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(The Sun News)   Three prostitutes arrested, two of them were charging $250 and one only wanted a beer in exchange for sex. Guess which one wanted the beer (mugshots in link)   (thesunnews.com ) divider line
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2011-11-05 06:20:40 PM  
Okay, but domestic only. No way in hell I'd pay for an import
 
2011-11-05 06:28:17 PM  
Horry County? Really?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-11-05 06:42:55 PM  
The middle one is poorly rendered. Her forehead is pixelated.
 
2011-11-05 07:39:00 PM  
I think in a just world, it should have been two charging a beer, and one charging $250.
 
2011-11-05 08:07:16 PM  

R.A.Danny: Horry County? Really?


They're not heathens like the folks in Slutspuddle County.
 
2011-11-05 08:15:04 PM  
I would not pay $250 for any of them.
 
2011-11-05 08:16:30 PM  
Normally women charging a man money for sex is called "dating"

Western girls are all liberated now, and so they only partially do this. In Asia, it's still full on "Buy me this and we fark. Buy me nothing and we don't."
 
2011-11-05 08:16:41 PM  
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2011-11-05 08:17:16 PM  
do I win?
 
2011-11-05 08:17:43 PM  

R.A.Danny: Horry County? Really?


The H is silent.
 
2011-11-05 08:17:45 PM  
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I don't generally biatch about login-required sites, but come the fark on. I'm not registering for some shiatty newspaper in South Carolina just to to read TFA.
 
2011-11-05 08:19:10 PM  
I wouldn't pay $250 for all three of them together.

/liar
/I totally would
 
2011-11-05 08:21:03 PM  

domo_kun_sai: I would not pay $2.50 for any of them.


FTFY.
 
2011-11-05 08:21:05 PM  
The 2 asking for $250 must have already worked through a bunch of beers .
 
2011-11-05 08:21:09 PM  
but Spreng had agreed to a sexual act in exchange for beer

That's not prostitution. Around here we call that "Thursday night".
 
2011-11-05 08:21:18 PM  
Must be some really ugly dudes to pay for sex in horry coonty.
 
2011-11-05 08:21:27 PM  

chrisgon: I wouldn't pay $250 for all three of them together.

/liar
/I totally would


I wouldn't pay $250 for the 3 of them together, but I'd pay $500 for the first two together.
 
2011-11-05 08:21:37 PM  
If I could have three of the top one please.

Thank you.
 
2011-11-05 08:23:30 PM  
What will a case of Milwaukee's Best get me?

Other than an STD?
 
2011-11-05 08:23:34 PM  

doglover: Normally women charging a man money for sex is called "dating"

Western girls are all liberated now, and so they only partially do this. In Asia, it's still full on "Buy me this and we fark. Buy me nothing and we don't."


That's why I don't get why prostitution is illegal. Dating and marriage are nothing more than socially acceptable forms of prostitution, but it's couched in the bullshiat guise of love and romance.

However, straight and honest "I will give you goods or cash for sex" is illegal.
 
2011-11-05 08:23:42 PM  

R.A.Danny: Horry County? Really?


Came for Horry County.
 
2011-11-05 08:23:59 PM  

fusillade762: but Spreng had agreed to a sexual act in exchange for beer

That's not prostitution. Around here we call that "Thursday night".


Your neighborhood has a certain directness. I like that.

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-05 08:24:08 PM  
You get what you pay for.
 
2011-11-05 08:24:36 PM  
seriously, sex for beer? in most college towns, that's called a date. they just don't say it explicitly.
 
2011-11-05 08:24:55 PM  
Regular price, regular price, four bucks....the "new" Dominos special.
 
2011-11-05 08:25:36 PM  

TravisBickle62: What will a case of Milwaukee's Best get me?

Other than an STD?


It will get you a single can PBR quality gal.
 
2011-11-05 08:26:34 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dating and marriage are nothing more than socially acceptable forms of prostitution


No.

Marriage is a legalized form of NOT prostitution where two people pay a great sum of money and invest a lot of time and effort to never have sex again.
 
2011-11-05 08:28:13 PM  
The old hooker wants the beer while the zombie hooker wants your flesh!
 
2011-11-05 08:28:32 PM  

doglover: Normally women charging a man money for sex is called "dating"

Western girls are all liberated now, and so they only partially do this. In Asia, it's still full on "Buy me this and we fark. Buy me nothing and we don't."


What, seriously?
 
2011-11-05 08:28:50 PM  

I Read Fark For the Pictures: R.A.Danny: Horry County? Really?

The H is silent.


Do you like replying to yourself? You've done it a few times now.
 
2011-11-05 08:31:53 PM  

cowgirl toffee: TravisBickle62: What will a case of Milwaukee's Best get me?

Other than an STD?

It will get you a single can PBR quality gal.


What is a PBR? I want ATM not a Penis Breathed Retard
 
2011-11-05 08:32:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I think in a just world, it should have been two charging buying the beer, and one charging paying $250.


FTFY
 
2011-11-05 08:33:15 PM  
www.cartoonstock.com

money4beer.com
 
2011-11-05 08:35:11 PM  
If I were Spreng's lawyer, I'd argue that she was just looking for a date.
 
2011-11-05 08:35:18 PM  
i45.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-05 08:35:32 PM  
Yay hooker thread!

Link

And

Link (Scroll down halfway)
 
2011-11-05 08:36:07 PM  
media.thesunnews.com

Well, she's no Spreng chicken, that's for sure.
 
2011-11-05 08:37:45 PM  
If beer for sex is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

/just not with that one
 
2011-11-05 08:38:12 PM  
I like how appearance functions as a sliding scale for number of times they've been busted for whoring it up. The more charges, the uglier they get!
 
2011-11-05 08:40:22 PM  

TravisBickle62: cowgirl toffee: TravisBickle62: What will a case of Milwaukee's Best get me?

Other than an STD?

It will get you a single can PBR quality gal.

What is a PBR? I want ATM not a Penis Breathed Retard


PBR is the hippest beer for a$$holes. If you're looking for A$$ To Mouth... this is the beer you've been looking for. :P

img26.imageshack.us
 
VYV
2011-11-05 08:40:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-05 08:56:29 PM  

tereklusec: I like how appearance functions as a sliding scale for number of times they've been busted for whoring it up. The more charges, the uglier they get!



It's a function od simple mathematics.


/Or methematics, as it were
 
2011-11-05 08:57:10 PM  
The one with the orange jumpsuit?
Did I win?
 
2011-11-05 08:58:26 PM  
farking is legal.
Selling is legal.
So why isn't selling farking legal?

/RIP, George

To answer the question, the only reason farking is legal is because the Christards can't make all kinds of farking illegal, so they have to settle for making as many different kinds of farking illegal as they can.
 
2011-11-05 08:58:27 PM  

illannoyin: Yay hooker thread!

Link

And

Link (Scroll down halfway)


Felony prostitution?! Unless you are mugging your Johns (which should be a separate offense), why should prostitution be a felony? Sex is legal, selling is legal--why isn't selling sex legal? (Thanks, George Carlin)
 
2011-11-05 08:58:40 PM  
there's no way the last girl is only five years older than the first girl and four years older than the second.
 
2011-11-05 08:58:46 PM  

ggecko: I Read Fark For the Pictures: R.A.Danny: Horry County? Really?

The H is silent.

Do you like replying to yourself? You've done it a few times now.


Why yes. Thanks for asking.
 
2011-11-05 08:58:47 PM  
If buying booze for a woman that inevitably leads to sex -- is considered prostitution ..... then I've pretty much always been a 'John'.
 
2011-11-05 08:59:56 PM  
Who knew it was illegal to buy a woman a beer to rinse her mouth out..?
 
2011-11-05 09:00:08 PM  
Note to self: whores hate their eyebrows.
 
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