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FormlessOne

2011-11-05 05:30:17 PM

Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

EvilEgg

2011-11-05 05:38:43 PM

FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-11-05 05:45:32 PM

EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

WTF Indeed

2011-11-05 05:53:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

Earguy

2011-11-05 05:53:31 PM

I distinctly remember Kate clearly stating that the money was being set aside for the kids' college funds.

Bet that funding got re-routed.

Uchiha_Cycliste

2011-11-05 06:03:38 PM

WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

I second clusterf*ck.with a big, heaping, spoonful of ass-hattery.

No YOU'RE a Towel

2011-11-05 06:08:21 PM

robmilmel

2011-11-05 06:10:32 PM

No YOU'RE a Towel: WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

Not a ruckus?

I think more of a shiatstorm.

GriffXX

2011-11-05 06:40:34 PM

robmilmel: No YOU'RE a Towel: WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

Not a ruckus?

I think more of a shiatstorm.

Clusterfark sounds the most viable but the first word I thought of was biatchpocalypse.

Chariset

2011-11-05 06:42:55 PM

GriffXX: robmilmel: No YOU'RE a Towel: WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

Not a ruckus?

I think more of a shiatstorm.

Clusterfark sounds the most viable but the first word I thought of was biatchpocalypse.

Sordid sacrifice of over twenty young lives on the altar of their mothers' egos ... but that's not catchy. How about "shambles"?

Generation_D

2011-11-05 06:46:41 PM

Bet that funding got re-routed.

Next up: Kate runs for government office!

GAT_00

2011-11-05 07:12:04 PM

I like how this is right above the list of no-talent stars.

cretinbob

2011-11-05 07:49:22 PM

What? Kate's job blogging for a coupon website isn't bringing in as much money as being on TV?

GTFO

///and your tubes tied

bigpeeler

2011-11-05 07:54:04 PM

FirstNationalBastard

2011-11-05 07:56:02 PM

bigpeeler: robmilmel: No YOU'RE a Towel: WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

Not a ruckus?

I think more of a shiatstorm.

No, no...it's a foofaraw.

Nah, more of a hullabaloo.

/foible.

monty666

2011-11-05 08:01:15 PM

"What these octomoms are experiencing is a larger than life version of what so many of the rest of us Americans are struggling with - a resetting of expectations. What I see in both of these situations is a real opportunity," personal finance expert and author of "On My Own Two Feet: A Modern Girl's Guide to Personal Finance" Manisha Thakor told Fox411

Octomoms got octoproblems.

WTF Indeed

2011-11-05 08:13:34 PM

FirstNationalBastard: bigpeeler: robmilmel: No YOU'RE a Towel: WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

Not a ruckus?

I think more of a shiatstorm.

No, no...it's a foofaraw.

Nah, more of a hullabaloo.

/foible.

Shiatstorm?

Ed Finnerty

2011-11-05 08:14:01 PM

They can always rent out their vaginas as tents for outdoor events, bouncy castles or circuses.

MissFeasance

2011-11-05 08:19:23 PM

TLC should do a crossover show where the Duggar kids teach Kate how to make homemade laundry detergent and do perms

FirstNationalBastard

2011-11-05 08:21:38 PM

MissFeasance: TLC should do a crossover show where the Duggar kids teach Kate how to make homemade laundry detergent and do perms

As long as it ends with a meteor strike...

GAT_00

2011-11-05 08:35:57 PM

FirstNationalBastard: MissFeasance: TLC should do a crossover show where the Duggar kids teach Kate how to make homemade laundry detergent and do perms

As long as it ends with a meteor strike...

Can we make sure this happens during, say, the Notre Dame-Michigan game? Might as well kill two birds with one stone.

oi_piss_me_off

2011-11-05 09:02:36 PM

WTF Indeed

FirstNationalBastard: bigpeeler: robmilmel: No YOU'RE a Towel: WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

Not a ruckus?

I think more of a shiatstorm.

No, no...it's a foofaraw.

Nah, more of a hullabaloo.

/foible.

Shiatstorm?

I say it's more of a debacle.

doglover

2011-11-05 09:29:37 PM

oi_piss_me_off: WTF Indeed

FirstNationalBastard: bigpeeler: robmilmel: No YOU'RE a Towel: WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

Not a ruckus?

I think more of a shiatstorm.

No, no...it's a foofaraw.

Nah, more of a hullabaloo.

/foible.

Shiatstorm?

I say it's more of a debacle.

Clearly it's a debacle, but is is an imperial debacle or a metric one?

FirstNationalBastard

2011-11-05 09:32:09 PM

doglover: oi_piss_me_off: WTF Indeed

FirstNationalBastard: bigpeeler: robmilmel: No YOU'RE a Towel: WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

Not a ruckus?

I think more of a shiatstorm.

No, no...it's a foofaraw.

Nah, more of a hullabaloo.

/foible.

Shiatstorm?

I say it's more of a debacle.

Clearly it's a debacle, but is is an imperial debacle or a metric one?

Metric?!?

Imperial or nothing. It will be 40 debacles to the hogshead, the way God intended!

WTF Indeed

2011-11-05 09:36:40 PM

FirstNationalBastard: doglover: oi_piss_me_off: WTF Indeed

FirstNationalBastard: bigpeeler: robmilmel: No YOU'RE a Towel: WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

Not a ruckus?

I think more of a shiatstorm.

No, no...it's a foofaraw.

Nah, more of a hullabaloo.

/foible.

Shiatstorm?

I say it's more of a debacle.

Clearly it's a debacle, but is is an imperial debacle or a metric one?

Metric?!?

Imperial or nothing. It will be 40 debacles to the hogshead, the way God intended!

USA! USA! USA! USA!

Walker

2011-11-05 09:52:38 PM

"Look mommy, Collin is trying to kill himself just to get the f*ck away from you"
i.dailymail.co.uk

SilentStrider

2011-11-05 09:54:41 PM

At least Jon had the brains to get out of that mess.

/I'm sorry, I really shouldn't call Kate a mess, but if the shoe fits...

d-fens99

2011-11-05 10:00:16 PM

So...how much longer until Vivid makes them both an offer?

AbbeySomeone

2011-11-05 10:04:32 PM

I have nothing but contempt for either of them.
The 'doctors' involved should have their licenses revoked.

Moodybastard

2011-11-05 10:05:38 PM

WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

No a Custerfark requires the military. Specifically calvary.

elffster

2011-11-05 10:06:09 PM

Remember: Vaginas are not a toy!

Quantum Apostrophe

2011-11-05 10:06:29 PM

But but but people who have kids are mature and show the world they're adults who can handle responsibility! Childless people are weird! And immature! And definitely have free time and money! Losers!

Satanic_Hamster

2011-11-05 10:13:46 PM

pnjunction

2011-11-05 10:14:15 PM

FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

img683.imageshack.us

And fark you everyone who ever watched that garbage.

kcoombs69

2011-11-05 10:14:23 PM

doglover: oi_piss_me_off: WTF Indeed

FirstNationalBastard: bigpeeler: robmilmel: No YOU'RE a Towel: WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

Not a ruckus?

I think more of a shiatstorm.

No, no...it's a foofaraw.

Nah, more of a hullabaloo.

/foible.

Shiatstorm?

I say it's more of a debacle.

Clearly it's a debacle, but is is an imperial debacle or a metric one?

This whole thing definitely has the DNA signature of a trainwreck.

Wookie Milson

2011-11-05 10:17:00 PM

monty666: "What these octomoms are experiencing is a larger than life version of what so many of the rest of us Americans are struggling with - a resetting of expectations. What I see in both of these situations is a real opportunity," personal finance expert and author of "On My Own Two Feet: A Modern Girl's Guide to Personal Finance" Manisha Thakor told Fox411

Octomoms got octoproblems.

And a biatch is one.
/hit me

astar812

2011-11-05 10:19:01 PM

Anyone else read that octomom's older kids go to private school? Stop paying for private school and you may not be in this situation. That and don't have 14 children.

tzzhc4

2011-11-05 10:23:21 PM

FTA: Suleman has six more children in addition to the eight from her multiple birth. She told Dr. Drew that she can't meet her monthly expenses of $12,000 for her 14 kids, which includes private school and a $3,000 mortgage. It has gotten so bad, she can't afford to fix her bathroom faucet and bathing her kids in the kitchen sink.

Put your kids in public school, get a cheaper house and learn to use a wrench. It is what the rest of us who live within our means have to do.

Magorn

2011-11-05 10:27:02 PM

robmilmel: No YOU'RE a Towel: WTF Indeed: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: FormlessOne: Fark them. And fark those kids. And fark anybody who participated in this farking fracas.

it's a fiasco, not a fracas.

I think it's more of a debacle.

Custerfark. Definitely a custerfark.

Not a ruckus?

I think more of a shiatstorm.

Clearly more of a kerfuffle, or maybe even a foo-fraw or an old-ashioned donnybrook

RoosterCogburn

2011-11-05 10:32:28 PM

FTFA: She told Dr. Drew that she can't meet her monthly expenses of $12,000 for her 14 kids, which includes private school and a $3,000 mortgage. It has gotten so bad, she can't afford to fix her bathroom faucet and bathing her kids in the kitchen sink.

Dude... PRIVATE school? Seriously? And $3000 a month for a house? Did it never occur to you to put like four bunk beds in one room? Take that 3000 and invest it in some sort of quadruple bunk bed or something. You are seriously, seriously, seriously doing it wrong.

But given the source, suppose I should be surprised that the idiot who didn't haven enough sense to stop clown carring her vagina after 6 kids is smart enough to work with numbers?

gadian

2011-11-05 10:34:58 PM

I'd say its more of a wrack up, really.

SharkTrager

2011-11-05 10:36:18 PM

elffster: Remember: Vaginas are not a toy!

And yet vaginas were not involved in either situation.

cryinoutloud

2011-11-05 10:36:59 PM

AbbeySomeone: I have nothing but contempt for either of them.
The 'doctors' involved should have their licenses revoked.

I believe the octomom doctor did.

Earguy: I distinctly remember Kate clearly stating that the money was being set aside for the kids' college funds.
Bet that funding got re-routed.

What could she possibly spend that much money on?

t1.gstatic.com

SharkTrager

2011-11-05 10:38:18 PM

RoosterCogburn: FTFA: She told Dr. Drew that she can't meet her monthly expenses of $12,000 for her 14 kids, which includes private school and a $3,000 mortgage. It has gotten so bad, she can't afford to fix her bathroom faucet and bathing her kids in the kitchen sink.

Dude... PRIVATE school? Seriously? And $3000 a month for a house? Did it never occur to you to put like four bunk beds in one room? Take that 3000 and invest it in some sort of quadruple bunk bed or something. You are seriously, seriously, seriously doing it wrong.

But given the source, suppose I should be surprised that the idiot who didn't haven enough sense to stop clown carring her vagina after 6 kids is smart enough to work with numbers?

Can't believe I'm defending her but...

1) The kids almost have to be in a private school given the bullshiat that surrounds them.

2) A house big enough for 15 people is not going to be cheap, especially in California.

Richard Roma

2011-11-05 10:42:49 PM

Well, okay, I feel bad for the kids. Maybe the two broods should make a deal a la Strangers on a Train.

Death_Poot

2011-11-05 10:52:37 PM

Ah, bask in the Schadenfreude................

tzzhc4

2011-11-05 11:12:48 PM

SharkTrager: 2) A house big enough for 15 people is not going to be cheap, especially in California.

Then Dr Drew should be giving them a U-haul so they can move some place cheaper. Seriously everyone in California seems to think that is the only place in the country.

The My Little Pony Killer

2011-11-05 11:18:10 PM

Dire financial straits? Please.

Call me when these dumb twats don't have idiots falling head over feet to give them attention and gifts.

Those dumb whores don't know real financial suffering.

Dinobot

2011-11-05 11:23:10 PM