing tradition but did have an oyster stew tradition for x-mas which may be related. Don't know of anyone else who had that tradition in the midwest either.
Balchinian
2011-11-06 07:59:07 AM
Next up: A Very Gaga Christmas.
Gaga loves Chachi
Eight Gagas are Enough
The View2 with Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, and Lady Gaga
[idontwanttoliveonthisplanet.jpg]
Glitchwerks
2011-11-06 08:19:25 AM
LewDux
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That poor unfortunate guy looks like he got his head stuck in a head crab.
Where's a crowbar when you need one?
bravian
2011-11-06 08:43:27 AM
Sensei Can You See
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Deep fried turkey is AWESOME. Tender, delish and far more juicy than any roasted turkey. Plus it only takes about 45 minutes.
Deep friend turkey is awesome. Lady Gaga isn't.
LewDux
2011-11-06 08:45:30 AM
bravian
:
Sensei Can You See: Deep fried turkey is AWESOME. Tender, delish and far more juicy than any roasted turkey. Plus it only takes about 45 minutes.
Deep friend turkey is awesome. Lady Gaga isn't.
A strange thing to say about someone who can play AND compose music. Do a search on YouTube for Stefani Germanotta. The girl can sing AND play piano AND write her own stuff. She's not as cryptic and poor as Tori Amos, but they do the same stuff. Oh, and LG can dance and has a rockin' bod
Go be old somewhere else.
bravian
2011-11-06 08:46:08 AM
Passive Aggressive Larry
:
Actually if you want to know something weird, when I was growing up my family has always put oysters in our stuffing. Never could figure out where that originated, seeing as how we lived in buttfark nowhere Indiana. A catholic thing maybe? Anyways, sometimes it tasted amazing, other times just the smell of it made me feel nauseous.
Perhaps your family migrated from the northeast or northwest at some point?
/traditions start somewhere
bravian
2011-11-06 08:51:15 AM
LewDux
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A strange thing to say about someone who can play AND compose music. Do a search on YouTube for Stefani Germanotta. The girl can sing AND play piano AND write her own stuff. She's not as cryptic and poor as Tori Amos, but they do the same stuff. Oh, and LG can dance and has a rockin' bod
Go be old somewhere else.
Being gay - I'm required by our bylaws to like the biatch. But I can't. I simply can't. I found some of her early stuff fun but her act onstage and her attention whoring (especially over the Target fiasco) got old quickly. I simply can't listen to her now.
/I also don't like Madonna
//I'm allowed to keep my gay card because I once saw Cher live
LewDux
2011-11-06 08:53:05 AM
bravian
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LewDux: A strange thing to say about someone who can play AND compose music. Do a search on YouTube for Stefani Germanotta. The girl can sing AND play piano AND write her own stuff. She's not as cryptic and poor as Tori Amos, but they do the same stuff. Oh, and LG can dance and has a rockin' bod
Go be old somewhere else.
Being gay - I'm required by our bylaws to like the biatch. But I can't. I simply can't. I found some of her early stuff fun but her act onstage and her attention whoring (especially over the Target fiasco) got old quickly. I simply can't listen to her now.
/I also don't like Madonna
//I'm allowed to keep my gay card because I once saw Cher live
You know the ones who hate and make fun of something they don't understand are just idiots. Most of her music has a message if you are smart enough to figure it out. I am so tired of people hating what they dont understand and what they can't control in A "FREE Country" ha America not so free anymore. but like i said people hate what they dont understand and control. She is a artist which i suppose most dont get but hey if you dont get it dont watch it and rag on it. just dont watch
moof
2011-11-06 09:45:57 AM
bravian
:
Being gay - I'm required by our bylaws to like the biatch. But I can't. I simply can't.
No sodomy for you tonight!
Cuthbert Allgood
2011-11-06 10:09:18 AM
Awesome!
// on many levels
///also had oysters in the stuffing, grew up in Colorado
ColSanders
2011-11-06 10:10:20 AM
I'll watch it. So will you.
browntimmy
2011-11-06 10:12:39 AM
LewDux
:
bravian: LewDux: A strange thing to say about someone who can play AND compose music. Do a search on YouTube for Stefani Germanotta. The girl can sing AND play piano AND write her own stuff. She's not as cryptic and poor as Tori Amos, but they do the same stuff. Oh, and LG can dance and has a rockin' bod
Go be old somewhere else.
Being gay - I'm required by our bylaws to like the biatch. But I can't. I simply can't. I found some of her early stuff fun but her act onstage and her attention whoring (especially over the Target fiasco) got old quickly. I simply can't listen to her now.
/I also don't like Madonna
//I'm allowed to keep my gay card because I once saw Cher live
You know the ones who hate and make fun of something they don't understand are just idiots. Most of her music has a message if you are smart enough to figure it out. I am so tired of people hating what they dont understand and what they can't control in A "FREE Country" ha America not so free anymore. but like i said people hate what they dont understand and control. She is a artist which i suppose most dont get but hey if you dont get it dont watch it and rag on it. just dont watch
You know, for a while there I thought you really were a hardcore Lady Gaga fan, but this is way too over the top to be real.
Greydog
2011-11-06 10:12:56 AM
Weber turkey guy here but, for you fryers, paint strainers for 5 gal. buckets work great for cleaning up your oil.
browntimmy
2011-11-06 10:14:47 AM
ColSanders
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I'll watch it. So will you.
Is that how you justify watching Dancing With The Stars and every Bachelor/Bachelorette series? Pretending all the "haters" secretly love it like you.
Pants full of macaroni!!
2011-11-06 10:32:20 AM
bravian
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Sensei Can You See: Deep fried turkey is AWESOME. Tender, delish and far more juicy than any roasted turkey. Plus it only takes about 45 minutes.
Deep friend turkey is awesome. Lady Gaga isn't.
Is it even possible to be deep friends with a turkey?
squirrel_spam
2011-11-06 10:33:37 AM
Gaga will even whip up a few Thanksgiving dishes, including deep-fried turkey and waffles.
I have never, ever heard of waffles being part of a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.
Nuclear Monk
2011-11-06 10:36:58 AM
I'm impressed that the Star Wars special was mentioned within the first three posts.
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
2011-11-06 10:41:37 AM
I would rather watch Tori Amos grind sausage.
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