What a waste of a minute of my life.............including the time it took to type this post

A fanny pack? Wouldn't that make you lose your manhood?

before i read the posts, i thought to myself, "i wonder if anyone else thinks this article sucks as much as i do..." ... well... yeah

Only thing on that list that's conceivably useful is the Cobra Tag. If you are a stalker.

So...Gizmodo is a weak version of Cracked, now?

M0nkeyp0x: A fanny pack? Wouldn't that make you lose your manhood?

Yup. My first thought was, that utility belt doesn't have a place to hold a penis. Which is fine, because wearing that thing you need it.

Also, I only see 6 tools. Did the 7th get lost?

Cobra Tag, Belt. Chain. Metal Detector. Dog. That is five. They must have lost the other two.

it amazes me that gawker media is still around

LindLTaylor: Cobra Tag, Belt. Chain. Metal Detector. Dog. That is five. They must have lost the other two.

Well, there was the "stay sober pill", but that only makes six. They should have put a Cobra tag on the last one.

Death_Poot: What a waste of a minute of my life.............including the time it took to type this post


Came to say this.

M0nkeyp0x: A fanny pack? Wouldn't that make you lose your manhood?

Only if you call it a fanny pack.

If you call it a 'tactical' belt, your manhood is safe.

/At least that's what the mall ninjas tell me.

Whatthefark: If you call it a 'tactical' belt, your manhood is safe.

JERRY: Hey! Officer! Someone took my European carryall!
COP: Your what?
JERRY: The...black, leather...thing with a strap.
COP: You mean a purse?
JERRY: Yes, a purse. I carry a purse!

Yes, that list was very lazy, and totally useless, but a TOOL BELT is the only one on there with any merit. I'll admit that I feel like a grown-up whenever I put on my tool belt and Redwing boots and work around the castle.

They probably should have done an article of the seven merits of owning a tool belt and having seven essential tools.

My tool belt has permanently on the roster:

tape measure
screwdriver w/ interchangeable heads
hammer
Leatherman
large flathead screwdriver
2 pliers -1 small, 1 med.
2 cresent wrenches - 1 small, 1 med.

I have in my pockets at all times: keys, wallet, at least one pen, phone, Leatherman. Fark needing a purse (or a "tactical belt"), and fark needing anything else.

There were 8 tools in that article, whatever a Kyle Wagner is.

Cymbal: Only thing on that list that's conceivably useful is the Cobra Tag.

The rest I bought and lost. Might get a cobra tag actually, been wanting a thing where if I have my keys I can find my phone and if I have my phone I can find my keys.