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2011-11-05 01:48:40 PM
He left out all of the fudge packing. Lots and lots of fudge packing.
 
2011-11-05 01:50:47 PM
At least he has the balls to admit being gay is a choice. Most pansies whine and hide behind their genetics.
 
2011-11-05 02:07:39 PM
I heard those monsters have jobs, hobbies and even eat food.
 
2011-11-05 02:08:45 PM
Because being gay is a choice, our relationship is a gamble day to day.

i51.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-05 02:32:15 PM
I guess it was kind of funny...
 
2011-11-05 02:47:00 PM
I'm pretty tolerant. I think gays should be able to get married and generally not be discriminated against but the bowling thing kinda bothers me. I bet most of them don't bring their own balls and shoes and you know the minimum wage flunkies working at the bowling alleys don't sanitize that shiat properly. The potential for spreading the gay is just too much of a risk to ask the rest of the population to accept. We're gonna need some new laws.
 
2011-11-05 02:54:20 PM
Ban bowling?
 
2011-11-05 03:05:34 PM
FloydA: Ban bowling?

I'd hate to see it come to that but we do have to think of the children.
 
2011-11-05 03:27:25 PM
bogey:
I'd hate to see it come to that but we do have to think of the children.


I'm willing to compromise. How about if we keep bowling and ban children instead?
I'm sure everyone can agree with that.
 
2011-11-05 04:20:58 PM
I was totally enthralled until the bowling. Bowling is not fabulous. Look at the shoes.
 
2011-11-05 04:31:13 PM
This thread needs that "gay agenda" copypasta. You know, the one where he goes to work and then skips out for a mani/pedi, or something, while biatching about his secretary on the phone.

/I have bad memory
 
2011-11-05 04:34:58 PM
11:05 p.m.: Ritual sacrifice of a Christian child to Satan.
 
2011-11-05 04:37:53 PM
Godscrack: Because being gay is a choice, our relationship is a gamble day to day.

[i51.photobucket.com image 512x384]


Yeah, seriously?

Someone is going to chose to give up rights, be looked down upon by bigoted fundies and conservatives, and risk losing their family and being ostracized when they could simply choose not to?
 
2011-11-05 04:42:50 PM
MeinRS6: He left out all of the fudge packing. Lots and lots of fudge packing.

Because that would turn you on, MeinRS6?
 
2011-11-05 04:46:38 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Godscrack: Because being gay is a choice, our relationship is a gamble day to day.

[i51.photobucket.com image 512x384]

Yeah, seriously?

Someone is going to chose to give up rights, be looked down upon by bigoted fundies and conservatives, and risk losing their family and being ostracized when they could simply choose not to?


One of my closest friends is a gay guy who was born and raised a farm boy by conservative, Christian parents in the small town of Guthrie, Oklahoma. Anybody who thinks he would choose to be gay would have to either a) be bugfark crazy or b) have to actually make the conscious effort to be straight in their every day lives.
 
2011-11-05 04:47:21 PM
AirForceVet: MeinRS6: He left out all of the fudge packing. Lots and lots of fudge packing.

Because that would turn you on, MeinRS6?


They do make fudge packing look fun...

i6.photobucket.com

/Keebler elves were the original fudge packers.
 
2011-11-05 04:50:23 PM
AirForceVet: MeinRS6: He left out all of the fudge packing. Lots and lots of fudge packing.

Because that would turn you on, MeinRS6?


I guess you told me, you old senile fark.
 
2011-11-05 04:53:20 PM
That's so gay.
 
2011-11-05 04:53:48 PM
AirForceVet: MeinRS6: He left out all of the fudge packing. Lots and lots of fudge packing.

Because that would turn you on, MeinRS6?


Wow. Mind-numbingly idiotic.
 
2011-11-05 05:20:26 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Godscrack: Because being gay is a choice, our relationship is a gamble day to day.

[i51.photobucket.com image 512x384]

Yeah, seriously?

Someone is going to chose to give up rights, be looked down upon by bigoted fundies and conservatives, and risk losing their family and being ostracized when they could simply choose not to?


If the sex is really good, then hell yeah!
 
2011-11-05 05:37:18 PM
Lionel Mandrake: That's so gay.

I can't believe it took that many posts to get there!
 
2011-11-05 06:01:29 PM
I am a gay male that chooses to be straight
 
2011-11-05 06:08:19 PM
Ennuipoet: Lionel Mandrake: That's so gay.

I can't believe it took that many posts to get there!


That's what he said!
 
2011-11-05 06:19:04 PM
roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-05 06:19:47 PM
EnviroDude: I am a gay male that chooses to be straight

Seems like it would be less painful.
 
2011-11-05 06:25:21 PM
Whatever! Everyone knows that gay people aren't real people.
 
2011-11-05 06:42:52 PM
Mugato: EnviroDude: I am a gay male that chooses to be straight

Seems like it would be less painful.


Applying the Kinseying scale, we are all gay.
 
2011-11-05 07:05:59 PM
Shostie: 11:05 p.m.: Ritual sacrifice of a Christian child to Satan.

Oh, so he's Jewish, too?

/sorry...it was such a softball
 
2011-11-05 07:06:22 PM
I didn't read where he checks his GRINDR app
 
2011-11-05 07:06:22 PM
EnviroDude: I am a gay male that chooses to be straight

And I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. I only hope to destroy my own marriage someday.
 
2011-11-05 07:08:49 PM
BroVinny: At least he has the balls to admit being gay is a choice. Most pansies whine and hide behind their genetics.

Idiot or troll?

"Because being gay is a choice, our relationship is a gamble day to day. Even though we have both chosen to remain gay and to be together every day for the past 16 years, we never take anything for granted. One of us just might throw in the towel one day and give up the lifestyle" is satire.
 
2011-11-05 07:10:17 PM
That was too ghey....
 
2011-11-05 07:11:08 PM
James F. Campbell: BroVinny: At least he has the balls to admit being gay is a choice. Most pansies whine and hide behind their genetics.

Idiot or troll?


I think being an idiot is genetic but being a troll is a lifestyle choice.
 
2011-11-05 07:11:08 PM
www.witnessesuntome.com
 
2011-11-05 07:12:17 PM
FloydA: I'm willing to compromise. How about if we keep bowling and ban children instead?
I'm sure everyone can agree with that.


This man has my vote.
 
2011-11-05 07:12:25 PM
James F. Campbell: BroVinny: At least he has the balls to admit being gay is a choice. Most pansies whine and hide behind their genetics.

Idiot or troll?


Fark you and you're simplistic "either/or" thinking, why can't I be a "both/and"?

Motherfarker.
 
2011-11-05 07:13:20 PM
i1207.photobucket.com
Stag at Sharkey's by George Bellows (1909)

(I'm sitting this one out, boys.)


For more information and the source of the photo,
see: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/sisterwendy/works/sta.html
 
2011-11-05 07:13:28 PM
MeinRS6: He left out all of the fudge packing. Lots and lots of fudge packing.

Gay dessert was implied with the whole gay dinner thing.
 
2011-11-05 07:15:04 PM
Godscrack: Because being gay is a choice, our relationship is a gamble day to day.

[i51.photobucket.com image 512x384]


Your satire detector must be in the shop.
 
2011-11-05 07:18:58 PM
Biological Ali: FloydA: I'm willing to compromise. How about if we keep bowling and ban children instead?
I'm sure everyone can agree with that.

This man has my vote.



Thank you, thank you! I'm proud to be the candidate of the people!
Remember folks, two chickens in every car, and some pot in every garage!
 
2011-11-05 07:19:26 PM
I did not know being gay was such a subversive and evil lifestyle. EVERYTHING YOU HEARD IS TRUE! RUN! RUN! GRAB THE KIDS AND THE AMMO!
 
2011-11-05 07:19:30 PM
Is it Gay-Time yet? Because I have a really appropriate image to post if it's Gay-Time...

i.imgur.com

Oops! I posted it!
HAHA TOO LATE! IT'S GAY-TIME NOW, MOTHERFARKERS!
 
2011-11-05 07:23:19 PM
WE GET IT, HE'S GAY!
 
2011-11-05 07:25:21 PM
Wow. I never knew that being gay was so... gay.
 
2011-11-05 07:26:33 PM
For some, being gay is natural, for some, its a choice.

Why fight over why? People are free to make choices, or be who they are. I know a man who, simple decided to quit women, as a life long pair bond, and went the more Roman route. Girls for pleasure, men for love.

Im sure some ladies do the same thing. Its working out really well for hom toi.
 
2011-11-05 07:28:00 PM
Derp, phone typos. For him too.
 
2011-11-05 07:35:34 PM
It was too gay. Never mentioned whether he was the pitcher of catcher. I'm betting catcher based on whinyness.
 
2011-11-05 07:37:02 PM
Domenick Scudera Professor of Theater and Chair of the Theater and Dance department, Ursinus College

Oh, so close to win.
 
2011-11-05 07:44:02 PM
Every last gay, homosexual word of the gay homosexual article is true. I have lived in a gay, homosexual neighborhood in a building with a lot of gay homosexuals for almost a decade and as a result of all this gay homosexuality, I wake up every morning lusting for men. Some may just dismiss this and say, "but brainiac, doesn't that make you heterosexual? After all, you're a woman." But that's what they want you to think.
 
2011-11-05 07:44:18 PM
I thought they spent the day flittering. Flitter here, flitter there, flitter flitter flitter everywhere.
 
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