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(The Hollywood Reporter) Silly Apparently, there's quite a competition for who will play Bruce Willis's son in Die Hard 5: Die Hardier   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 72
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2011-11-05 11:41:15 AM
I vote Ashton Kutcher, for the lulz.
 
2011-11-05 11:47:34 AM
There's only one reason why I wouldn't want Aaron Paul to get the role, and that's because I wouldn't want him to have his time diverted away from the last season of Breaking Bad.

If not for that, I'd totally be rooting for Aaron Paul.
 
2011-11-05 11:47:57 AM
Just hire Shia LeBoeuf and be done with it.
 
2011-11-05 11:48:35 AM
Here we go again...again.
 
2011-11-05 11:52:20 AM
What's Noah Land up to these days?
 
2011-11-05 11:58:57 AM
Why not have his real son Rumer play it?
 
2011-11-05 12:01:56 PM
Hire this guy...

blog.web.blogads.com

He'd be just as quirky as Justin Long. Plus he already has an evil scientist twin counterpart who wants to rule the world, you have a hero and a villain all in one!
 
2011-11-05 12:04:11 PM
Why does the thing have to be a family orgy? It's a pointless action movie, stop involving new characters, I don't give a shiat.
 
2011-11-05 12:09:59 PM
www.themagazine.ca

Hai guyz, what's going on in this thread?

/if you're going to keep butchering a franchise, might as well go all the way
 
2011-11-05 12:13:17 PM
I vote for the kid who played young Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade.
 
2011-11-05 12:17:45 PM
m1ke: I vote for the kid who played young Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade.

Too soon... too soon...
 
2011-11-05 12:20:36 PM
The Gosh Darned Batman: Just hire Shia LeBoeuf and be done with it.

QFT
 
2011-11-05 12:20:42 PM
m1ke: I vote for the kid who played young Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade.

First, River Phoenix is dead, unless that'sthejoke.jpg.

Second, I'm one of those Die Hard fans that skipped the fourth one in the theater on principle due to the PG-13 rating and studio raping of John McClane. When I pirated the unrated edition later, I smacked myself for not seeing it on the big screen. Live Free or Die Hard captured the magic of the first and third movies, in my humble opinion. I'll be seeing this one on opening night, rating be damned.
 
2011-11-05 12:29:33 PM
That's Die Hardierest, subby
 
2011-11-05 12:30:14 PM
As long as they bring back
spinoff.comicbookresources.com

I'll be happy.
 
2011-11-05 12:31:18 PM
FTFA: Die Hard 5, which is now called A Good Day to Die Hard

Ugh.
 
2011-11-05 12:36:53 PM
Grelmo: m1ke: I vote for the kid who played young Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade.

First, River Phoenix is dead, unless that'sthejoke.jpg.

Second, I'm one of those Die Hard fans that skipped the fourth one in the theater on principle due to the PG-13 rating and studio raping of John McClane. When I pirated the unrated edition later, I smacked myself for not seeing it on the big screen. Live Free or Die Hard captured the magic of the first and third movies, in my humble opinion. I'll be seeing this one on opening night, rating be damned.


Yeah, for all the shait talked about that movie, I thought it was pretty good. I liked the unrated version better, and I would have toned down some of the stunts (dangling off the wing of an F-35, really?), the thing that made John McClane awesome was the fact that while the stunts were always a little over the top, they weren't stupidly outrageous, making him look like superman, McClane got hurt, they got away from that in this last movie. All that said though...IT WAS A DIE HARD MOVIE FOR FARKS SAKE. You don't go in expecting great cinema, just a fun action movie.
 
2011-11-05 12:38:37 PM
How about Shia Laboof?
 
2011-11-05 12:53:53 PM
How about his huge-jawed spawn by Demi? Oh right...female apparently.

carry on
 
2011-11-05 12:55:16 PM
Anyone - and preferably that pretty girl in the picture right up there - as long as it it isn't that POS actor Shia Laqueef, I mean 'LaBoef'
 
2011-11-05 12:55:56 PM
It better be rated R.
 
2011-11-05 12:56:26 PM
What about Stockard O'neal? Sorry, I meant Channing Tatum.

/no votey?
//Third google search suggestion was "channing tatum bi." Fact or fancy?
 
2011-11-05 12:59:16 PM
Just hire LeBoeuf and put this franchise to rest already. Even if you don't think the first one was the only really good one (it was), they're just crapping on a cold corpse at this point.

Which makes LeBoeuf the obvious choice, I must say.
 
2011-11-05 01:23:59 PM
Directors Roland Emmerich, Akiva Goldsman

Thank you, good night!

/somehow I doubt the marketing is going to lead with "From the director of Godzilla '98 and the writer of Batman and Robin"
 
2011-11-05 01:25:23 PM
Grelmo: m1ke: I vote for the kid who played young Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade.

First, River Phoenix is dead, unless that'sthejoke.jpg.

Second, I'm one of those Die Hard fans that skipped the fourth one in the theater on principle due to the PG-13 rating and studio raping of John McClane. When I pirated the unrated edition later, I smacked myself for not seeing it on the big screen. Live Free or Die Hard captured the magic of the first and third movies, in my humble opinion. I'll be seeing this one on opening night, rating be damned.


I saw it in the theater and thought it was a fun action movie, but you just have to make sure you give your brain the day off:

art.penny-arcade.com
 
2011-11-05 01:26:30 PM
Oh sorry, read that wrong. I thought Roland Emmerich and Akiva Goldsman were attached to Die Hard.
 
2011-11-05 01:29:02 PM
All that said though...IT WAS A DIE HARD MOVIE FOR FARKS SAKE. You don't go in expecting great cinema, just a fun action movie.

Actually, I thought the first Die Hard was great cinema. Just because it's an action movie doesn't mean it can't be executed well.
 
2011-11-05 01:41:50 PM
Die Hard 5: Die Hardererest
 
2011-11-05 01:44:36 PM
People are mentioning Shiate Lebouffe as if it was some kind of ironic joke.

We ALL know this is actually Hollywood's first choice.


Wankers.
 
2011-11-05 01:52:11 PM
Mugato: Actually, I thought the first Die Hard was great cinema. Just because it's an action movie doesn't mean it can't be executed well.

And strangely enough, a good action movie doesn't necessarily have to be well executed, but it helps.
 
2011-11-05 01:54:34 PM
yippie ki yay foley catheter
 
2011-11-05 01:58:23 PM
I vote Bruce WIllis play his own son who's come back in time to save the world from a dark future.
 
2011-11-05 02:07:38 PM
Alright, I love the current working title. "A Good Day to Die Hard."
 
2011-11-05 02:10:45 PM
AkaranD: Alright, I love the current working title. "A Good Day to Die Hard."

I guess they care so much about who is going to play his son because he's going to take over the reigns when McClane has a heart attack and dies in mid-coitus during the opening credits.

/coitus?
 
2011-11-05 02:13:07 PM
Die Hard 5: Die More Hard
 
2011-11-05 02:13:29 PM
How about Logan Lerman?
 
2011-11-05 02:20:54 PM
Another vote for more Elizabeth Mary Winstead.
Sh was the best part of the Thing reboot....and Sky High.
 
2011-11-05 02:25:47 PM
Dr. Killinger's Magic Murder Bag: FTFA: Die Hard 5, which is now called A Good Day to Die Hard

Ugh.


Sounds like a sex title.
 
2011-11-05 02:31:09 PM
werekoala: I vote Ashton Kutcher, for the lulz.

They could swap Demi stories for the lulz too
 
2011-11-05 02:31:55 PM
elanadiestel.files.wordpress.com

I vote for the e*trade baby. Voiced my the same actor as in the commercials.

/I know...too old.
 
2011-11-05 02:33:40 PM
Betty White
 
2011-11-05 02:34:18 PM
Haley Joel Osment MUST play his son. As a bonus at some point in the movie, Osment looks at some recently killed evildoers and declares........ "I see dead people".
 
2011-11-05 02:43:37 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: Dr. Killinger's Magic Murder Bag: FTFA: Die Hard 5, which is now called A Good Day to Die Hard

Ugh.

Sounds like a sex title.


What's wrong with some necrophilia porn?
 
2011-11-05 02:52:28 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: Dr. Killinger's Magic Murder Bag: FTFA: Die Hard 5, which is now called A Good Day to Die Hard

Ugh.

Sounds like a sex title.


A Klingon sex title
 
2011-11-05 02:56:07 PM
die hard
die harder
die hardest
Just die, dammit!
 
2011-11-05 02:58:26 PM
What they should do is transport McClain's son into some other movie universe like twilight and with the power of explosives put an end to the nightmare once and for all.
 
2011-11-05 03:09:47 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: There's only one reason why I wouldn't want Aaron Paul to get the role, and that's because I wouldn't want him to have his time diverted away from the last season of Breaking Bad.

If not for that, I'd totally be rooting for Aaron Paul.


He was starring on Big Love at the same time he was on Breaking Bad, so it's not like he can't work on more than one thing at a time. And I can't believe he'd skip on the last season of Breaking Bad to play second fiddle to Bruce Willis, as Willis' career is on the rocks at this point.

Why are they even casting the role? Why don't they just automatically give it to LaBeef?
 
2011-11-05 03:11:50 PM
and you farkin' twats were complaining about Adam Sandler's new movie in the preceding post...?
 
2011-11-05 03:13:21 PM
Did I seriously read in that article that some jackwagon sonnuvabee is making a love action Akira? I'm gonna kill someone, I swear.
 
2011-11-05 03:15:06 PM
Live action Akira. Stupid phone.
 
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